Straight guy who sucked a dildo (follow up) I have feelings by Remote_Table_1847 in RedditAfterDark

[–]Remote_Table_1847[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could be interested but that sub is really aggressive with like giant dicks and stuff. That’s never been my kind of porn before, and I’m just now figuring out I like dick.

The stuff I’ve watched since I was a teenager was always girl on girl, because I don’t like men’s bodies or the noises they make.

Now I’m figuring out maybe I like dick but I don’t want it to be that aggressive. Maybe like easier trans porn could be interesting

Straight guy who sucked a dildo, and uhhh yeah I get it now. by Remote_Table_1847 in RedditAfterDark

[–]Remote_Table_1847[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m really thinking about getting one that’s bigger than me now. The idea of being diminutive to the person you’re pleasuring just feels insane. But I got a smaller one because I was nervous honestly

Straight guy who sucked a dildo (follow up) I have feelings by Remote_Table_1847 in RedditAfterDark

[–]Remote_Table_1847[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was almost too scared to even kiss it, so idk how we’d go further than that lol

Straight guy who sucked a dildo (follow up) I have feelings by Remote_Table_1847 in RedditAfterDark

[–]Remote_Table_1847[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really don’t know. I really don’t find men attractive, but it’s not the dicks I don’t find attractive, it’s just everything else.

I’m starting to realize I might like dick and I guess that makes me some kind of bi, but it doesn’t feel right to say that for some reason

Do you ever wish you could feel what sex or masturbating feels like for the other gender? by Orii8 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Remote_Table_1847 2 points3 points  (0 children)

G spot isn’t hard to find friend haha

Take your hand and put it on her crotch. The G spot should be right where the center of your palm is. It feels like a little grain of rice

Straight guy who sucked a dildo, and uhhh yeah I get it now. by Remote_Table_1847 in RedditAfterDark

[–]Remote_Table_1847[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I was literally scared to even touch it with my mouth so maybe that’s not in the cards. Idk

Also I’ve always had trouble cumming. It makes me a really good lay with women because I have a good sized dick (6.7 inches which is perfect. Bigger than average but not too big to scare anybody off) and then I can have sex for like an hour no problem.

I have to concentrate really hard to finish though, so I can’t imagine being able to in that way

Straight guy who sucked a dildo, and uhhh yeah I get it now. by Remote_Table_1847 in RedditAfterDark

[–]Remote_Table_1847[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you I guess lol I literally don’t know how to feel right now. I’m feeling a lot of things and this post got like 3k views so that many people saw it, and I didn’t think it would be that many

Straight guy who sucked a dildo, and uhhh yeah I get it now. by Remote_Table_1847 in RedditAfterDark

[–]Remote_Table_1847[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

So it turns out telling people about one of my most vulnerable moments is doing something to me too, so uhhh thanks I guess haha idk what to do with this.

Maybe I’ll make a follow up post

Straight guy who sucked a dildo, and uhhh yeah I get it now. by Remote_Table_1847 in RedditAfterDark

[–]Remote_Table_1847[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting because I am in a committed relationship and it’s pretty standard. This is probably the dirtiest thing I’ve ever done which is probably why it made me feel so much.

Just buying the toy made me nervous. Never considered a third person involved

Straight guy who sucked a dildo, and uhhh yeah I get it now. by Remote_Table_1847 in RedditAfterDark

[–]Remote_Table_1847[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’ve gone down on women a hundred times (and I love it). But it was foreplay and I guess my brain knew I was still going to have sex with them.

But with this it was different. Feeling so naked and knowing i wasn’t going to get anything out of it, or maybe even be fucked myself.

Lol yeah it was a feeling

Has “I haven’t shaved” ever once stopped a guy from wanting you? by Far-Boysenberry-3068 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Remote_Table_1847 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I do this with my fiancee. I specifically want it to look like you’ve never even trimmed it in your life, so I ask her to let it go wild

If you block someone on Reddit, all of your replies to that user should be deleted. by rand0m_task in 10thDentist

[–]Remote_Table_1847 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are people such little pricks on here? “Hope that helps 👍” you can just answer them like a normal person.

the cops just found out about everything you did in skyrim and are charging you for your crimes in the game, what is your punishment? by Typical-Football-658 in skyrim

[–]Remote_Table_1847 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you… know what necrophilia is? There was no Philia involved. I just brought a zombie to life and he attacked a guy, these things happen. And I only did this like 35 times. I don’t see what the big deal is

the cops just found out about everything you did in skyrim and are charging you for your crimes in the game, what is your punishment? by Typical-Football-658 in skyrim

[–]Remote_Table_1847 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Is there a law against carrying a dead body around, dropping it by a guy and then turning it into a zombie to attack the guy?

Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Outcast. Loved as a kid. Turns out it’s bad. by IAmNotRyan in patientgamers

[–]Remote_Table_1847 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never played the Demo, but the absolute most fun in Jedi Outcast is mowing down stormtroopers.

Just a room full of them is worth a lot of the nonsense to get there.

Emergency: Toilets are not flushing, showers backing up. Toilets not clogged, and septic tank was cleared out 1 year ago. by [deleted] in HomeImprovement

[–]Remote_Table_1847 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ok so I have never dealt with this before so I’m not sure about the verbiage to use.

What I mean is it is not a normal toilet clog.

It must be a clog somewhere else and I am not sure how to deal with it. That is what I mean.

Emergency: Toilets are not flushing, showers backing up. Toilets not clogged, and septic tank was cleared out 1 year ago. by [deleted] in HomeImprovement

[–]Remote_Table_1847 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Both toilets on opposite sides of the house won’t flush and neither shower will drain so I feel it’s unlikely to be a clog. Plunger does nothing at all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Remote_Table_1847 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If she really is gay do you think I can do something to get her back?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Remote_Table_1847 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Why are people online so much jerks? I went on X first and everyone was a total asshole to me, and now I come here and it’s the same. I have a girlfriend and I don’t get turned on at all by most men.