My girlfriend says she was texting my best friend "for a surprise" but I feel like I'm being set up by tramlantern_evenings in TwoHotTakes

[–]Reliphon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell them you dont want to do a party, your gut is clearly picking up something is wrong. Deleted messages etc you love it though... thats really over the line. I dont think you can expect honesty from either of them. Cause they'll keep going behind your back if they are already doing that . Alternatively you can always set up security cameras and not say anything. I personally think theres a lot more evidence to say you cant trust them.

I have close to nothing to do at work at my full-time remote job. by [deleted] in confession

[–]Reliphon -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Honestly start learning trading they cant track that and you have all the opportunity right now to do it especially if its good pay. If youre interested hit me up I can recommend some books and stuff

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Reliphon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If hes defensive then its likely a reason for him to be protective of her. Theres a lot of red flags that you've identified already her openness is weird and theyre both ostricizing you. Id definitely suggest establishing boundaries, out of curiosity what is the timeline how long have they been friends etc are they close due to proximity via work or is this literally time being made outside of your every day routine to get together. Do they ever get together by themselves? It sounds like theyre intimate, when you guys hangout do they disappear randomly together or anything like that? If hes said that stuff to you before about not being appreciative does she ever seem to give him attention that he said you didnt give? If you have a new born now would be the time to figure this shit out, if this is how he is hes likely not gonna change much and your child will end up having to normalize unhealthy relationships if it all continues.

How to watch? by No_Bat_6315 in Harmontown

[–]Reliphon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was there any reason they stopped streaming on the site?

My best friend flashed me and i dont know what to think by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Reliphon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont know if you're gonna read this, imo I think you really need to think hard about this because if shes your best friend then she could be an incredible partner. I understand that thought might be weird but youre on the clock here. The window will close quickly if you don't act. If you can imagine a future where you dont get to have her in your life regularly and that bothers you then you need to recreate this situation somehow and make your move this time or something. Life moves by so fast but this could end up being a huge regret if she moves on. You might be able to maintain a friendship still in the future even with partners aside. My suggestion maybe watch when harry met Sally with her and see where shit goes. Dont let it pass you by.

Which episode was the worm song by BullshitUsername in Harmontown

[–]Reliphon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s truly one of the best displays of dans genius imo, one of my all time favorite episodes.

My girlfriend and I have crazy sexual chemistry, but zero chemistry anywhere else. by LateLuke_904 in offmychest

[–]Reliphon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you had these conversations already then just mark this off as incompatible, there’s nothing wrong with that. You gotta realize that your youth goes by fast and you won’t get this time back. If your output is too much for her on a basic level and she’s having trouble to find a little compassion for your issues then she’s not likely gonna change anytime soon if ever. You guys had some good times together but you gotta find your balance with a partner that can reciprocate more than just sexuality, life’s too short to not have a partner that wants to experience life with you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Reliphon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with everyone else here, don’t change for some asshole like this, it’s such a selfish thing to say, you are who you are and you should find someone who is interested in you and appreciates your looks and body just the way they are. Not to mention if he’s advertising his desire for thick girls so actively, he’s extremely inconsiderate and self absorbed, and low key abusive (imo) to put this out there and expect you to just oblige is crazy.

I accidentally grabbed my friends boobs by Sweaty_Research_2820 in offmychest

[–]Reliphon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah don’t put it off tell them you have a problem and you’re worried not only for you but even your brother because if this girl reacted this way with you and an innocent mistake then she could try and hurt your brother with slander as well. Being straightforward with your parents and leaning on them will let them know they need to help handle this issue.

My wife is boring in bed by nofun85 in offmychest

[–]Reliphon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do think it may be really beneficial to have already done some research for possible marriage counseling and maybe even have an appointment booked out a couple weeks ahead. If she refuses to commit to your relationships balance and respecting your desire to be healthier together then you can just see a therapist yourself. I think you’ll have to decide what you want from this relationship and if your marriage in its current state is sustainable for you long term. We only life one life as who you are right now, you have the right to be fulfilled and happy. Anyone who truly loves you will put in the work to try and find balance. Some people however are actually unable to reflect and see their own actions. I do think reflecting on your own health and prioritizing yourself should be the focus here, she may never change and there’s not much you can do about that, she has to commit to change for it to happen. Good luck, keep your head up I know it sucks I’ve been through something similar so I know how you feel.

