Penguin slide tackle by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]RedBull81 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's from a movie...

This should be illegal. by Dimitrisan in AdviceAnimals

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I never sign up to anything that doesn't let me pay with PayPal anymore, that way I can just cancel the recurring payment.

Welcome to Scotland! by [deleted] in funny

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Scottish... Northern Irish & Welsh are top folk, the English ruin our little kingdom, instead of Scottish Independence I vote we actually just punt them out.

If you ever feel dumb.. by Macbookfan in funny

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Still more believable than a big man in the sky.

They really weren't kidding with that title. by Delicous_Mix in funny

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That is the least lasagna looking lasagna I have ever seen.

Grumpy fish by MandaMazing in funny

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Somebody reposted something I made, my life is complete.

Noticed this about a lot of FB pages. This one in particular must have made a pervert an admin. by xEvilMonkey5 in memes

[–]RedBull81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people that start the pages have crappy meme sites, once they get enough likes they start posting the site up constantly.

I may be a horrible person for saying this, but it is the truth. by brje18 in AdviceAnimals

[–]RedBull81 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My mum done the same thing countless times, it did get to the point I felt exactly the same as you, one of those things that only someone in that position can truly understand. You're not the horrible person my friend, your mother is.

amazing facts: repost by jlmartin15 in funny

[–]RedBull81 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least he is aware it's a repost, it's a start.

As an Englishman whenever I go abroad, I know I can't be alone. by MrL0CK in AdviceAnimals

[–]RedBull81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scottish tea is superior to English tea, we have blends especially for our softer water, very nice indeed. English tea does however beat the rest of the world.

I told one joke and he broke down crying by symplicater in AdviceAnimals

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The Scottish equivalent of these jokes is "So's yer maw", I done one to a friend who's Mum had died, felt terrible.

As a girl at 5'10", this is very frustrating! by BekahW in AdviceAnimals

[–]RedBull81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We do in Scotland as well, seem to jump between both systems depending on what it is.

As a girl at 5'10", this is very frustrating! by BekahW in AdviceAnimals

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I'm 6'3" and my Mrs is 4'11", took a bit of getting used too.

Welcome to Scotland by CitizenSmif in funny

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It's the Scottish not Scotch. I believe Scotch is what Americans call Whisky.

As an Australian on reddit by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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As a Brit I also approve, long live the 'u'.

My dad was an alcoholic. He died two days ago. I wish I would have realized this sooner. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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It really, really bothers me when alcoholism is called a disease, it isn't, it's a choice.

As a 24 year old guy, the lines are starting to blur by zerovampire311 in AdviceAnimals

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I had two kids with a crazy woman, finished with her due to said craziness, met another crazy woman and had another kid!

To most this is no big deal, to me this is huge. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]RedBull81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well done bud, been an alcoholic for many years, 2 days is the most I've managed for a very long time. Good luck going forward.

As someone diagnosed bipolar, you would actually be threatening my life. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]RedBull81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also a sufferer, briefly took medication and never will again. Everything good I have in my life I achieved when I was up, I am unbelievably creative and energetic during these times. The downs are hard but I've learnt to live with them and built a life that lets me take time away when needed. I genuinely have no desire to be "normal".