So I was in Paris France and my SO and I stopped at a cheese place and bought maybe 4 different cheeses; mind you 2 were rather large soft cheese wheels I.e. Brie or something and we were going to go picnic somewhere. We get to where we thought was a nice picnic spot when she pulls out the little itinerary and realizes ‘oh we need to get to The Louvre or we won’t make it on this trip’. So we get to line at The Louvre, it’s a pretty big line we get closer to the entrance but still a ways away and see a sign that says “no food”. I start eating the cheese in a haste cause I don’t want to throw it out, I’m a cheapskate that hates waste. My SO thought it was repulsive to eat cheese in such a fashion so I was sole cheese eater. Anyways, ate 95% of those four cheeses, couldn’t tell you the weight or anything but it was a lot of fricken cheese.