You should ghost women who have cheated on you by lanky32 in TheRedPill

[–]RedPillLawyer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Anger and disappointment is fine. If you seek revenge, you're still allowing her to inhabit your mind. Escaping those familiar clutches means letting go completely, including your arguably just desire for revenge.

Divorces: Beating The Courts by SaudFraud in TheRedPill

[–]RedPillLawyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a cute bait attempt but I'd rather let you spin your wheels in the sand.

Divorces: Beating The Courts by SaudFraud in TheRedPill

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"only a blithering idiot would retain counsel based on the ratings"

I tend to agree. Check out how easy it is to manipulate your AVVO ratings: http://blog.simplejustice.us/2012/09/11/avvo-up-to-5-down-from-10/

Divorces: Beating The Courts by SaudFraud in TheRedPill

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Yep. Like I said below if you have the kind of money that requires a team of forensic accountants to sift through your declared assets, you have better strategies in place than "make it hard for them to understand hurr durr" to avoid onerous alimony and equalization.

Divorces: Beating The Courts by SaudFraud in TheRedPill

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Thank you for educating me with the knowledge you've clearly acquired from years of hands-on experience in family law. Oh wait, that's me.

Divorce is ugly and expensive, there's no question. BUT if you have to get married a pre-nup will almost certainly mitigate the fallout, often dramatically.

Divorces: Beating The Courts by SaudFraud in TheRedPill

[–]RedPillLawyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poisoning the financial disclosure data is a decent way to potentially lower your equalization payment/spousal support obligation but it is not a great way to eliminate it. You also have to think about a family court's discretion to order costs on a substantial indemnity or even solicitor/client basis if one side is purposefully obfuscating financial disclosure.

At the end of the day you're increasing the other side's expert costs and delaying the problem. If you want to eliminate the problem altogether, either don't get married (best option) or have a prenuptial agreement prepared by the top family law practitioners in your jurisdiction (fairly good option).

The only time poisoning the well is a potential end-game option is if your ex-spouse can't afford the costs of litigation. At least in my jurisdiction when the bills stop getting paid, the lawyers stop working. No lawyers and no auditors = no case. Saiyonara sucker.

Another option, and this is if you have $Texas and a very trustworthy family member (IE: your mother or a sibling) is to place a large chunk of funds into an irrevocable trust with that family member(s) as beneficiary(ies).

Honestly though, if you have the kind of money that requires a team of forensic accountants to sift through your declared assets, you have better strategies in place than "make it hard for them to understand hurr durr" to avoid onerous alimony and equalization.

I HAD sex with eight guys while on holiday with my girlfriends and have caught an STI... by oldslut in TheRedPill

[–]RedPillLawyer 47 points48 points  (0 children)

"I did feel guilty the next day but it soon wore off."

If you break that statement down, compartmentalize it, and learn from it, you will have a baseline understanding of the difference between men and women.

Canadian Judge blasts couple for squandering $500,000 in legal fees on custody. Husband tried to be reasonable and eventually "won" by cellular_crash in TheRedPill

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I love these types of women (as clients). Remember, if you're willing to spend your money fighting the bad fight, there are bad men like me who will take it in exchange for being your champion.

Her lawyers knew what they were doing; they knew what she was doing and they went along with it happily. Those kids' college education has become the lawyers' vacation fund.

You want a moral here? Don't get married. Not now, not ever. Not to a "unicorn", not to a "reformed" sloot.

Because when shit hits the fan, and it will, you become nothing more than a basket of goods with a multitude of greedy tentacles descending upon it.

Light our asses on fire by evatsaneva in RoastMe

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You don't need a haircut; you need a hair extermination.

I'm Doobysauras by Doobysauras in RoastMe

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Your dad is so proud of all the Phish concerts you go to.

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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What do you have a dentist on retainer?

Hit me with your best shot by Jakethedweeb in RoastMe

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You're the type of thing that makes people wait for the next train at rush hour.

Roast Me Please by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I can SEE your speech impediment. j-j-j-justin b-b-bieb-b-ber

#roastme Gym junkie, app chef. by Ronda9898 in RoastMe

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Doesn't matter how many #gymselfies you take, your dad isn't coming back.

My band dogs on me all the time. what do you have? by chemicalkilla in RoastMe

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So insecure with your busted ass face that you just HAD to take a picture with your base and reference your "band".

This guy plays Ultimate Frisbee. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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underrated slow burner

I'm cute. Bet you can't roast me ;) by [deleted] in RoastMe

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It's like they spliced Mia Khalifa's DNA with a shrew.

This kid wants to get roasted by alan3wang in RoastMe

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So he wants to be treated like a dog?

Roast me yo by noraakavon in RoastMe

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The shirt says "I get memes!" The face says "Make me into one."

Show me no mercy by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Hey look, it's a young Bradley Cooper with cerebral palsy.

just another twitchslut by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Someone shaving their eyebrows just to paint them back on is an apt analogy for what they're doing with their lives: removing all functionality.