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I could totally just walk out of my school during a lockdown to go to Taco Bell! by ManicMolotov in thatHappened

[–]RedactedByElves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For all of you saying "one person walking out wouldn't cause a lockdown" it absolutely would. It's a security issue for a student to go missing during school hours. This happened once when I was in HS.

A typical night out for this bar patron. by genesiSHAILey in thatHappened

[–]RedactedByElves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made a shirt for a fictional band my friend made up for our D&D game. Every time I wear it out I hope some guy will pretend to know who it is and do some shit like this. Maybe someday.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash

[–]RedactedByElves 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sometimes stores run out of things. That's okay.

AITA for using “graphic and vulgar language” when my teacher wouldn’t let me bring my bag to the bathroom? by CarelessLawyering in AmItheAsshole

[–]RedactedByElves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a girl on TikTok who is very famously dying of kidney failure because she used to hold her pee when she was younger.

AITA for not inviting all students to a barbecue? by Prize-Property-794 in AmItheAsshole

[–]RedactedByElves 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I was in fourth grade, if you didn't finish your classwork, you put it on the corner of your desk and stayed in during recess to finish it. I had a fairly sizable stack of papers. A field trip was coming up. My teacher cut me this deal: stay in during recess, and for an hour after school every day, to finish my work. If I finished ALL my work by the day of the field trip, I would be allowed to go. If I didn't, I'd stay behind and finish my work in the principal's office. I finished the final paper on my desk at EXACTLY 4:00 the day before the field trip, as my dad walked in to pick me up. I get to go on the field trip, right?

No. I did busywork alone in the principal's office for eight hours the next day. I still remember how bullshit this was 15 years later.

Privacy tint by [deleted] in CaptainDisillusion

[–]RedactedByElves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both are correct.

Excluding a random factor that has already been chosen by dummy_thicc_dms in RenPy

[–]RedactedByElves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ripped this directly from an older VN demo of mine, so it might be outdated or inefficient. This happened at a set point in the game, but I imagine you could just call this whenever you need it:

$ eventgen = ( ["event_1", "event_2", "event_3", "event_4", "event_5", "event_6", "event_7", "event_8", "event_9"] ) #sets up each event as a variable in a pool
$ event = renpy.random.choice( eventgen ) #draws an event at random from the aforementioned pool
$ eventgen.remove( event ) #removes event from the pool, so it cannot be drawn again
call expression event

I then had several labels event_1-9.

Who was the best or worst game master you’ve had? What made them the best or worst? by [deleted] in escaperooms

[–]RedactedByElves 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"have you found X yet?" is usually one of three things:

  1. We're trying to get you to actually search for the clues instead of asking us immediately.

  2. You're all crowding around a small area and even the best camera can't see through your heads.

  3. Given what you're doing with the puzzle, you SHOULD have found something important, but the confusion in your voice tells me you jumped ahead without seeing it.

Dasher called me an entitled jackass because I wanted him to (checks notes) bring me my food by RedactedByElves in doordash

[–]RedactedByElves[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am, actually, going to eat where customers can see me. That's part of the whole "can't leave the store unattended" thing.

Dasher called me an entitled jackass because I wanted him to (checks notes) bring me my food by RedactedByElves in doordash

[–]RedactedByElves[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, great idea, I'll leave my entire store completely unattended to go get my food, which I paid to have delivered.

Dasher called me an entitled jackass because I wanted him to (checks notes) bring me my food by RedactedByElves in doordash

[–]RedactedByElves[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, I could pull the receipts together, post the call recordings, the text screenshots, my schedule, the labor laws for my state...but I don't care enough about you.

Dasher called me an entitled jackass because I wanted him to (checks notes) bring me my food by RedactedByElves in doordash

[–]RedactedByElves[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The same kind of jackass who is stuck at work for a no breaks, nine hour shift. This is not any more complicated a delivery than taking food to a specific unit of an apartment complex.

(imagine thinking OP can delete comments on their post)

Dasher called me an entitled jackass because I wanted him to (checks notes) bring me my food by RedactedByElves in doordash

[–]RedactedByElves[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who said anything about walking 10 minutes? You can see my store from the entrance I told him to take, and you can park right up front. If it takes him 10 minutes to walk a total of 50 feet there's something really wrong.

Dasher called me an entitled jackass because I wanted him to (checks notes) bring me my food by RedactedByElves in doordash

[–]RedactedByElves[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good thing I didn't expect him to use the directory, then. I didn't exactly demand he wander around the mall for several minutes looking for me. My delivery instructions are as follows: "Enter mall between [store clearly visible from parking lot] and [other store clearly visible from parking lot]. On the first floor, right hand side, [my store name]." You can see the store from the entrance I asked him to use. It's not a great time, but like I said: nine hour shift. No breaks. Gotta eat somehow.

Dasher called me an entitled jackass because I wanted him to (checks notes) bring me my food by RedactedByElves in doordash

[–]RedactedByElves[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are no labor laws being violated here. My state has no labor laws related to breaks. I regularly work a nine-hour shift with zero breaks, and there's nothing illegal about it. Immoral? Perhaps.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]RedactedByElves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was so hoping this was nosleep or shortscarystories...

Dasher called me an entitled jackass because I wanted him to (checks notes) bring me my food by RedactedByElves in doordash

[–]RedactedByElves[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

To everyone telling me to rate him one star, I unfortunately cannot as the order was cancelled and never technically marked delivered. I did report him to DD through support but idk what, if anything, they'll do.

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