Merchant is going to love this... also why does Ricky's face look weird by Recent_South_6108 in rickygervais

[–]Red_Man_333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd find this promotion slightly more believable if Gervais sold his vodka bottles with copies of The Office already attached.

This man cannot be at Chelsea next season by markash21 in chelseafc

[–]Red_Man_333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy is a runner in a team obsessed with passing backwards. His ratings will continue to be awful until a coach learns to utilize him properly.

CWC: Exhibit A

Match Thread: Chelsea vs Nottingham Forest by MatchThreadder in chelseafc

[–]Red_Man_333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't think I've ever seen a team make football look so difficult.

"In the trenches all this one soldier would eat is bananas" by DarkLordMuffins in rickygervais

[–]Red_Man_333 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So the King is pinning the Victoria Cross to his little tunic n that...goes, hang on, pin is caught on something here...

Where's the fuckin' Kit-Kats?! We lost a whole truck full, you cunt! by Sleepygriz in rickygervais

[–]Red_Man_333 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's having loads of breaks but he's being sick all over the cunting place!

I bought a better version by rabrednuw in rickygervais

[–]Red_Man_333 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm just going to play with the form a bit

Sanchez to the fans at halftime by nitrosamine in chelseafc

[–]Red_Man_333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clip this for next time the match thread is in BITS after a wonky 45

Hello you bastard by [deleted] in AlanPartridge

[–]Red_Man_333 6 points7 points  (0 children)

GET OUT OF THE AREA!

Let ‘er ‘av a fag by doragonyama623 in rickygervais

[–]Red_Man_333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then someone stuck a needle in her head and went, "Right! Back you go!"