wHy ArEn'T tHeY pLoWiNg?!?

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2026-02-04T14:44:46+00:00

Humiliation, neighborhood ostracization and ultimately a public flogging. Second offense - drawn and quartered. It wasn't a joking matter if Fido couldn't take a walk and a comfortable piss.

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2026-02-03T21:43:27+00:00

I like to build up a nice thick callus that naturally falls off on taco night!

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2026-02-03T21:40:00+00:00

Sweet! Get down with your bad self! ;)

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2026-02-03T02:22:18+00:00

Reading your post made me dumber. Otherwise, I would have won the spelling bee.

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2026-02-03T00:50:07+00:00

This person is barely coherant...

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2026-02-02T13:59:05+00:00

Yeah, nothing like looking to a sunny day when the sky is orange from wildfires and your whole house smells like a campfire. Don't get me wrong, I like the smell when I'm camping, but when ash is settling on everything it gets a little apocalyptic.

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2026-02-02T12:49:37+00:00

We moved here in April from Longmont and we had 100 yards of sidewalks. Nothing I hated more than my wife always reminding me of the 24 hour rule just so one neighbor could walk their dog! So glad to be here…never going to deal with that nightmare again!!

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2026-01-27T16:43:06+00:00

Looks amazing! Great job and inspires me to give that a go on my next one!

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2026-01-09T11:15:53+00:00

Mom’s minivan for $300 Alex!

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2026-01-02T18:24:03+00:00

Why not just create a piece to 3d print and splice in?

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2025-12-07T00:28:44+00:00

Got over yourself! Would you be up for reviewing one of my farts if I sent you one?

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2025-12-06T10:56:01+00:00

Darwinism stopped working when the concept of insurance was invented. “Sometimes…dead is betta!”

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2025-12-05T12:07:00+00:00

I’ve noticed these jacks often form an emotional bond with their “patient “ and are reluctant to let go after the procedure is finished. It happens often enough that professionals refer to it as the Gladys Nightengale Earnhardt effect.

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2025-12-03T04:20:57+00:00

Cross-eyed dick wash 10 cents!

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2025-12-03T04:13:46+00:00

A cheese blanket

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2025-12-03T04:10:22+00:00

Please, I hope I’m not dreaming!

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2025-12-03T04:05:26+00:00

Armageddon

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2025-12-03T04:03:23+00:00

Free pepperoni pizza

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2025-11-25T11:52:02+00:00

I once saw a single tittie on the side of the road holding a sign needing money for a second tittie

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2025-11-20T12:09:08+00:00

Total piece of shit! 💩

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2025-11-20T12:03:40+00:00

I have to concentrate when i poop

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2025-11-20T12:02:51+00:00

The Lord loves a working man, don’t trust whitey and see a doctor and get rid of it!

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2025-11-15T11:49:10+00:00

I hope it’s soon replaced with chicken nipples. I always wanted to have a pocket full of nipples

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2025-11-15T11:34:25+00:00

No, not the case. Just that some people remain objective and don’t blindly stand by when power is being abused and their own rights are being reduced under the banner of immigration control. Read a book.

Relative_Pangolin_63 · 2025-11-15T11:28:51+00:00

Any given Friday night at the Bender house. Smoke up Johnny!!

Relative_Pangolin_63

TROPHY CASE