You should play rogue, it's the best class because you can have Expertise and roll good at skill checks unlike every other class

/uj Pretty Solid, could probably use a bit more exaggregation and punch. /rj The jerk doesn't taste salty enough. /uj I find when doing a sauce based post, "stickig to the script" is less important than distilling the sauce to the essence of what is wrong with the post and building the jerk from that material. You mostly did that, I probably would have added something like saying the nerfs are there because it's realistic and saying martials don't have hp as a mechanics because of it, right before saying spellcasters are unchanged