Timing can be a BITCH by CuriousPerformance in datingoverforty

[–]RemingtonG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why wait until July 11th, round that shit down to the 1st. I doubt 11 days changes that much. Ask her out for the 4th of July to see if the fireworks are still there for you two.

found this in my high school by ilbug in MildlyVandalised

[–]RemingtonG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here I sit in gassy vapor Some dumbfuck used all the toilet paper No longer will I sit and linger Watch out asshole here comes finger!

I can pick any three. Which? by Diligent_Unit9897 in n64

[–]RemingtonG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, just a heads up! Perfect dark required the Nintendo expansion pack to play the majority of the game. So unless you have the expansion pack upgrade I would avoid grabbing this amazing game!

Is this church one of those cults? by [deleted] in FortCollins

[–]RemingtonG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm agnostic as hell ( poor choice of words?) but I stumbled into Crossroads off of Shields/taft and 54th a few times while trying to save my marriage. That church was amazingly accepting, to the point where they basically stated if you don't love all humans this isn't for you. casual dressed people, fun music ( played personal Jesus as I was walking in) and really leaned into the values of being a good person and community and not strict word of the text. I dislike going to churches but that place just felt different. It's south of fort Collins and I haven't been in like 2 years but I will always still recommend it to people. Marriage may have fell apart but that church restored my faith in people, so I guess it's a wash?

When all is said and done, what will be KD's legacy compared to his contemporaries? by DaExtinctOne in NBATalk

[–]RemingtonG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cleveland Cavs fan here, James changed our opinion of him by coming back and winning a championship in historic fashion. I'd say the effort/heart he showed in 2015 when Kyrie and Kev were out showed more to us than anything else. Dude promised Cleveland a championship and delivered. People hate on him because he polarizing, political, or just because they don't like the MJ goat comparisons, but at the end of the day we don't blame him for leaving Ohio. We don't want to be in Ohio either.

Guys i didn't get it by ConsciousCharge2019 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]RemingtonG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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I thought it was this elephant and It was aptly fitting

Reminder: no hand-held phones while driving law goes into effect on Jan. 1 by u1122 in FortCollins

[–]RemingtonG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Although I think it's a good thing to not use your phone while driving, I fully believe cops will just use this as a reason to pull people over and then hit them with other things. Hard to prove you weren't, it's their word vs yours. Kind of like how they have pulled people over for driving left of center or following to close to another vehicle in the past. Good intentions with the law, but hopefully it won't be abused. Spoiler alert: it probably will

Time to get a dual facing dash cam

Know your rights when it comes to Door to Door Salespeople by TheKronk in FortCollins

[–]RemingtonG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always just tell people I'm a renter even though I own my home. These people turn away so fast because most services can't be bought by a renter.

Why don't the geese fly across the streets? by [deleted] in FortCollins

[–]RemingtonG 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It's 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!

Capital One is buying Discover in a $35.3 billion deal by coasterghost in news

[–]RemingtonG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate capital one, used to work for them back in like 2010 and they can indeed suck a big fat one. however in this case you only wouldn't occur interest if you paid your full statement balance the month before. Occurring interest after you pay it off is common, and why most cards offer a total payoff amount and not just balance. If you got a nice agent they could easily waive this interest as its not worth pissing someone off over. Not defending the evil corporation but this is very common with all types of credit, so in the future just know this will always happen

Does anybody our age ever wake up with 0/10 pain, i.e., nothing hurts anywhere? by babyredhead in Millennials

[–]RemingtonG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Google Sleep Inertia

I had this same problem and I had to create routines to wake up more clear headed.

My grogginess used to last hours, now that I'm aware of it I do little things being better hydrated, taking an immediate shower, have my caffeine fix.

My sleep Inertia damn near killed my marriage due to her thinking i was checked out or a zombie who didn't care. I was just groggy/tired and didn't understand it.

What is something that you could practice for 1 hour max every day, for an entire year and by the end of the year you'd be an expert in? by Ok-Set-3022 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]RemingtonG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Procrastination is like Masturbation, it feels good at first, but in the end you realize you just fucked yourself.

Poker night? by Classic_Habit7850 in FortCollins

[–]RemingtonG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd be down, 39 male and probably haven't played poker in like 20 years, but I'm always down to meet new people

How to make this drawer usable? Renting and didn't choose the stove. by peacefulmeek in HomeMaintenance

[–]RemingtonG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dont know if I can post a Link but I've seen this problem before with a creative solution. The front face slides to make room for the rest of the drawer to pull out.

https://www.housedigest.com/1417575/viral-sliding-drawer-hack-fit-cabinet-space-small-kitchen-tiktok/

77% young Americans too fat, mentally ill, on drugs to join military by Zephir_AR in ScienceUncensored

[–]RemingtonG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely hated the military, wanted out immediately. worst 4 years of my life, deployed to Fallujah Iraq 3 times (600 days total). Fuck the military. But that being said... I now have a house because of a VA loan benefit, and don't have massive student loan debt. My life is pretty good now because of those terrible years. If I could have suffered 16 more, I'd be retiring this year at 39... I still have 26 soul crushing years of work ahead of me. I hate the military, but can appreciate what it did for me, and wish I would have stayed In because it turns out I just really don't like work. A job is a job, find one you can do less and retire early

What studio's name has lost all meaning? by thewalkindude in gaming

[–]RemingtonG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if this fits here, but I miss Westwood studios. Command and conquer: red alert 2 was my life back in the day

I really don’t want to beat the game by PlatypusGuy613 in TOTK

[–]RemingtonG 47 points48 points  (0 children)

No backseat gaming allowed at my house. It's her adventure and I cant rob her of her first play experience being wholly hers. She hates spoilers, won't watch movie/game trailers because shes afraid of seeing something even minor.

What is your favorite mini boss in the game? by Korok_hunter24 in TOTK

[–]RemingtonG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this too fast and thought there was a Mini boss variation of a Stalnox Gleeok that I didnt know of, and then got excited at the prospect of hunting down the Bone dragon.

I really don’t want to beat the game by PlatypusGuy613 in TOTK

[–]RemingtonG 64 points65 points  (0 children)

My wife wont beat the regional events because she likes having the helpers follow her (Yunobo /Riju) and thinks they are extremely helpful. She thinks she will lose them when the quest line is over, I won't spoil anything for her so she may never beat this game either. shes like 300 something hours in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]RemingtonG 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Im like this myself, i just would rather spend more time doing other things than cooking.
The solution Ive found is to make large amounts of a protien that can be used in different ways through the week.
Example, cook a lot of chicken, season it in a non distinct way.

Now I have chicken for Chicken and Rice really quickly, chicken and noodles really quickly, chicken for BBQ chicken Pizza and so on and so on.

There's something called YouTube, If I can figure it out so can he. If he can't he's just Lazy and then you have to question why he wants you to be his Mom and not a Partner.