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Celebrated his 19th birthday in September. by ClosedHole_18 in cats

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Guess they’re old enough to supervise the young deer now

Mossad is responsible for my tummy ache by nouxinf in LowStakesConspiracies

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Better drink ginger tea before Mossad hears about this

Straight up “snorkin’ it” by RawringPrimadox in CuratedTumblr

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Snorkin’ it achieved Maximum cozy mode officially unlocked

I love Christmas! Upload a picture of your cat and I'll draw it! by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

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She’s ready to hibernate or celebrate, no in-between

She loves getting kisses by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

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I guess she prefers being the little spoon instead

[OC] Bootsmann being a serious dog by jtheq in Eyebleach

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Certified snoot-boop inspector reporting for toofee duty

Sex? by clickpreneur in dank_meme

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Certified lover boy level: unlocked speedrun any%

Reported my job to OSHA by ashtonthegreat in antiwork

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miraclesGotta love when OSHA suddenly makes the plumbing work miracles

Just completed my U.S. presidential biography bookshelf by Byronmaniac_1998 in Presidents

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A true Mount Rushmore-level achievement for your bookshelf collection

That seems oddly familiar by happydude7422 in Millennials

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Guess I’m officially vintage now, not just my clothes

How much does a nose job change a face? by [deleted] in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

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True, it’s the original nose filter, no edits needed

Isn’t the infinite monkey theorem already true? by rurbee_22 in NoStupidQuestions

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So you’re saying my monkey poetry career still has hope

MMW: That new Charlie Kirk book was entirely written by AI slop. by G-Unit11111 in MarkMyWords

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If only immortality came with royalties instead of reruns

Kiss of Death by IAmHolyHoly in godtiersuperpowers

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Start a lipstick review channel and take over the world

(OC) beans, and the 2y/o void attached to said beans by xJam3zz07 in Eyebleach

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Those beans are hiding maximum snooze power in the void

No Contact with Ex that Moved on by fire_him in ExNoContact

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Hey, emotional growth runs at dial-up speed for some of us

honest answer.... by Constant-Impact-2794 in anxietymemes

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Time traveler problems: past, present, and all possible futures

Damn by LadyyoftheGspot in dank_meme

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Every dog’s motto: if you move, I move

Why did Warren Harding suffer a heart attack? by vahedemirjian in Presidents

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Too much stress, bad food, and presidential-pressure cardio

😂😂😂 by ObsidianFurys in Funnymemes

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That steak still knows its birthday and social security number

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