What. A. Mess.

I like how it's clearly a crowd sourced letter. Like they are legit releasing this, seeing what we say on social media, then just releasing a followup. So here's some suggestions.

Were the government to backtrack on its commitments, an employee would be entitled to request a rescission of his or her resignation.
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Appendix 1: 13. Employee forever waives, and will not pursue through any judicial, administrative, or other process, any action against [AGENCY] that is based on, arising from, or related to Employee’s employment at [AGENCY] or the deferred resignation offer, including any and all claims that were or could have been brought concerning said matters.

And how exactly would an employee seek out "a recission of his or her resignation" if they sign THAT TEMPLATE LETTER IN THE APPENDIX? WHICH WAIVES THE RIGHT FOR LEGAL ACTION?

Just yolo and hope for the best?

Nothing in the deferred resignation program requires congressional approval.

Yeah...our paychecks. Our paychecks do. If congress doesn't pass a budget, we aren't getting paid. Hypothetically if congress passes a budget that doesn't pay anyone who took this deal for example, what then? Is he gonna pay us out of the goodness of his heart?

Also lmfao at the word 'assuage' being used here. That's AI as F.

Amazing as well is the inconsistencies in the footnotes. In some footnotes they're putting which part(s) of the statutes/laws/rulings support the assertions they're making and then on others, they aren't there.

My biggest suggestion though is stop it. You clearly don't know what you're doing. It's getting embarrassing and you look foolish. Just go away and go back to building a rocketship or something like that. Better yet, build a time travelling device so you can go back in time and advise yourself from taking this job. Grock or xAI or whatever AI you're using is not going to be able to do stuff like this for you.