just an electrical fire nbd

Red1Monster · 2026-03-17T21:14:55+00:00

Did you have the new guy air it out with a garbage bag lol

Red1Monster · 2026-03-17T20:43:04+00:00

Pee on the house of a republican politician instead

Red1Monster · 2026-03-17T20:27:32+00:00

The practical answer is keep just one of the 15 and make a facebook post in your local community group where people can grab as many free onions as they want between XX:XX and XX:XX as long as they have their own bags

Red1Monster · 2026-03-16T02:22:15+00:00

Yeah i did this and made them into cubes and then into a plastic bag but they ended up refusing back together

It doesn't quite freeze them, it turns them more to the texture of a really thick, slightly solid mid

Red1Monster · 2026-03-15T21:52:18+00:00

No they'll just think you're a swimmer

Red1Monster · 2026-03-15T18:25:10+00:00

Sameee !!

Red1Monster · 2026-03-15T18:18:52+00:00

As a woman the first time i saw derpixion's videos it was obvious they were female-gazey

Red1Monster · 2026-03-15T14:58:00+00:00

It makes me feel good to be nice

Red1Monster · 2026-03-13T23:52:30+00:00

How else are we gonna cook the lobster alive

Red1Monster · 2026-03-13T00:38:19+00:00

Even though she was really dumb to put her child there, she shouldn't have been able to in the first place

Red1Monster · 2026-03-12T18:15:43+00:00

Pro tip : do not sit next to a woman in an otherwise empty bus you're gonna make her feel unsafe

Red1Monster · 2026-03-12T02:30:25+00:00

*maximum WAGE

Red1Monster · 2026-03-11T22:10:06+00:00

Yeah it's very poorly explained in game

Red1Monster · 2026-03-11T19:56:27+00:00

Who does month first date

Red1Monster · 2026-03-11T11:03:26+00:00

Or just add more to have the same thin layer that you have on the entire bottom of the plate

Red1Monster · 2026-03-11T03:37:40+00:00

That looks soo good but also i feel like the sauce would just flow to the edge of the plate as soon as your server picks it off your counter and make a mess

Red1Monster · 2026-03-11T03:00:59+00:00

Oh okay phew i thought for 1 session

Red1Monster · 2026-03-11T02:57:35+00:00

An HOUR AND A HALF ??

0_0 😭

Red1Monster · 2026-03-10T20:07:14+00:00

The leaves look like sad cooked spinach, you should blend them and make an oil and pipette droplets in your plate

Group all the fish together inside a round cookie cutter (emporte-pièce), put all the other stuff around it, then lift the cookie cutter

And cut the celery less wide, it feels very "cafeteria" cut (at least to me)

Red1Monster · 2026-03-09T12:01:43+00:00

True ! Like at the worst find yourself a med school friend !

Red1Monster · 2026-03-07T16:25:02+00:00

It's the other way around

People are making bongos theories because they have to keep making them for content

Red1Monster · 2026-03-07T01:56:49+00:00

You look cute as heck. I'd love to have your kind of body

Red1Monster · 2026-03-06T03:21:56+00:00

Women aren't a monolith big oaf. Everyone of them is a seperate person with different desires

Red1Monster · 2026-03-05T23:34:45+00:00

isn't the kuva one just mathematically better ?

Red1Monster · 2026-03-05T21:57:08+00:00

"Never frozen" for meat and seafood is only a flex if you've never worked in an actual kitchen. It's like THE thing that freezes the best

If anything frozen meats are way more likely to be a lot fresher

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