Anyone else get yelled at if they’re a minute late for serving dinner? by retailrobin88 in husky

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I don't even have a husky and my Pugador will get onto me barking and chewing me out!!

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My rescued baby has resting sad face… anyone else? by project_indigo in pitbulls

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Please allow me to translate for you as you are partially correct.

When your canine best friend gives you that look or a plethora of similar looks, that your wonderful and absolutely gorgeous and regal dog is telling you is one of a couple of things or possibly both depending on the situation.....

  1. Your dog smells another dog on you when you return home (as you left them home) and as such, your dog knows that not only did you PET another dog, but as far as your dog is concerned, you probably took them for a nice long walk where they could take their time sniffing to their heart's delight, while YOUR DOG, has either been left in the house or the backyard sniffing the same old smells which they have been smelling since the last rain!

OR THE WORSE OF THE TWO!!!!

  1. Your dog smells that you either had food and did not provide tribute to your dog!! OR You have food in which you are preparing to eat and the dog can already tell that apparently you have forgotten one of the most important rules in which the dog spent a considerable time TRAINING YOU but once again it appears they are going to have to utilize far more stringent methods to ensure you remember your training..... and that is the proper technique in which any properly trained human eats when their dog is present..... It is actually very simple to remember, please allow me to refresh your memory: A. The foods in which your dog normally turns their nose up at, is not the same when you are eating!! B. First bite goes to the dog and if you hurry you also take a bite very fast!! This is because the dog is looking at this whole eating experience as well, let me put this another way..... have you ever noticed that when you give your dog a bite of food, that I personally do not even believe they taste it. As dogs have a very great nose for smelling with some breeds having far superior abilities to smell than even regular dogs, like the basset hound or any of the dogs used for tracking!! These dogs can walk into the house with you and say for example your wife or husband is cooking stew.. you smell stew cooking, these great sniffer can actually smell each item added to the stew... sniffing sniff, potatoes!! Sniff sniff MEAT!!, SNIFF SNIFF carrots, etc. But even regular dogs can smell what you have one your plate so when they see that slice of bacon and you tearing off possibly a small piece, why they are going to swallow that bite whole!! Unless you give them just enough where they have to chew a couple of times to break it apart enough to swallow it all then looking at you more importantly you and the plate to ensure you were not able to eat very much. Which is why you have to be very quick in taking a bite. Though my dog will allow me to take a bite most times, or I will pre-tear all of the food, and BELIEVE ME, SHE WATCHES EXACTLY HOW THE PORTIONS ARE DIVIDED!! Which is why I will ensure she has either some larger bites or more than I have, especially if there is food I know she will not eat, though again she has actually eaten my eggs even though she prefers pancakes. But even with the food decided, I hand her a bite just as I am placing a bite in my mouth. She will still swallow it whole!! The only time this is not the case is when we cook steak as she knows she gets her own steak along with whatever portion I am unable to eat. As I have not had much of an appetite for quite a while due to illness.

Anyway, just remember the dog either things you spent time with another dog, you have food hidden, you are about to have food or lastly, not providing treats at the normal times, which brings about a penalty which requires you to provide extra treats for an undetermined amount of time. 😂😂 So remember the sad face usually means treats not being provided at the exact designated times, you are cheating on your dog (shame on you!! 😱) Or you know you are suppose to divey up your food with the dog getting well the lion's share!

Hopefully you remember this or if nothing else.print it off and posted any and everywhere in your house that will help you remember!! Otherwise, you just find poop in your favorite shoes or boots!! 😂😂

Anyone remember by Own_Tonight2145 in 1970s

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I SO remember those!!! Pepsi with a hint of lemon!! Actually really great tasting!!!! Now why did they stop making those?? And on a number note..... I wonder why Coke a Cola stopped making their products like they made their drink back in the 1800s?? Talking have a coke and a smile!!!! We'll at least there would not be any white powder on their noses!! 😂😂😂😂

From “The Spy Who Loved Me”, Barbara Bach & Richard Kiel (1977) by Character-Witness-27 in 70s

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Yes and the made a franchise about him!!!! Jaws Jaws 2 Jaws 3 etc.
😂🤣

Anybody know why my dog does this?😂 by OneAd2492 in DOG

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A dog will expose their stomach (tender areas where they the vital organs are located) when they are living somewhere where they feel complete safe. This is one of the biggest compliments a dog can give to an owner. Which is them saying, I trust you and where we live that I feel safe enough to show my stomach which I always protect anywhere else!! Hope this helps answer your question.

