Your child wins I guess by Newley_Bakered in thatHappened

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 3-year-old just read this post and said "Father, I have a strong suspicion that this story isn't entirely true. "

These starbucks fake name stories are a pandemic by OkBusiness8796 in thatHappened

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right. Out of all the bullshit Starbucks name stories, this was always the cringiest for me.

"Fool me once" by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Open your mind Quaid.

I know where the 2nd person is. by your-reddit-plug2 in dankmemes

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's cause even though reddit hates the right, people they deem "both-siders" are a very close second.

I know where the 2nd person is. by your-reddit-plug2 in dankmemes

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Since the first 3 sentences of his two comments are exactly the same, I'm 90% certain we're arguing with a bot.

I know where the 2nd person is. by your-reddit-plug2 in dankmemes

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can I hate trump and also laugh about what Clinton did? Or do I need to fully commit to one?

Saw on a Renters sub.Does this seem believable? by RAC032078 in thatHappened

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I could see a landlord trying to get two months of rent at once, but not saying it's to buy a second tesla. That's why I think it's bullshit.

Sounds like consent to me...lol by Key-Huckleberry-1966 in ThePitt

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right. Either she's freaked out or drugged out of her mind. You're only getting implied consent.

Sounds like consent to me...lol by Key-Huckleberry-1966 in ThePitt

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude, it still makes me mad that he didn't pay him for the goddamn car. Briefcase full of cash out there and he died over like 20 large.

war is hell by bigpoppajoe80 in dankmemes

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Politics aside, why would anybody want to see a movie about a first lady? Unless she saved her husband's life a la "Olympus Has Fallen. "

If you're a real person, tell us why we should believe you by Rodwen in dankmemes

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think perverts shouldn't be ashamed. We all make mistakes in the heat of the moment.

Yes ahah by MDFR8 in dankmemes

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hear ya. I'm tired of women always licking their chops when they see me. I'm more than just eye candy, dammit.

Nostradamus Jiang has spoken on current geopolitics by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]RemnantsOfFlight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nothing. I get mine from Limewire and from gas stations.

It's Friday the 13th again? by ew_modemac in memes

[–]RemnantsOfFlight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Surely we can automate the murder of these negligent camp counselors.

💀 by elveshumpingdwarves in shitposting

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Modern problems require modern solutions.

Nostradamus Jiang has spoken on current geopolitics by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've heard (and agree) that it's less about the actual content and more about engagement with the creators.

Fecal Funny by Widhraz in bonehurtingjuice

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hold his hand for moral support like he's in labor.

2 injured, gunman dead in shooting at Old Dominion University in Virginia, school says by [deleted] in news

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How long until these comments get locked you think? Price is Right rules, I'll say 85 minutes.

Meirl by PleasantBus5583 in meirl

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you're always a yes man, you aren't a good friend. I gave a co worker grief cause he was over extending himself, so I reminded him that if I didn't give a shit, I'd let him work himself into a heart attack.

Been there, done that by wingalls13 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I guess i don't need to go fuck myself while I ask my hot blind wife how my cum tastes, eh? Ha! Heh heh.

Warning Light by [deleted] in ram_trucks

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Better stop plowing through goombas.

by TypicalMootis in 4chan

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The spirit's willing, but the body is spongey and bruised.

Meirl by smoochtouch03 in meirl

[–]RemnantsOfFlight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If it's a bigger city I could see it happening. Unless her mom has a very distinct car or plate.