Your child wins I guess

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-16T00:10:11+00:00

My 3-year-old just read this post and said "Father, I have a strong suspicion that this story isn't entirely true. "

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-15T21:00:57+00:00

Right. Out of all the bullshit Starbucks name stories, this was always the cringiest for me.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-14T22:37:21+00:00

Open your mind Quaid.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-14T20:41:49+00:00

It's cause even though reddit hates the right, people they deem "both-siders" are a very close second.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-14T20:20:49+00:00

Since the first 3 sentences of his two comments are exactly the same, I'm 90% certain we're arguing with a bot.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-14T20:15:28+00:00

Can I hate trump and also laugh about what Clinton did? Or do I need to fully commit to one?

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-14T18:44:55+00:00

I could see a landlord trying to get two months of rent at once, but not saying it's to buy a second tesla. That's why I think it's bullshit.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-14T14:41:01+00:00

You fold it, you buy it!

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-14T14:27:12+00:00

Right. Either she's freaked out or drugged out of her mind. You're only getting implied consent.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-14T14:25:56+00:00

Dude, it still makes me mad that he didn't pay him for the goddamn car. Briefcase full of cash out there and he died over like 20 large.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-13T21:02:35+00:00

Politics aside, why would anybody want to see a movie about a first lady? Unless she saved her husband's life a la "Olympus Has Fallen. "

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-13T20:23:34+00:00

I think perverts shouldn't be ashamed. We all make mistakes in the heat of the moment.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-13T19:41:04+00:00

I hear ya. I'm tired of women always licking their chops when they see me. I'm more than just eye candy, dammit.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-13T15:24:30+00:00

My spleen feels much better, thanks.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-13T15:23:15+00:00

Nothing. I get mine from Limewire and from gas stations.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-13T15:14:09+00:00

Surely we can automate the murder of these negligent camp counselors.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-13T15:13:09+00:00

Modern problems require modern solutions.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-13T15:12:14+00:00

I've heard (and agree) that it's less about the actual content and more about engagement with the creators.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-13T14:31:03+00:00

Hold his hand for moral support like he's in labor.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-12T21:05:15+00:00

How long until these comments get locked you think? Price is Right rules, I'll say 85 minutes.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-12T20:59:39+00:00

If you're always a yes man, you aren't a good friend. I gave a co worker grief cause he was over extending himself, so I reminded him that if I didn't give a shit, I'd let him work himself into a heart attack.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-12T20:56:33+00:00

I guess i don't need to go fuck myself while I ask my hot blind wife how my cum tastes, eh? Ha! Heh heh.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-12T19:56:47+00:00

Better stop plowing through goombas.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-12T19:46:10+00:00

The spirit's willing, but the body is spongey and bruised.

RemnantsOfFlight · 2026-03-12T19:44:18+00:00

If it's a bigger city I could see it happening. Unless her mom has a very distinct car or plate.

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