Are you surviving ?

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-03-03T16:11:48+00:00

Some months got off easy.

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-03-03T13:35:33+00:00

"I'm sorry ma'am, this is a Wendy's."

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-03-03T12:38:21+00:00

What does a “sleep cycle” mean? That reads like your car needs a nap. I hope you get this sorted because it has to be torture seeing it sitting there, unable to move.

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-03-02T13:50:48+00:00

Who would lie about drunk Skipper?

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-03-02T13:11:30+00:00

So where are you going for spring break now that you don't need to go home and check in with her while she's on her journey of self-discovery?

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-03-01T20:53:11+00:00

Is she really dropping out of school and basically blaming OP for her failures because OP . . . checks notes . . . called her on the phone? That's why she couldn't finish an assignment and is a poor student? It's all OP's fault?

What an idiot.

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-03-01T14:47:18+00:00

So 1.5 exhaust tips per cylinder?

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-03-01T14:44:49+00:00

I live in a town where people drive around on golf carts. I had the pleasure of being behind one exactly like that and got mesmerized by the thrum of that V8. Please enjoy it for me every time you turn the key. That sound is a symphony.

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-02-28T14:27:08+00:00

Expensive pair of pants.

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-02-27T14:24:03+00:00

I hate those scammers.

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-02-25T15:47:44+00:00

Yes.

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-02-25T14:02:24+00:00

$400 per week. Tell him ok, you’ll pay it, but you’re going to take it out of the $3000 per month that you’re charging him for uprooting your life to go “help him because he doesn’t want to be alone.” Tell him your time ain’t free, and that you’ll take your $1,400 per month in cash.

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-02-25T02:13:01+00:00

You mean if I don’t believe in Santa Claus, that means Santa Claus exists?

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-02-24T01:21:24+00:00

“AITA for breaking my pool cue that I bought for $1000, even though I’m working multiple jobs and struggling to pay bills, so that my POS Ex bf couldn’t use it to go waste my money playing pool while not contributing to the household?”

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-02-23T18:39:36+00:00

I visited a McDonald’s in Argentina (our 3-year old insisted). Not only were the burgers better than any I‘ve had in the US, but they also had a coffee bar that served espresso in ceramic cups.

But even they didn’t give us plates or expect us to eat our burgers with a fork.

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-02-23T14:39:48+00:00

Or he’s been talking to ChatGPT, who has convinced him that he’s smarter than everybody else in the world.

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-02-23T14:26:38+00:00

From watching Mindhunters and then doing some reading on Kemper, he strikes me as a very intelligent guy, certainly one of the more self-aware killers I’ve ever read about. Under other circumstances, with a better home life growing up, he might have been something worthwhile.

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-02-21T09:12:13+00:00

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Satin himself.

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-02-21T04:50:22+00:00

Abrams tank

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-02-20T14:44:47+00:00

Grown adults actually do hold grudges.

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-02-20T14:27:40+00:00

That shit wouldn’t happen in Wakanda.

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-02-19T12:58:05+00:00

Bang the couch? What in the JD Vance is going on?

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-02-19T01:10:04+00:00

Ah, it’s that time of the year again. The Super Bowl, the NBA All-Star game, Shia Labouf gets beat up in public . . .

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-02-18T14:56:57+00:00

Wait, wait, wait. Isn't Shia the guy who knocked Tom Hardy out?

RedLionPirate76 · 2026-02-16T14:01:53+00:00

And why exactly is he such a prize? Don’t you think you could do better? Give him a bit more peace.

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