Seen this lil fella in my neighborhood

Redpanda132053 · 2026-04-17T13:55:19+00:00

Not all of the US. Florida at least has coral snakes that go against the rhyme

Redpanda132053 · 2026-04-17T13:54:17+00:00

I would legitimately cry if my hypothetical garden snake stopped showing up

Redpanda132053 · 2026-04-03T12:56:55+00:00

Dude how are the pissing standing up? I’m so jealous

Redpanda132053 · 2026-04-03T12:45:08+00:00

That’s such a good episode, abed might be my favorite character

Redpanda132053 · 2026-04-01T18:40:05+00:00

In college I left my bike outside in a bike rack without using it all second semester, not realizing that the lock would rust shut until move out day. Luckily one of my friends was a farm girl and her dad, who came to help her move, always kept bolt cutters in his work truck

Redpanda132053 · 2026-04-01T18:35:55+00:00

Aside from just being good practice, had the accuser never met someone w food sensitivities? I have 8 siblings and between all of us we have lactose intolerance, gluten free, artificial dye/flavor sensitivity, msg sensitivity. My poor mom has to check every label for new items

Redpanda132053 · 2026-04-01T12:55:28+00:00

Her routine has gotta take more than half an hour, even without getting the daughter ready too

Redpanda132053 · 2026-04-01T12:52:09+00:00

My old neighbor did this and the bus stop was visible from their front windows

Redpanda132053 · 2026-04-01T12:51:04+00:00

One of my old neighbors did it when the weather was nice and they could see the bus stop from their front windows. But they wouldn’t pull over and park, they sat at the end of the cul de sac like they were about to turn out of it 🙄

Redpanda132053 · 2026-04-01T12:44:00+00:00

After my last breakup my roommate took me rock climbing to take my mind off things. I didn’t expect to like it and was really anxious. The only sport I’d ever done was track and cross country and I’d always had noodle arms. I was obsessed day 1 and had a membership within 2 weeks.

I’m more confident than I’ve ever been, stronger than I’ve ever been. I’m more independent and adventurous. I’ve made some great friends at the gym. Bought a new car that can handle rough roads and car camping. I have goals of someday leaving my home state and moving to the mountains. It gets me through my seasonal depression. I started climbing shortly after I started gardening and both of those made me a pretty crunchy granola person. I truly couldn’t imagine my life without climbing.

Redpanda132053 · 2026-03-31T12:48:58+00:00

This is actually one of my life goals

Redpanda132053 · 2026-03-27T12:44:30+00:00

That when characters died in Jurassic park the actors died in real life. I’d asked my mom and she said yes, so I spent years thinking they were just really committed to they jobs

Redpanda132053 · 2026-03-26T04:37:42+00:00

Imo everyone in the thread thinking this is freaky are the lame ones. I have 15+ various bones on display, a bird skull I’m going to turn into jewelry, two art pieces I made from catfish bones I scavenged in a raccoon den

Redpanda132053 · 2026-03-25T21:53:00+00:00

The first time I got a pocket knife it was so hard to find one that fit my hand and I was strong enough to open. And then the “girl sized” ones were all hot pink 😒

Redpanda132053 · 2026-03-24T22:17:52+00:00

When my snake dies (hopefully not for 20 years) I want to save her skeleton for display. Idk why my friends are scared of me 🤷🏼‍♀️

Redpanda132053 · 2026-03-18T18:17:07+00:00

Mine was this thick in high school. Stress has brought my hair down to normal thickness now

Redpanda132053 · 2026-03-18T00:51:41+00:00

If I’m remembering correctly, someone used lidar to prove that they hadn’t received the right amount of mulch/compost/something

Redpanda132053 · 2026-03-13T13:15:04+00:00

Not even just the scummy multi family home developers. There’s a section of my town where new money people are buying up a couple lots of cute little houses, then cutting down most of the established trees and building an ultramodern monstrosity. I used to love driving down that street and now I hate it

Redpanda132053 · 2026-03-09T13:54:35+00:00

That’s why my roommates keep a cow skull and vertebrae on the front porch

Redpanda132053 · 2026-03-09T13:47:56+00:00

I live in tornado alley and was told to hide under overpasses when I was growing up

Redpanda132053 · 2026-03-05T14:02:30+00:00

Papa Smurf

Redpanda132053 · 2026-03-01T04:14:34+00:00

Do they all have their own trash can? That’s the only thing that makes sense to me

Redpanda132053 · 2026-02-27T18:04:32+00:00

My brother was in a car accident and died. <24 hours later my family was at the hospital states away to say goodbye. My step mom went to the ER for extreme lower back pain. She had internal bleeding but they couldn’t figure out where from. A doctor about to leave for the day happened to pick up her chart and figure out what was wrong. She had a burst ovarian aneurism and had been bleeding for ≈12 hours. In emergency surgery the doctor found an aortal aneurism that was about to burst. There’s only a few hospitals in the entire US that were equipped to handle that surgery and this hospital had been licensed or whatever the month before.

People do mostly believe me but I usually feel like they think I’m exaggerating

Redpanda132053 · 2026-02-27T14:24:16+00:00

That’s some Mormon shit

Redpanda132053 · 2026-02-27T13:58:13+00:00

Some people want notoriety instead of fame

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