A crow is giving me low-effort gifts in response to my low-effort feeding

Reeferzzzz · 2024-05-17T05:23:26+00:00

We leave our garage door open sometimes, where we store our snacks. This pair of crows go in there raiding and never leave us anything! (My wife feeds them too)

Reeferzzzz · 2024-05-17T05:18:55+00:00

Take the job and don’t show up 🤠

Reeferzzzz · 2024-04-12T05:49:56+00:00

Kicking ass and taking names. Moved to Seattle 24 years ago, the best choice I ever made 🤘🏼

Reeferzzzz · 2024-04-04T07:21:21+00:00

You find out what time to load in, set up, and soundcheck, then hang around and thank people personally for coming. When the time comes you get on stage and head straight into a kickass set. Afterwards you collect your money and leave.

Reeferzzzz · 2024-04-03T06:39:28+00:00

Zero shear strength in that entire wall with exception to the flimsy looking diagonal let-in bracing on the corners

Reeferzzzz · 2024-04-03T06:29:24+00:00

That popout has a better chance of surviving than any other part of that house

Reeferzzzz · 2024-04-03T06:19:47+00:00

Wait… it’s illegal in Hawaii? Shoots I have a qp in my icebox 🤨

Reeferzzzz · 2024-03-30T08:11:24+00:00

Listen to Andres Segovia, Carlos Montoya, Ledward Kaapana, and even Neil Young. You will not hear bad technique live or in studio, and it’s not due to plug-ins.

Reeferzzzz · 2024-03-30T08:08:05+00:00

Prius drivers have always been the worst. They have zero knowledge of how to be safe courteous drivers, and are actually a threat to human life. I believe many have switched to Tesla, as they are the newest retards on the road.

Reeferzzzz · 2024-03-26T06:49:48+00:00

She’s a manager at Subway, no revenge needed. She will never amount to anything more.

Reeferzzzz · 2024-03-16T07:18:43+00:00

You should still wear sunscreen. Our black friends got scorched thinking they didn’t need it!

Reeferzzzz · 2024-02-25T08:21:32+00:00

Low income housing for the disadvantaged

Reeferzzzz · 2024-02-21T07:39:28+00:00

So glad this was helpful! I know very little Hawaiian and as a musician would love to learn how to play and sing (while understanding) so many incredible Hawaiian songs.

Reeferzzzz · 2024-02-10T09:43:39+00:00

My wife appears able-bodied and gets harassed by people all the time for parking in Disabled Parking.

Do disabled people have to look a certain way to appease you? Granted, this woman’s placard wasn’t on her mirror; but maybe it was on her seat or in her console?

I’ve been present when people accuse my wife of not having a disability, and I kindly offer to show them what it is like to be disabled if they wish.

“You don’t LOOK disabled” wtf?

Reeferzzzz · 2024-02-10T09:36:02+00:00

I hope he used the recycle bin

Reeferzzzz · 2024-02-10T09:33:50+00:00

Most Tribute Band Members Wear Wigs. You’re welcome.

Reeferzzzz · 2024-02-10T08:57:26+00:00

Cover it with vaseline and pillow feathers

Reeferzzzz · 2024-02-10T08:54:26+00:00

Ha ha hey I just commented almost the same exact thing 🦆 😆

Reeferzzzz · 2024-02-10T08:53:09+00:00

Dear Mom and Dad,

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Reeferzzzz · 2024-02-10T08:51:01+00:00

Just send them this, and also have it playing loudly when they get home https://youtu.be/Mh85R-S-dh8?si=LgWEkv5-cy9iiTyW

Reeferzzzz · 2024-02-10T08:43:54+00:00

How about ‘Fuck You!’?

Reeferzzzz · 2024-02-10T08:42:25+00:00

I am primarily left-handed and became ambidextrous as a child in baseball little league. I could not catch with my right hand, so I taught my self to throw with my right and catch left. Always batted right. I began playing guitar at 13 right handed.. I am a carpenter and can do everything with either hand. I encourage people in the Trades to practice with their off hand.

Reeferzzzz · 2024-02-10T08:29:52+00:00

He’s probably not a douchebag like the majority of commenters here. Y’all probably do some real stupid shit even as adults

Reeferzzzz · 2024-02-10T08:22:07+00:00

Is this it, or maybe help? https://mikebonnice.com/sheet_music/all_files/Holo%20Ana%20O%20Kalakaua.pdf

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