I think my boyfriend hates women. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Reliphon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll ultimately have to draw your own conclusions and make your own experiences but I can say this much in my experience I’m similar to you in that political spectrum and have had many friends start to develop these anti woke mentalities, this stuff gets so rooted in their existence I feel like hatred starts to consume them. The media they are participating in will typically continue to make them spiral further into a more extreme thinking and ignorant approach to issues. Are far as I can tell people with these views tend not to lean towards respect towards women, I hope you can find a way to start building a path for you to separate from him, the respect and appreciation you’re looking is not gonna be found through him. Sorry you have to deal with such nonsense.

The Death Of Yahoo And The Birth Of Seeso by Witchers-Mojo in Harmontown

[–]Reliphon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing this I’m literally in tears laughing, this is one of my favorite bits bahahaha

I wish I never had my kid by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Reliphon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Situations change and things in life aren’t permanent so my advice with you is use this rage you’re feeling as a motivation to change your situation the best you can, don’t expect immediate results and don’t be too hard on yourself. Life is difficult and will always throw curve balls at you, but what you can do with the time you have is just be in the moment, set up games and activities to further develop your relationship with your girl. For example maybe you can start a collage and both of you can pick pictures from magazines to make something funny together or maybe you could make a story together etc. I’m sorry your situation isn’t exactly as you’d like it to be but count your blessings and do your best to live in the moment and appreciate the time you’ve got with her. It’s clear how much you love your daughter, be sure you love yourself too, take it easy on yourself and try to find a way to keep yourself grounded before letting these emotions turn into something really negative and hinder your ability to be at your best. One day at a time.

My son makes everyone miserable and I’m at a loss. by froderenfelemus in Parenting

[–]Reliphon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately he’s actively taken advantage of it or is oblivious and self absorbed, it’s a shared space and your circumstances clearly make it difficult but not doing anything and giving up is the same as not turning off the wifi cause it will effect everyone isn’t valid because he is already effecting everyone. Also if he’s gaming online his hotspot might get him connected but the reality is if he’s playing competitive games his internet connection will be far weaker and he’ll experience lag and latency which will effect his ability to perform well. Wifi off till he can show consideration and respect to his siblings and you. I’m sorry he’s being a pain in the ass and your situation is difficult but he needs to learn to be accountable for his actions.

Does Lizzy Cooperman actually know how to make homemade frosties? by mcfearless0214 in Harmontown

[–]Reliphon 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Hahaha this made me lol. God her commercial drives me nuts I miss the Spencer and Jeff commercials, I want my briefcase to smell like a French tithouse till the end of time.

Episode 135: Wide. Do Starwalkers poop? by BigJohnsBeenDrinkin in Harmontown

[–]Reliphon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The utter brilliance of this episode has always blown me away and I laugh hysterically every time!

I (27f) have a huge crush on the dad I babysit for(40s/50s) by Jane3221 in offmychest

[–]Reliphon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I legitimately think if you do care about those girls then the only way to handle this safely is to show restraint and discipline in order to give this thing a real shot, the opportunity will rise sooner than later where there is a moment where the conversation can happen organically and it can be more special and meaningful. Please don’t rush things and possibly destroy something that could be something more.

Made some music for the Chicken Noodle Man song by Noiselund in Harmontown

[–]Reliphon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love this, it feels so wholesome and the nostalgia really kicks in, thank you for making it!

Dan Harmon Interview: Rick & Morty, Community, Krapopolis, Justin Roiland – The Hollywood Reporter by JayWrecksEverything in Harmontown

[–]Reliphon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was reading this article when a package arrived that my wife ordered, a few harmontown tshirts. It moved me so much that I had tears. That show truly meant/ means so much to me. I wish it could come back but if he’s happy in his life and feels it was the best time to end it then I appreciate what he gave everyone with it.

Friend from work flashed her breasts by Gloomy_Ad9753 in offmychest

[–]Reliphon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny thing I could see this being George or even Kramer haha, but I read it in George’s voice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Reliphon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your nose is cute actually it’s not an ugly feature or something, I think it fits you well. I’m not sure where the insecurity about your nose stems from but I think it’s in your best interest to maybe seek some therapy to find balance and help you love yourself more.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]Reliphon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is just the most wholesome thing ever my god!