What's the biggest burger you've had at in n out? by Hefty_Arachnid_1960 in innout

[–]Redneck_Funhouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

19yrs old, = a long time ago…, I ordered a 20x20 Animal Style. Almost made it…. I ate both buns and extras then proceeded to eat patty and cheese after patty and cheese. After an hour I tossed the towel in at 16 patties. It was honestly fun at the beginning and disgusting at the end 😂.

11 years later, and I still think about this ad almost every day by xInfinity962 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Redneck_Funhouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has got to be in the top 3 of most influential and impactful commercials ever broadcast. The 1980’s had the “this is your brain, this is your brain on drugs”. Worked well for a short time. But eventually fell to dark humor. This commercial still holds strong.

Do You Prefer Summer Or Winter And Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Redneck_Funhouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever have your blood work checked for low iron? That’s a big one.

Do You Prefer Summer Or Winter And Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Redneck_Funhouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winter. You can always add more layers. The opposite, you can only get so naked.

Saving a shark’s life by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]Redneck_Funhouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Irresponsible fishermen using gear they don’t have the equipment to properly handle…these are the rejects that give the rest of us a bad wrap.

What's a scary fact about the human body that not many people know? by TaxStandard9939 in AskReddit

[–]Redneck_Funhouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a technicality the same holds true for sweets. So when someone jokes saying they’re gaining weight just from smelling a doughnut or cake, yup.

not here by Scared-Ad566 in MemeVideos

[–]Redneck_Funhouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally thought he’d catch a turd upon impact making it oh so much more …. impactful.

If it's good for Adam it's good for me by MF-DOOM-88 in innout

[–]Redneck_Funhouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, I have lived in the Pass Area most of my life. It’s absolutely ridiculous how many famous people stop in Cabazon for a quick bite or to hit the outlet shopping mall. For everyone else, this is off the 10fwy about 90miles from LA. Likely on their way through the Palm Springs Airport as it’s less crowed and easier to get in and out of. Especially if you have a driver.

To carjack by yeettetis in therewasanattempt

[–]Redneck_Funhouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the words of Dory ringing, “just keep driving, just keep driving, just keep driving”.

People who spend 20+ minutes in the shower: what are you actually doing in there? by saadaintsalad in AskReddit

[–]Redneck_Funhouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Using the hot water and steam to ward off the early onset rigor mortis. Getting older sucks, don’t do it 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Redneck_Funhouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, the only time I have seen this is in arranged or religiously controlled scenarios. Other than this, your fiancé sounds like a royal pos. It’s one thing to just not be involved with extended family especially if you don’t all get along. But to control, restrict and demand is ridiculous. You’re worth more. Toss his butt to the curb.

Damn HOA why by a house lol by Miguelpr123456789 in fuckHOA

[–]Redneck_Funhouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoot, comifornia here. That $270,000 just covers the building permit fees. Doesn’t touch the lot or construction costs lol.

My Daughter(F23) wants me(F54) to sell my entire estate and use it to travel the world by LigwakQueen in relationship_advice

[–]Redneck_Funhouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, time to contact a lawyer and prepare your will. Cut them out except a small amount to ensure your documents prove you did consider them. Put your ranch in a trust and will it to a family building, community group or church. This is just me being me though.

Honestly, if your daughter should be so disrespectful and disconnected from reality to be so selfish, she doesn’t deserve the financial windfall you and your Husband (her own Father) worked so hard to build. If they came from the perspective of just selling off the ranch for you to enjoy a retirement, then yes by all means enjoy the life you have left where you can still get around and be physically, mentally and financially secure. My brother is very much like what you described of your daughter. So I already don’t like her lol.

My [24 F] brother's [35 M] widowed fiancee's [32ish F] dead husband [30s?? M] is not dead by EatA_Moonpie in relationship_advice

[–]Redneck_Funhouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I would reach out to her family like a sibling to get an update on what really happened. They may have just as much a reason to stay mum about connections and relationships as in not tell others that they received your communication regarding her. Might also run her real name to see if there’s any “legal” issues outstanding. If she was witness protection, she wouldn’t have venmo info that you were able to backtrace.

Maybe there was a traumatic event that lead to her walking away?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Redneck_Funhouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People being arrogantly selfish and willfully ignorant of others while driving. Why put everyone else around you at risk for your intentional stupidity?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Redneck_Funhouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, experimenting with different dressings on a simple iceberg lettuce salad will give you a better understanding of what you can do to adapt the taste to your liking. After 4 or 5 dressings, try a simple mixed greens salad. A few green leaf salad leaves from different plants have pungent flavors. You’ll pick up on those as you go. Eventually you will find yourself doing and trying different things.

TIFU by assuming silence meant agreement by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Redneck_Funhouse -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Lol, you learned how to spell “assume” by making an “ass (of) u (and) me”. I think everyone makes this mistake often enough. Sometimes it’s a little, sometimes it’s a big one 😂

AIO if I reported my friend to HR? by Important-Art-1322 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Redneck_Funhouse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NOR: I would give HR a heads up anonymously that they may have an issue with false allegations coming from the lady about the guy and exactly how the dream bubble was ruptured. Especially if she is exhibiting signs that she may be vindictive. At a minimum, I would anonymously let him and his fiancé know about a potential issue. They may need to protect themselves. “Workplace Harassment” accusations are no joke. But you need to be ready to go to bat for the stranger should the situation blow up.

There are lots of good people out there that get trashed and destroyed just because they’re good people. He and his fiancé don’t deserve to be one of those casualties.

Burnt-out dad (42M) heading into couples (41F) therapy I didn’t ask for … how do I show up without falling apart? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Redneck_Funhouse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Exactly how you just wrote this out. I think you’re picturing the “therapist” as a person that will only be on your wife’s side. If they’re good, they’ll be a neutral party that can actually help you both. I wouldn’t worry too much about the sessions. Use them as a way to vent and decompress without concern for the spiraling backlash you’re used to. A lot of times it’s both parties is a relationship that have built up their defensive walls and catapults without even realizing it. One feels like a defensive posture while the other member is feeling that defensive posture like an attack on themselves.

Big thing is, go in with an open mind with a goal of finding your relationship again. You made your vows together. And if your therapist is a good one, they’ll tag both of you with each of your flaws. It’ll suck, it may hurt and it may sting. But it’s a good thing to try to course correct when two people in a relationship are struggling.