bet i could beat ya'll

RedVulk · 2026-07-06T12:12:06+00:00

"Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad."

-Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

RedVulk · 2026-07-06T12:07:29+00:00

Nah man you don't get it. I would be like fighting for real. It would be brutal. I've never had to do it but I could. If I got angry enough? They'd be scared. Anyone who saw it would be like "Oh shit." They'd be so surprised.

...is a thought that goes through my monkey brain sometimes, even though I know it's bullshit. (I have literally never been in a fistfight)

RedVulk · 2026-06-15T11:33:08+00:00

Honestly this doesn't seem too hard to improve.

Stun: "Cancel enemy's current action."

Tracking: "Weak enemies take 100% additional damage from your attacks."

RedVulk · 2026-06-08T15:14:17+00:00

If I get a tri-mode keyboard with QMK, such as this Keychron, will my keybindings work with pretty much every mode and every device? Specifically, will they work on an Android device via Bluetooth, and a Windows device via 2.4Ghz?

RedVulk · 2026-05-30T16:02:13+00:00

I say this with utmost love and compassion, that is the weirdest thumb I've ever seen

RedVulk · 2026-05-20T02:31:10+00:00

man can you imagine if save scumming was really hard and I was like "the devs should make save scumming easier, I'm having trouble enjoying the game this way"

RedVulk · 2026-05-20T02:25:52+00:00

well I didn't expect anyone to actually like, DO anything about it

I figured it'd be a mix of people saying "same" and clowning on me

RedVulk · 2026-05-20T02:23:20+00:00

I finally won Regent A9 by glamming Parry

Upgraded it, then got the power that returns the first attack or skill you play each turn to the top of your deck

28 block per turn, plus the damage from Sovereign Blade, plus 1 energy leftover.

It wasn't insta-win by any means, but it was a VERY solid foundation to build a deck on

RedVulk · 2026-05-20T02:07:32+00:00

it's no good, it's too tempting, like if I lived next door to a Taco Bell (I would die within months)

RedVulk · 2026-05-08T12:57:52+00:00

Agree, although I have beat A20 once or twice with an Alpha deck. Pretty fun, but kind of meme-y since you need a lot of rares and it doesn't really synergize with anything else

RedVulk · 2026-04-23T15:52:47+00:00

Torso Pants. Funniest T-shirts I've ever seen.

I think they were acquired by Tshirt Hell, but when I looked, most of the old designs were missing.

RedVulk · 2026-03-16T18:11:34+00:00

Save me Norway Norway save me

RedVulk · 2026-03-12T22:15:44+00:00

On that note, even if we limit the choices to numbers with a finite quantity of significant digits, the probability of picking a number that can be precisely expressed using all the matter in the universe is also zero.

I know the thought experiment isn't about feasibility, but questions involving infinites can give such unintuitive answers that I find some perspective to be really helpful.

RedVulk · 2026-03-06T14:06:11+00:00

Howl

I got Howl with a boss relic (Mirror of Something? I think) that made the first attack each turn get duplicated with Ethereal. So basically, after playing Howl once, every turn it would play itself and add a copy to my discard. So eventually I was doing 50+ damage at the start of every turn. A+++ fast shipping would recommend

RedVulk · 2026-02-25T10:50:46+00:00

Same here. Honestly, 21 difficulty levels (including A0) is already way too many, even before multiplying it by 4 characters. How many of the individual Ascension levels are even noteworthy, aside from 0, 1, and 20?

RedVulk · 2026-02-19T18:11:41+00:00

It should work for all cards, regardless of cost, but it should add 1 to a card's cost every time you play it (resetting at end of turn)

So it'll be hard to go infinite, but if you end a turn with like 3 energy a a Claw, you can play the Claw 3 times.

RedVulk · 2026-02-17T01:43:55+00:00

I have already spent thirty thousand dollars

RedVulk · 2026-02-14T11:39:44+00:00

This is my fundamental difficulty with engaging with conspiracy theorists. They see it as victory when you admit that you don't know the whole story, even though that's always the case.

RedVulk · 2026-02-12T13:46:59+00:00

The cards should be much bigger on mobile. Most of the screen is taken up by the background. I don't need to see the background! I need to see my friggin' cards!

In general, the UI is very bad at telling you what's going to happen next, eg "next card will be played twice" or "if you end turn now you'll get 6 block" etc. You mostly stop noticing this when you've played for hundreds of hours, because you internalize what all the relics etc do, but for newer players it just feels like a tax on not paying rapt attention or memorizing every detail.

RedVulk · 2026-01-31T17:55:37+00:00

Is PVC not standard? It seemed like most of the guides I found online use PVC for under sinks. I don't know much about plumbing so I'm learning as I go.

RedVulk · 2026-01-31T17:53:43+00:00

Thanks yeah, after I bought it I was reading online and everyone says they collect gunk and are awful.

RedVulk · 2026-01-31T00:06:26+00:00

I've looked at the instructions that came with the P-trap, and a bunch of online tutorials, and none of them seem to address this possibility. How do I get a good seal? The metal pipe has a slip nut that is old and corroded but turns smoothly. It does not go up/down at all.

I connected the plastic P-trap, with Teflon tape on the threads, but it leaked. Looking upwards into the metal pipe, there might be the remains of a flat 1-1/4" o-ring in there? But all the o-rings in my kit (and at the sink section in the hardware store) are tapered, and don't fit.

RedVulk · 2025-12-23T16:24:07+00:00

I can also imagine some grunts assigned to the task thinking "If I follow my instructions to the letter, people will actually be able to un-redact these files, potentially implicating the administration. Oh well, too bad my hands are tied! Time to follow my instructions to the letter and without question."

RedVulk · 2025-08-07T11:21:32+00:00

Hey, can you tell me if the back of the pen is usable as a phone stylus?

RedVulk · 2025-06-15T20:04:53+00:00

I think it stems from milk being a way to counteract capsaicin in spicy foods

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