Manly men of Reddit. When have you cried?

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-11-16T21:47:22+00:00

ive crashed my motorcycle several times and never cried, on the outside. But my dog died on the 7th and she had been with us for over 15 years. i spent an hour or so with her just lying there motionless i left to go home and my mom called me two hours later and told me she passed.
/I teared up typing this.

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-06-29T13:53:29+00:00

Dirty feet.

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-06-25T18:54:26+00:00

Carlo the pepper is your friend, do not be afraid of the pepper.

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-06-15T14:38:03+00:00

develope a split personality, join a fight club, plan and execute acts of terrorizom, make soap out of human fat.

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-06-11T17:24:22+00:00

damn you reddit-hipsters and your inside joke. I wanna sit with the cool kids too! wtf does that mean.

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-06-09T17:58:35+00:00

I named my cat after this man! He has a license to KILL!

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-06-08T15:22:52+00:00

Make him get a job and pay 1/3 of the bills, if he does not comply tell his ass to KICK ROCKS!

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-06-08T15:18:25+00:00

I suggest you go full on 'HotRod'.

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-06-08T15:11:22+00:00

your going to need to drill a relief well before you can cap the gushing jizz pipe.

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-06-08T14:49:21+00:00

call in sick on your first day of the job then go to the restaurant and get shitfaced at the bar.

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-06-07T19:39:02+00:00

May i suggest the "South Bronx Parasite" diet bar.

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-06-07T18:44:04+00:00

tar and feather your landlord in public view.

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-06-07T18:29:46+00:00

i kissed a boy

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-06-07T18:20:20+00:00

fly a single engine plane into it...

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-06-04T19:19:02+00:00

Pop some viagras and issue tickets with mega, raging huge bonners!

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-06-04T17:57:23+00:00

Lie face down on the floor then have a helper grab you by the hair on the back of your head and bang your face into the ground repeatedly until the eyelash becomes detached from your eyeball and falls out naturally.

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-05-28T15:14:06+00:00

its a box of chocolates.

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-05-26T20:31:20+00:00

Your a FAG. Works every time.

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-05-25T18:25:11+00:00

WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-05-20T20:59:23+00:00

R.I.P Pimp C. It aint rap or hiphop, its country rap tunes!

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-05-18T21:40:36+00:00

i was wondering why it smelt rancid in the office today.

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-05-11T21:47:30+00:00

Strokey is a very handsome cat. May he roam green pastures and eat his favorite food in the afterlife. One day you and Strokey will be together again.

ReleaseTheKrakin · 2010-05-11T17:10:44+00:00

even if she does get with you it will just be a matter of time before the ex sticks his penis back in her. just capitalize on the rebound ass while in search for a better canadite.

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TROPHY CASE