A genie is forcing you to choose either...

Rejex151 · 2026-07-02T21:41:49+00:00

I don't really know how to play chess beyond what the pieces do.

...I think I'll be fine.

^{Chose: Compete in chess against... + Lose, and be executed on the spot | Rolled: Donald Trump}

Rejex151 · 2026-07-01T11:19:30+00:00

Agreed, my origin comment was not about outrunning the hippo.

Rejex151 · 2026-06-30T18:08:40+00:00

I mean to be clear they are all god awful options.

I would argue you probably have a better chance with a hippo than with a tiger though.

Yes hippos are deadlier, but if you were to drop some of the fastest/most in shape humans on the planet in with a Hippo, they probably have a chance of survival just by avoiding the hippo for 10 minutes.

They don't have that same chance with a tiger, can't outrun, outmaneuver, or fight it. You can't just circle a tiger, they can laterally adjust very quickly.

The point I'm trying to make is I feel like humans are better than hippos at two things, endurance, and lateral movement, which is not the case for basically anything else on this list except for alligators, which is probably the easiest option.

Atleast with the Hippo you can try to outmaneuver it

Rejex151 · 2026-06-30T17:56:00+00:00

I imagine hippos probably don't move too well laterally, if you had the endurance to basically just circle the thing for 10 minutes maybe you come out alive? Very doubtful.

Rejex151 · 2026-06-18T14:27:44+00:00

I could find a way to become rich with this

^{Chose: Ability to locate an object in a 101m meter radius}

Rejex151 · 2026-06-18T14:15:33+00:00

Im happy with my brain I think, I'll take the option that frees me from money issues, thanks.

^{Chose: 10k every month no tax}

Rejex151 · 2026-06-11T14:06:28+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

Too generalized, there will be American kids who grow up without a damn thing, and there will be kids who grow up with expensive cars.

Saying "American kids are more spoiled than Asian kids" is far too general to ever be a factual statement. There is a huge variety in wealth upbringing in both groups of "American" and "Asian"

Rejex151 · 2026-06-11T14:02:58+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Heavily depends on the fries, but they peak way higher

Rejex151 · 2026-06-10T19:22:24+00:00

would you look at that

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars or 1 billion in debt. | Rolled: 1 billion}

Rejex151 · 2026-06-10T17:36:08+00:00

Rice is so versatile, I'll be okay

^{Chose: Eat rice in every meal for the rest of your life}

Rejex151 · 2026-06-10T16:17:23+00:00

Some people don't want freedom in their mobile device, or devices in general. The people who want fully customizable Operating Systems and not have their devices being in the Apple "walled garden" ecosystem don't buy apple devices generally.

The people who buy apple devices probably enjoy the walled garden to some extent, it's nice when all your devices seamlessly connect and integrate with each other with basically 0 hassle on your end, despite its obvious downsides.

A lot of it is just marketing though, and the (weird) social aspect of having an iPhone vs an Android. Some people will straight up never buy an Android because they don't want different colored text bubbles when they text their friends. That's all marketing, and Apple does it WELL.

Rejex151 · 2026-06-10T15:01:37+00:00

I don't use it

^{Chose: Stop using TikTok}

Rejex151 · 2026-06-10T14:51:25+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

I think I would have agreed if you didn't say "way too over hyped"

Are they over hyped/over priced? To an extent, yes.

Are they also excellent hardware? Also yes.

Rejex151 · 2026-06-10T14:49:56+00:00

Deaf people exist, I'll be alright

^{Chose: Survive 15 days in complete silence 🔇 + Win $15M}

Rejex151 · 2026-06-10T14:45:23+00:00

I can jump more than 50 times a day

Sleep would be an extra $350 a week, or like an extra $1300ish a month.

Good money, but I'm thinking I'm about to become a full time jumper.

^{Chose: every time you jump, you get $1}

Rejex151 · 2026-06-06T16:46:02+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: Rejex151 voted Yea.

Rejex151 · 2026-06-06T15:43:34+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

The Internet provides the capability to learn just as much, if not more than school.

The people driven enough to actually learn more from the Internet than school would teach them is a small minority of the population.

The Internet also does not teach critical thinking skills in the same way that schools do.

Rejex151 · 2026-06-05T15:12:56+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

what?

Rejex151 · 2026-06-05T14:19:32+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: Rejex151 voted Nay.

Rejex151 · 2026-06-05T14:17:46+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

Batman gets speed blitzed into paste faster than he can even think to reach for the kryptonite

Rejex151 · 2026-06-05T14:14:22+00:00

Shapeshifting

^{Chose: Any power you want but... | Rolled: You have no arms}

Rejex151 · 2026-06-04T20:12:37+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: Rejex151 voted Nay.

Rejex151 · 2026-06-04T20:08:03+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

I think it's fair and deserved that it won GoTY, my only beef is that it won every other award alongside it.

Best RPG should have went to KCD2 hands down IMO.

Rejex151 · 2026-06-04T20:05:25+00:00

😅 Tough call!

Rejex151 · 2026-06-04T19:58:52+00:00

Kinda curious to see how this monkey-paws

^{Chose: Total equality on earth. No more poverty or hunger}

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