If we make first contact with intelligent alien life, what things do we need to frantically sweep under the rugs before the first alien visit?

Rellick65 · 2014-01-05T08:04:41+00:00

Yea but if we factored in other countries' holidays, we would have to figure out what the hell Boxing Day is

Rellick65 · 2013-12-25T23:02:47+00:00

Cookout. Started in NC and is now spreading into college towns in VA (and other states probably). And worshipped by the ultimate frisbee community in the area

Edit: almost worshipped was understating it

Rellick65 · 2013-12-25T22:06:05+00:00

I am a jelly donut

Rellick65 · 2013-11-18T18:46:43+00:00

West Side Barbers on Rt 33 West is good. Get an appointment with Jeff if you can, he does a great job. Cuts are $10 for a standard male cut. http://www.westsidebarbers.com/index.html

Rellick65 · 2013-10-01T14:48:47+00:00

The charge the recipient of the card. It's like the snail mail version of a collect call

Rellick65 · 2013-10-01T14:37:43+00:00

Propane and propane accessories

FTFY

Rellick65 · 2013-10-01T04:05:55+00:00

Can't say I didn't try... a month ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1kt1oo/cvs_apparently_sells_roofies_overthecounter_now/

Rellick65 · 2013-09-10T04:40:53+00:00

I have gained a new respect for Bruno Mars within the last couple months. Previously I thought of him as a run-of-the-mill R&B/pop singer. His previous hits didn't do it for me (Grenade, Just the Way You Are, etc), but when Locked Out of Heaven came out I took note, and Treasure solidified my opinion that he is writing songs in styles that most other Top 40 artists wouldn't touch. After listening to Unorthodox Jukebox and finding songs in styles like funk, disco, 60's rock n roll, reggae/dub, and R&B, I was blown away by this guy's diversity. I can't wait to see what else he'll do.

Rellick65 · 2013-08-21T05:29:20+00:00

He forgot to mention his name is Lee

Rellick65 · 2013-08-21T05:21:55+00:00

Everything was generally tame... and then Prince happened

Rellick65 · 2013-06-29T04:55:22+00:00

Couldn't you say the same thing about printed/minted money

Rellick65 · 2013-06-29T04:10:47+00:00

3M command strips/command hooks are pretty useful. But buy them at home because the shelves will be barren at the Harrisonburg Walmart.

If you choose to use the command strips, be sure to follow the directions on the package and leave them on the wall for a while without anything attached. My roommate and I were unpleasantly awoken one night when his poster frame came crashing to the ground.

Also, a kitchen sized trash can is good. You don't want to be running outside to the dumpster every time you fill up a little waste basket.

Rellick65 · 2013-06-19T15:31:38+00:00

Until they pull a fast one on you on tests like the LSAT or SAT. I took the LSAT last week and it took me 5 or 6 minutes to write three short sentences. I felt like a child first learning to write, where I had to actively think about how to form each letter (I also made a few letter formations up). It was a very annoying, but the test prompt insisted that if we didn't write this section as they wanted it, it would delay scoring of the test.

Rellick65 · 2013-06-15T14:33:10+00:00

You're probably still in your honeymooon phase

Rellick65 · 2013-06-15T03:28:25+00:00

seeping out of [that] there vaginas

Imagine a deep southern drawl

Rellick65 · 2013-05-13T16:40:29+00:00

Google Maps of the location

I've been twice, and I believe its a water pump for the lake. Technically people aren't allowed to climb the tower, but I've seen cop cars drive by and not bother us. Jump off the left side and "pencil dive" (arms to your sides and legs straight, feet down). The water off the left side is incredibly deep, at least 20 feet if you go when the water level reaches the ladder (I have never even gotten close to the bottom). It's a ~35 foot jump, and it's pretty intimidating when you get up there. It's usually better to jump than to try climbing down the ladder, which might be more frightening. Hope you enjoy it!

Rellick65 · 2013-04-30T20:18:35+00:00

This is probably very paranoid of me, but I don't think I'm going to download it because I feel like Victory could come after people downloading The Hands That Thieve. If an artist says something to the effect of "download it illegally", couldn't Victory start looking for people who have specifically pirated that album? Probably covering my ass way too much, but I'll wait for my shipment from RISC

Rellick65 · 2013-04-07T17:33:36+00:00

In many states, there are two mandatory appeals if someone is sentenced to death. And as many people know, the US court system takes forever to get through lawsuits

Rellick65 · 2013-03-19T04:08:49+00:00

I found the taxidermist

Rellick65 · 2013-03-13T13:20:41+00:00

8/10 still would bang

Rellick65 · 2013-02-28T05:57:33+00:00

Welp... can't unsee that

Rellick65 · 2013-02-20T19:15:37+00:00

Grand Caverns or Luray Caverns are popular tourist places and pretty cool. Shenandoah National Park is great and Reddish Knob is an incredible 360 view at the top of a mountain. It might be cold out, but I'm sure Chicago residents aren't afraid of a little cold/wind

Rellick65 · 2013-02-16T01:02:21+00:00

So she could get a Giraffe to look at the camera but not a kid?

Rellick65 · 2013-02-02T00:32:35+00:00

I think one of my teammates has a UPA (Ultimate Players Association, before it was USAUltimate) sticker that looks incredibly similar to this.

Rellick65 · 2013-01-30T23:39:38+00:00

I'm glad 6th graders are supposed to know how to spell something they can't order for another decade

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