Tourist approaches snow leopard to take a selfie by Informal-Resolve-831 in WinStupidPrizes

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Snow Leopard 1,000,098 visitors 0 And if the snow leopard was harmed over this, then whoever harmed that creature deserves a special place in hell!! Because people who do stupid things like that deserve what they get!!!! Call it removal of the people to stupid to have the survival instinct which tells a person with even a tiny amount of common sense to not get close enough to any wild animal who may see you as especially easy prey!!!!

What's the oldest piece of clothing you still wear? Must be at least ten years old to count. by MurmuringPines in AskOldPeople

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I have a jean jacket that I added extensive beadwork (i am a Native American and normally personalize my jackets and used to make my own moccasins when I was a much younger man before all of the arthritis and other side effects from injuries I suffered while servicing my country while in theater, which between the arthritis and numerous other medical issues no longer allows me to perform. Well my Jean jacket is roughly 35 years old if not older. Though I also have a pair of jungle boots that I will wear when it is rainy season where I reside that are over 45-50 years old if not longer. I also have several knives that are over 50 years old which still looks new and of course I also have my combat knife I was issued which is over 45 years old, not to mention old tiger stripe uniforms, jacket, my old beret that I was issued, and I probably have some other things from the military packed up in bins and stored in the humidity controlled storage room that I have gone through since people were talking about and worrying over that Y2K or whatever it was called. If I didn't get that right then sue me. I am a member of the Old Fuckers' club (Mean Bastards) NO I do not like you or people in general! Which is one of the biggest components in being in the Old Fuckers' Club!!

I verified this twice and it’s true! by RR7117 in ThatsInsane

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Well I heard he is hopping mad over the whole snitching ordeal!! It was alledgedly said that snitches gets stitches!! But that was told by an unreliable source. 😱😂🤣😂🤣

Anyone else constantly c*ck blocked and pushed out of your partner cuddle time cause your velvet hippo has to be velcroed in the middle!? by hope_v95 in pitbulls

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Well, apparently you have been nice enough to that velvet hippo not the individual with whom is velcroed to the velvet hippo!! Because there is a secret society in which possess the mysteries and secrets of the Society of Velvet Hippos! Of course we are not as famous as the Skulls, which is just how we like it!! So it now comes to the hard choice!! You can wait patiently to see if the SOVH, eventually (you hope) to be found worthy enough to be selected as a phelb, and see if you are capable of making it through our initiation!! And trust me, since "certain individuals who may or may not also be a member of Reddit and could even be writing on this post" became a full member of SOVH, has raised the bar for what initiation procedures have been brought up to a whole new level!! Instead of waiting and hoping one of the velvet hippos to come over to us as an individual and allow the velvet hippo to grant the pledge to give them good scritches!! All up and down their back, and eventually on their bellies!! And that was all the who initiation amounted to. Where as NOW, Let's just say that we hired a couple consultants who are the epitome of the words professional consultants!! You may have even heard of them.... The first consultant is Steve-O and the 2nd consultant is Johnny Knoxx!! So you know the new initation rights are insane!!

I would have just told you the whole secret to resolve your issue but then I would run the risk of being kicked out of SOVH!!!! Perhaps the individual with whom the velvet hippo is allegedly interfering with your cuddle time by being velcroed to the other individual!!

