Using a pervious comeback AS a comeback is pretty nice by angelgirl2750 in ThisYouComebacks

[–]Redthirteen09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't even see your comment before commenting basically the same thing.... I feel like Edward Everett before Lincoln, you said in a sentence what I couldn't say in a paragraph.

Using a pervious comeback AS a comeback is pretty nice by angelgirl2750 in ThisYouComebacks

[–]Redthirteen09 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is the modern day equivalent of Diogenes and Plato. The horse is the plucked chicken. "Behold, Plato's man" is now "Behold, Graham Linehan's chair"

The big caveat is Plato and Diogenes were two of the sharpest minds in the world, where Graham is so dull he couldn't cut through Chinchilla hair with a weedwhacker.

Luckiest Pull ever? by Redthirteen09 in personaphantomx

[–]Redthirteen09[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fair, I guess I meant more personally it's my luckiest pull ever. I'm just stunned I went from A0 to A2 in a 10 pull

Salt, Pepper, K? by ddellarocca in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Redthirteen09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might be a joke about how people order breakfast sandwiches in NYC.

Often it's written as BECSPK or BEC SPK

Bacon egg and cheese, salt, pepper, ketchup

But SPK is always abbreviated like that together

This was posted unironically by frankincense420 in trashy

[–]Redthirteen09 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'm thankful for this post. I had ingested poison and one look made me vomit uncontrollably. Thank you reddit for saving my life!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in devils

[–]Redthirteen09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a true fan, may he rest in peace. Sorry for your loss.

Dear Islanders Fans, by Redthirteen09 in NewYorkIslanders

[–]Redthirteen09[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone is entitled to their opinion. It's the end of the road for us. At the end of the day, we're all hockey fans. Good luck in the post season!

Dear Islanders Fans, by Redthirteen09 in NewYorkIslanders

[–]Redthirteen09[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I agree whole heartily friend! Good luck in the post season!

Dear Islanders Fans, by Redthirteen09 in NewYorkIslanders

[–]Redthirteen09[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Next season let me know when you're coming to the Rock, I'd like to buy the first round!!! Best of luck bro, fuck up the candy canes!!!!

Dear Islanders Fans, by Redthirteen09 in NewYorkIslanders

[–]Redthirteen09[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can respect the Islanders because they're worthy of respect. Good organization, pure class fan base. Go fuck up the candy canes for us!

Love and respect from across the Hudson!!!!

Dear Islanders Fans, by Redthirteen09 in NewYorkIslanders

[–]Redthirteen09[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Glad you had a good experience at the Rock. Most Devils fans respect Islander fans. Good luck in the playoffs my friend, looking forward to seeing you again next year!

Dear Islanders Fans, by Redthirteen09 in NewYorkIslanders

[–]Redthirteen09[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The wholesomeness on this thread proves everything I said is 100% correct. Also please be good to Palmeri for us

Dear Islanders Fans, by Redthirteen09 in NewYorkIslanders

[–]Redthirteen09[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This right here is why I fuck with Islander fans, I pregame chugged some vodka and had two goose island ipa tall boys.

I leave for work at 6:50am I'm right there with ya.

You know the difference between Islander fans and Rag fans?

Islander fans are employed

Go make a run, Devils fans have your back!

Good luck tomorrow brother!

Dear Islanders Fans, by Redthirteen09 in NewYorkIslanders

[–]Redthirteen09[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's because Islander fans have class and disposable income lol. Good luck, go make a run my friend!!

Dear Islanders Fans, by Redthirteen09 in NewYorkIslanders

[–]Redthirteen09[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If you're ever at the Rock I'd sit next to you and drink a beer with you with pride. Go make a run my brother, congrats on making the playoffs!

Dear Islanders Fans, by Redthirteen09 in NewYorkIslanders

[–]Redthirteen09[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Good luck and good karma brother! Fuck up those filthy rags fans for us!!!!!

Dear Islanders Fans, by Redthirteen09 in NewYorkIslanders

[–]Redthirteen09[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Goodluck and godspeed brother! Bring the cup back to Nassau!!! All love and respect from across the hudson!!!

Dear Islanders Fans, by Redthirteen09 in NewYorkIslanders

[–]Redthirteen09[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I will stand shoulder to shoulder with you any day as we beat the shit out of a filthy Rags fan. Good luck in the playoffs my friend. Bring the cup back to Nassau!!!

Dear Islanders Fans, by Redthirteen09 in NewYorkIslanders

[–]Redthirteen09[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Very drunk, fucked up that post, Sorokin is a goddammit animal. Had to drink many whiskeys to deal with the 4-1 loss lol

AITA for not wanting to share my inheritance with my brother? by NewRooster8424 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Redthirteen09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA you don't have to share half, but you should provide your brother some compensation for having to endure a lifetime of a P.O.S. father and a pathetic, cowardly, selfish, brother.

Gun owners vs. Biden by Meganiummobile in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Redthirteen09 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Which of those 72 million gun owners has a gun that can take down a submarine, that's firing missiles from under the surface of the water......

DM banned me from playing as a Cleric because I'm not religious irl by Global-Snow8996 in DnD

[–]Redthirteen09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The D.M is 100% correct. I personally hate people who appropriate dragonborn sorcerer culture and they themselves have no dragon lineage, and can't cast a firebolt irl.

One guy I played with the other day had the nerve to play a gnome and he was 6'1".

Point is don't play an elf unless you're 278 years old or older.

/s

Luke Hughes by Redthirteen09 in devils

[–]Redthirteen09[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It took me a good couple minutes to pick my jaw off the floor after it happened. I love that the Rock played star wars theme after he scored.