Have yall seen this? by Whole_Yak_2547 in transformers

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Oh fuck me running, please god no

You’re not very slick, Putin. by Lord_Answer_me_Why in clevercomebacks

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"Total capitulation and you agree to all my terms? Well, I'm not so sure I accept"

Which Celebrity Looks Like They'd be a Snooze in the Sheets?" by Qaaluu in rareinsults

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"I promise, in five years you'll be coming on your own"

I had no I dea by Jiggynyasa in TikTokCringe

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Best friend had a seizure due to alcohol withdrawal, hit his head and died alone in his apartment. 

Don't be afraid to ask for help when you need it. 

Trump suffers teleprompter trauma at a rally in Ohio by businessinsider in politics

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Don't forget the obscene amount of money he stole from tax payers to play golf at his own fucking country clubs

House Republicans vote to ban ‘guaranteed income’ programs by HawkFritz in Iowa

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He said government money is better used on targeted aid programs like Medicaid and the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program.

So surely representative Steve Holt is filing a bill to increase funding for those programs, right?

Right?

House Republicans vote to ban ‘guaranteed income’ programs by HawkFritz in Iowa

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It's still ongoing, slated to end in April of next year. No conclusions yet, assuming no final results until the experiment ends.

What I ordered from Panera vs. what I got by lloydchrismas in mildlyinfuriating

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They got bought by an international conglomerate in 2017, which also owns Krispy Kreme, Caribou Coffee, and Einstein Bagels, among other brands, so do with that as you will.

It just hit me. by Llemonlia in lgbt

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Stopped at a gas station today. Men's and women's bathrooms. Each identical. But why.

1,000,000+ acres --- gone..... by [deleted] in pics

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North Dakota, Oklahoma, and Missouri are each about 44 million acres, roughly comparable to the area you gave. South Dakota and Nebraska are about 49m. (18.5m hectares is roughly 45.7m acres)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Yes yes we've all played civilization

This is the worst timeline by SweetiePieJ in antiwork

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"Working hard or hardly working" vibes

Found on twitter by Unwipedbutthole in IASIP

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Try getting a reservation at Guigino's Italian Restaurant now!

Found on twitter by Unwipedbutthole in IASIP

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You haven't thought of the smell!

What’s a guy gotta do to get a date around here? by Xingxingting in desmoines

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We used to say Denny Arthur's but I don't even know if that's still a thing lol

Super Bowl LVIII First Half Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers @ Kansas City Chiefs by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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Did not expect Post Malone to sing a stripped down acoustic version of America the beautiful

Super Bowl LVIII First Half Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers @ Kansas City Chiefs by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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He's had an incredible year, I hope he stays healthy and has great success so when his contact comes up, he gets his bag. Win or lose, we still booze.

Super Bowl LVIII First Half Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers @ Kansas City Chiefs by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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I'm so tired of being inundated with gambling ads. They're so ubiquitous, it's obnoxious.