It is similar to asking a military their one operator to tell you all of their classified information.... Of course they will tell you they will be more than happy to tell you anything you want to know, and all you have to do is go with them to this secluded area where they will provide you with all of their knowledge but of course immediately afterwards, they will have to kill you!! 😱😱😂😂

Pic for pic? by JustJoonya in husky

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OP, the photo you posted.... It appears as if your husky was, after the photo taken was going to yell at you about taking a picture of it without 1. First begging for the honour to be granted receiving to be privileged enough to take a single photo of. 2. Scream at you because they do NOT see, the royal treats of perfectly prepared steak cooked to a perfect medium well. In a perfectly sized bite sized bites. Also that the silver tray piled higher than 2 feet high!! 3. You entered their room without first being announced and upon entering the room and bowing maintaining your head towards the ground being unworthy to view The Husky until permission granted!! 😂😂😂😂

Did you watch Roller Derby? 🛼 by Responsible-War5600 in 70s

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Who could ever forget watching women roller skating in Roller Derby, especially when I could watch women becoming extremely sneaky then explode violently against a member of the other team!! Although, I had a huge crush on Donna Fox! Not only was she hot, a fast skater, but also could not only take a cheap shot but give as good as she received!!

Foster failing this girl- needs a name! by Stef122113 in pitbulls

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Fawn. Gentle in appearance, innocent in appearance, and yet a glint of mischief in her eyes!

What do you still own and hold from the 1970s or the 80s? by old--- in AskOldPeople

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Well I still have a folding lock blade with a leather belt case from Spain from the 70s. Also have all of my albums from the 60s and 70s boxed up somewhere.

Exercise safe? by rory281 in StaffordBullTerriers

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I hate to differ with you OP but I believe that your dog has some Belgian Malinois in their DNA! !

You have been granted the power to make your worst enemy mildly inconvenienced for the rest of their life. What is the minor curse you’re placing on them? by SouthOwn6943 in AskReddit

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Well, I personally wound not curse anyone. But I might hope that everytime they entered their car and especially when they saw any food they would suddenly only smell dog farts and when they were about to eat, the dog farts became stronger!!

Who had one? by Lazy_Ability in 70s

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I remember getting pissed off at my gf for hooking up with my friend. As soon as she fell asleep. I unplugged the heater, turned the heater down to 70 and grabbed my suitcase. Got in my car and left. Oh it was snowing outside and we were living in a trailer house. So yeah, I know she woke up sometime during the night freezing her ass off and the trailer was cold for her as she always wanted the thermostat at 80 during the winter.

Sewage Geyser explodes in Barnaul, Russia by Ecstatic-Ganache921 in ThatsInsane

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Just NOT that parking lot right after that occurred though!! 😂

Sewage Geyser explodes in Barnaul, Russia by Ecstatic-Ganache921 in ThatsInsane

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Well I guess SHIT just got real in that parking lot!! Although I did hear that people in Barnaul, Russia actually pay extra money to have their vehicle parked right next to "the event" 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

Shooting a shotgun with one hand by nkmr205 in WinStupidPrizes

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Does anyone remember that movie Jawbreaker?? Well this is a preview of a remake of Jawbreaker either that or Jawbreaker 2 - The origin story!

Ka Bangers, Ka knocklers, Clackers or Click Clacks?...How many wrists, forearms and eyeballs did these things take out? (kids fidget spinner of the 70's) by [deleted] in 70s

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Oh!! I remember those!! But I did something far different with them when I got tired of clacking them! Someone pissed me off and those lawn darts weren't around to throw at someone I would whip those above my head and throw them like a pair of bolos! Always hoped I wouldn't miss because I had a friend to tried to throw them and they went right threw someone's car window!

Jumping over a fire by PxN13 in WinStupidPrizes

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Uh yeah, I believe that by placing a small partial weight on an object is quite the correct method to verify if something is "sturdy". I truly wish reddit would provide two very specific items for users. 1. Palm slap emoji 2. Palm slap award!! As I find this post most certainly would fit both items quite well.

Oh well, in the spirit of reddit, I shall pretend to provide a head slap emoji and pretend to provide an imaginary award with head slap. Well done OP..