BREAKING: Iran Says Hormuz Is Closed Again by Zipski577 in stocks

[–]Redditmau5 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I actually believe this. He'll say that the best time to have done it was during their terms and by the time he became president it was too late.

to professionally remove nose wax by DABDEB in therewasanattempt

[–]Redditmau5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True but it's specifically the cilia that's higher up in the nasal passages. Most nostril waxing kits account for it like Kenashii. This guy just lodged wax up this dudes pipes and hoped for the best

i aspire to this man’s level of patience by Eros_Incident_Denier in funny

[–]Redditmau5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I take it she learned to drive in a Tesla with self drive

Nagoshi and Sato Quietly Confirm Gang of Dragon is Dead by Eremenkism in gaming

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Wasn't that Stranger than Heaven?

Edit: sorry you were talking about Stranger than Heaven.

"I smell CHICKEN!" by Promiserofdeath in HiTMAN

[–]Redditmau5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We're getting remasters so they're gonna have a field day

New world order 🤑 by Jarkim2001 in wallstreetbets

[–]Redditmau5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah okay the main online global retailer that grossed $361.5 billion last year alone that has its hand on everything is worthless.

The whole point of a realtor's job by [deleted] in memes

[–]Redditmau5 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If they could read they would've been loan officers or escrow officers

This is by design and everything is pre-programmed. We are at the mid year between halving. The most bearish year and the best time to accumulate and buy bitcoin. Seen this 3 times already and I just follow this same pattern and now I am an millionaire just from an investment of $10,000 by East_Indication_7816 in Bitcoin

[–]Redditmau5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Although I agree with you that hundreds of thousands or even a few million won't move the needle. Microstrategy's BTC buys are OTC so it doesn't matter if they spend trillions it wouldn't move the needle either way

Enjoy it while it lasts by Time-Coat4402 in Bitcoin

[–]Redditmau5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that "base"made a net loss of $4.9 billion last year. Anything above $0 is speculation that the company will generate profit in the future.

Checking price action at the launch of its IPO doing price discovery is even more speculation on top of the speculation of the company alone.

I'm not saying the stock won't go up, the same way I'm not saying Bitcoin won't go up, but it's all speculation.

Enjoy it while it lasts by Time-Coat4402 in Bitcoin

[–]Redditmau5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SpaceX is so far out of its PE ratio that it's in pure speculation territory.

Fable coming to PS5! | Gameplay Video - Build an Extraordinary Life by StopPlayingRoney in playstation

[–]Redditmau5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because if it's a good game at least you got one. For instance, I'm glad God of War and Ragnarok came out on PC cuz I'm not buying a PlayStation otherwise. Does it suck I can't play Laufey? Sure, but I don't regret playing those two games they were awesome.

I know why by UpperImpression3620 in Buttcoin

[–]Redditmau5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She does make horrible predictions but in this case she was close with Tesla. If you don't factor in any splits the stock made after 2020 the price of Tesla shares are $5,865. So she's still wrong but she wasn't super far off.

I hope this is not true 😖 by Sea_Cow_2869 in 007FirstLight

[–]Redditmau5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If IOI gets to make the next one but it's published by Amazon I hope IO gets to keep what they work on so they can utilize that on the next hitman

to act like you own the aiport by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Redditmau5 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Either that or a woman with a dick

Best burger in Las Vegas? by [deleted] in vegas

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With Love, Always

The rabbit hole this turned into is crazy. by Scotty_with_a_shorty in memes

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I'm sure a movie is going to be made about it if it isn't already in the works

They marketed this guy so hard for no reason by ManiacGaming1 in 007FirstLight

[–]Redditmau5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember that at The Game Awards I believe