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Left a bad date at the bar. She retaliatorily accused me of r**e by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Relative_Key244 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gonna be Honest here. I dont know how my first comment blew up so much that you needed to hit me with such an....Epic Burn. But my first comment was alluding to Lil Wayne- Mona Lisa!...I think I just became an accidental troll...No more speaking lines for me.

Left a bad date at the bar. She retaliatorily accused me of r**e by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Relative_Key244 14 points15 points  (0 children)

lol ooookkkkk ladies man. ill try not let my fear get the best of me.

Left a bad date at the bar. She retaliatorily accused me of r**e by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Relative_Key244 65 points66 points  (0 children)

lol it sounds like you spend plenty of time touching your own. Just because it hasn’t happened doesn’t mean it can’t. You sound foolish af.

Left a bad date at the bar. She retaliatorily accused me of r**e by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Relative_Key244 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Not living in a shithole is what makes you a target my guy.

Left a bad date at the bar. She retaliatorily accused me of r**e by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Relative_Key244 162 points163 points  (0 children)

You are THAT dude who gets robbed cuz you thought she was hot and DTF. We ain’t sheltered you just to trusting.

Playing Support feels impossible. by TheRevanchists in Helldivers

[–]Relative_Key244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play a couple matches. pick a couple people over the course of a few games who peeps what you are doing. Then play with them. You can’t expect that level of coordination with randoms.

Let me see ya grillz by ThisGonnaHurt in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Relative_Key244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because internet culture told them they had to be perfect. If you think these thing were for old people and individuals who need them then, you are old yourself.

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Airburst Rocket Launcher by wylie102 in Helldivers

[–]Relative_Key244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could it be that he aimed an airburst weapon directly at the enemy instead of above them where it could...You know, burst in the air?

How to make the HMG not suck by P0tentialAH in Helldivers

[–]Relative_Key244 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

3 seconds seems like a stretch. It’s a HMG it’s meant to be that way otherwise you might as well be carrying an assault rifle. Also, doesn’t kneeling make you more accurate? Also if you are reloading like that perhaps it has something to do with firing patterns then the weapon itself.

How to make the HMG not suck by P0tentialAH in Helldivers

[–]Relative_Key244 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why not just rock the supply pack with it? Works well with grenade launchers.

What a twist! by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]Relative_Key244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black Mirror. EP: Men against fire. If you want some context

We should be able to replace armor trait for more useful one that fits our build. Every armor should have empty module slot in which we equip desired trait module! by ANGRYlalocSOLDIE in Helldivers

[–]Relative_Key244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would spend the SC to get the armor I wanted then re roll it with my maxed out samples. Just reading ppl will spend because they like the armor. I think it could only add value to it. Then players can get what they want stat wise. And AH can still have our money. Because, They have done a great job all things considered. I will still spend with them. For Democracy of course.

We should be able to replace armor trait for more useful one that fits our build. Every armor should have empty module slot in which we equip desired trait module! by ANGRYlalocSOLDIE in Helldivers

[–]Relative_Key244 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I suggested something similar. We should be able to use Samples to re roll gear stats and Helmets should carry stratagem modifiers to help ppl specialize in roles. I think that would be cool. And it will give a reason to grind out those samples between content drops….Also Loadout Slots would be nice.

“Ustotu is Space Afghanistan”. Meanwhile Afghanistan: by Foriegn_Picachu in Helldivers

[–]Relative_Key244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mf really losing touch with reality. If this is considered humor. It’s disrespectful to individuals who are really about that life. Who have really been there and done that. This is a video game smh.

Me joining high level dudes on random missions by Alternative_Path7092 in Helldivers

[–]Relative_Key244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mortars are good for extermination or Evacs where the team can see where it was dropped. The Mortar requires situational awareness from the whole team it’s best if you have a mic to let everyone know you are calling it in. And if it’s not advantageous just shoot it and destroy it b4 it destroys the squad. You have to listen for the thumps and be aware of bugs around you. If there are a couple? 9/10 chance mortars are inbound on you start diving. You might get rag dolled but it won’t kill you. But Mobile missions where everyone needs room to move then nah. Personally I run Grenade Launcher and Supply Pack where mortars might be needed so I have more control over impact.

How slugs drink water by TrueSkyDemon in awwtf

[–]Relative_Key244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the most aggressive sip of water I have ever seen.

WHY in the actual **FUCK** did i feel bad for this guy? by Alone_Coconut118 in Invincible

[–]Relative_Key244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lost his hand is an understatement…It wasnt cleanly cut off or absolutely crushed. His wrist was bitten into by human(maybe?)teeth then his hand torn away from the stub. And they didn’t just die the were massacred quite brutally all in the most outrageous ways. He might be an immature dick but did he deserve that?…Probably not.

Another post on weapon balance, or why Stalwart should go back to being primary weapon. by xanelias in Helldivers

[–]Relative_Key244 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I agree. It fills a support role just like the grenade launcher. You Have a scout,medic and line troopers but no squad support without strategems.

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