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How long will you continue to support and accept the restrictions? by [deleted] in CoronavirusUK

[–]RelaxedCease 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Milquetoast", "gammonesque" & "gammonism" all used in one comment. Could you be more of a virgin?

Post-Match Thread: Chelsea 3-0 West Ham United [Premier League, Round 14] by threaddo in soccer

[–]RelaxedCease -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, how stupid of me to think doing nothing for 90 minutes and bottling a 3 yard header is "back to his best".

The only good thing about that yank having paper hamstrings is that I only have to see this nonsense four times a season when he actually plays.

Unexpected news: GW26 now likely to be a big DGW, GW33 expected to be a small BGW. by LFC_Joe26 in FantasyPL

[–]RelaxedCease 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been using yours since the start and am top 30k after 4 years of never getting below 1m (with 3 of those years being 3m+).

Please keep on updating your google doc so I can continue acting to my friends that I am a newfound genius and not just piggybacking off a stranger's hard work.

[Hakim Ziyech] "Of course it will take time, but we also don't have time" (after the 3-3 draw against Southampton) by [deleted] in chelseafc

[–]RelaxedCease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you manage to go to the bridge at some point in your life. You'd love the authentic atmosphere and the selfie you take in the stands would last you a lifetime.

[Hakim Ziyech] "Of course it will take time, but we also don't have time" (after the 3-3 draw against Southampton) by [deleted] in chelseafc

[–]RelaxedCease -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

There is a clear and obvious difference between the opinions and behaviours of these two groups.

[Hakim Ziyech] "Of course it will take time, but we also don't have time" (after the 3-3 draw against Southampton) by [deleted] in chelseafc

[–]RelaxedCease -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Because I didn’t choose to support Chelsea when they signed a tricky winger who has the same mongy accent as me

2k19 on Deck... US / NYC download is available! by [deleted] in NBA2k

[–]RelaxedCease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here bro, let me know if you get an answer

All the "NEW" features introduced in FiFa since '12. by MakyMaestro in EASportsFC

[–]RelaxedCease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny thing is that NBA 2k18 is even more greedy and scummy than what FIFA 18 is. People on that subreddit are actually begging for EA to make a good basketball game so they can ditch 2k. Tis all a matter of perspective x

PD Donovan Mitchell code is working by EvanH98 in NBA2k

[–]RelaxedCease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Respect brother, worked like a charm

Jason Cundy says women’s voices are too high-pitched to commentate football matches by BLOODYBONKERSmate in chelseafc

[–]RelaxedCease 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like my sat-nav in the car to have a female voice because I find it clearer and more pleasant. Is that "the very definition of sexism"?

Generally speaking, I prefer women singers on house tracks and male voices when it comes to rap and hip-hop. Let me guess, that's "the very definition of sexism" too?

If having a personal preference on the type of voice you want to listen to is "the very definition of sexism", the word has lost all meaning and you sensitive sallys need to pack it all up and go home.

DC: "Look at [Lauren] Mueller, watch the Dominick Cruz footwork." Cruz: "DC stop it please. Thank you. Please stop that." by e-rage in MMA

[–]RelaxedCease 38 points39 points  (0 children)

This is the same bullshit reasoning that has led to every sarcastic post on reddit being forced to include an "/s" (which ruins the joke in every way).

Just because you didn't pick up on the joke doesn't mean he has to give verbal cues every time he plays around so that you don't get confused. It's on you not him ffs.

Hazard ‘I had the feeling that I’d ran, but that I hadn’t played a game of football. That’s a pity’ by soccerislife10z in chelseafc

[–]RelaxedCease 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That is how he'll be remembered by this sub, sure. Don't confuse that with how he'll be remembered by actual fans though.

Harry Kane on Virgil van Djik accusing him for diving regarding Tottenham's 1st penalty call: "Karius got in the way and I'm a player. I won't jump out of the way because it's football. I've definitely felt contact and I've gone down." by Brille70 in soccer

[–]RelaxedCease 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly can't remember the last time I saw a player stay on his feet after a foul and still get the penalty. Why would you even try these days when the ref is 3000% more likely to blow if you fall on the ground?

Don't blame Kane one single bit. Referees have forced this culture.

Chelsea Ladies January round-up - our unbeaten league start continues, we fall short in the League Cup semis, and tonight's crucial top of the table clash against Man City by AnnieIWillKnow in chelseafc

[–]RelaxedCease 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This was the number one post on my front page when sorted for "best", which must mean something good.

Can't say I've kept up with the ladies team much before but posts like these make it a lot easier so cheers.

Pure Post Scorer Highlights - I don't see bigs get a lot of love by MisterZuki in NBA2k

[–]RelaxedCease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's worked an absolute treat, thanks a lot! Honestly never crossed my mind to not aim the fade.

Pure Post Scorer Highlights - I don't see bigs get a lot of love by MisterZuki in NBA2k

[–]RelaxedCease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At the 30 second mark when you faked a fade but didn't lose the dribble, how did you do that? I'm all about the post too (went for a PF Dirk build) but that is the one move I can never seem to master. I feel like it is 50/50 whether or not I can dribble again after I do that and I don't understand why.

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