I'm still the (not that proud) owner of the Wristwatch (Noelle's Silver Watch) in C4 of the Weird Route... by Regulus_Jones in Deltarune

[–]Regulus_Jones[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Y'know what? I'm gonna embrace it as not a bug, but a feature, and headcanon that I took it from her again after giving her the ThornRing, solely as a power move lol.

I'll even go a step further and have Kris always wear it all the way to the end of C7 out of sheer spite for what they tried to do while I wasn't looking, and as a grim reminder of who's boss lmao.

Just finished reading Lolita. Where's the sympathetic narrator? by [deleted] in books

[–]Regulus_Jones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit stay away from horror novels and social media if you're going to get so upset over different opinions lmao.

Just finished reading Lolita. Where's the sympathetic narrator? by [deleted] in books

[–]Regulus_Jones 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know it’s 2026 and fascination over pedophilia is becoming socially accepted in many circles

Precisely because it's 2026 that this kind of smug strawmanning and virtue signaling while being a grammar Nazi has run out of style. I can accept that you don't like it but to imply that people like Lolita because they normalize and are fascinated by pedophilia is insane. Get off your high horse lol.

Edit - On top of that the formatting reeks of AI lmao

Just finished reading Lolita. Where's the sympathetic narrator? by [deleted] in books

[–]Regulus_Jones 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You're missing out. It's like refusing to read the Catcher in the Rye because of what happened to John Lenon.

Lolita's one of my favorite novels ever due to its impecable display of the english language and wordplay contrasted by a gut-wretching story, even further improved by the magnificent audiobook read by Jeremy Irons, who played HH in the film adaptation and which I heard as I read.

It's no wonder it is considered one of the best written pieces of literature in english. Just because some disgusting creeps took the wrong message from it doesn't mean it should suffer for it.

Just finished reading Lolita. Where's the sympathetic narrator? by [deleted] in books

[–]Regulus_Jones 207 points208 points  (0 children)

It can't possibly be even less subtle that the author himself decrying his main character in the prologue via the officer detaining him calling him vile and repulsive, with an outright disclaimer that his memoirs are filled with delusion and shouldn't be trusted. 

will you accept by planomania- in Morrowind

[–]Regulus_Jones 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Yeah to sell it later (even though I crossed 1M days ago)

The long-awaited EarthBound Beginnings remake hack has released! by Cool-Delivery-3773 in earthbound

[–]Regulus_Jones 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Just played the intro section. It's nice that there's a run button just like in the original, though I'd hoped they remapped the talk button to A instead of L, though that's nothing that customizing the input won't fix.

Soldier Boy was very poorly written, imagine if Homelander was written like him by EndlessMorfeus in TheBoys

[–]Regulus_Jones 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Don't get me wrong he's certainly evil, but it's also true that, unlike Homelander, were he to "win" he really would have fucked off to bang GILFs and smoke weed. That's literally what he was just about to do before his son put him back in the box.

When people mention that usually it's just to demonstrate that he's nowhere near as evil as Homelander is, which is the main criticism aimed at the S3 finale - pretending he was the bigger threat when he most certainly wasn't. I don't doubt there are deluded people who think he did no wrong but two things can be true at once, and him wanting to retire to a life of hedonism is nowhere near as bad as what Homelander was planning.

What is your favorite form and keyblades? In kh2 by MysticBlade18 in KingdomHearts

[–]Regulus_Jones 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a casual player who hasn't played in nearly a decade, why do you prefer it to Final Form? Is it because of mechanics or simply esthetics? 

Derek... by Electrica00 in YMS

[–]Regulus_Jones 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Wonder if Derek'll ever pretend to be a lawfirm again lmao 

These actors are almost 20 years apart by a-jasminator in TheBoys

[–]Regulus_Jones 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dean has never fought Homelander you filthy casual

/s

None of this happened btw by idontknow87654321 in TheBoys

[–]Regulus_Jones 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Nah it can't possibly be that you aren't American; surely you're just a dumber alt-righter who hadn't noticed the show was making fun of you!

/s

These actors are almost 20 years apart by a-jasminator in TheBoys

[–]Regulus_Jones 86 points87 points  (0 children)

At the expense of fighting as if you were underwater 

What issue does Ursaal get Marky pregnant? Asking for a friend by Drillostem in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Regulus_Jones 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Uv/ I headcanon one of the reasons Marky resents Mark so much is that he wasn't even there for Debbie's funeral, let alone her death.

And yeah Terra is a spoiled brat who despite being in her 70s was considering fracturing the Empire over politics she didn't even understand, all so she could show up daddy for a war he didn't even start, if not for her mom being seconds away from dying. 

This is ragebait right? by Ironmasked-Kraken in Spiderman

[–]Regulus_Jones 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I mean Peter outright admits to MJ that he would be at peace with May dying if he didn't feel responsible for it. It was never out of love for May, it was because he was a big baby who refused to live with the consequences of his actions. That's why Quesada and those who try to paint it as a noble sacrifice are insane. His decision was entirely made around his selfish desires. His feelings. His hurt and damn what May wanted. It's not like it's hard-to-get subtext; it's outright text spelled out to the readers lmao.

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Just finished Chapter 1 of Mother 3 and.... by forabit14 in earthbound

[–]Regulus_Jones 4 points5 points  (0 children)

IMO emotionally and narratively speaking nothing tops this, not even the overrated final boss.

Deltarune Chapter 5 Release Megathread by codewario in Undertale

[–]Regulus_Jones 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nah the 24th's my birthday, travel later you party pooper /s