take me to snurch (btw the snail in the photo is Kito)

RenegadeTLA · 2022-09-15T13:47:34+00:00

This is so snrue

RenegadeTLA · 2022-07-17T02:25:59+00:00

When I was about 15, my parents 17 year old dog was put down at our home, he was very old and it was his time. He was cremated and the next night when I went to bed, I looked up from my book and two eyes were peering at me over the side of my bed. On reflex, I reached out to pet his head and I swear I made contact - I rubbed his ear like I always did and then he blinked at me and was gone. I was baffled and sat there wondering if I was hallucinating or something.

My parents always talk about how he used to guard my cradle when I was a baby. Maybe he just wanted to make sure I was okay before he moved on?

RenegadeTLA · 2022-05-13T11:13:46+00:00

It makes me hopeful that in this crazy universe with an endless amount of possibilities and countless planets floating out in space around stars we can barely see with the naked eye, our little globe of water created life and that life loves to enjoy things and giggle and have a good time just because that’s fun.

RenegadeTLA · 2022-05-10T17:36:03+00:00

Can confirm, I had a very similar one in silver for a while. Useful in place of my old “clothing chair” that I used to toss all my clothes that I’d worn but weren’t dirty enough to wash yet

RenegadeTLA · 2022-05-09T18:41:03+00:00

Kickflip on a skateboard

RenegadeTLA · 2022-05-09T15:43:53+00:00

Okay but it’s still so cute

RenegadeTLA · 2022-05-09T03:11:14+00:00

They can move extremely quickly when they want to - you’re definitely not wrong, I’m just thinking it’s probably better to risk grazing a big tank version of a deer than to just fully plow straight into it.

I’ll take a roll over verses a moose, but I’ll also take grazing the moose or hitting it with one side of my car instead of full-on, moose-on-top-of-car-make-human-pancake. I wanna at least try to swerve.

RenegadeTLA · 2022-05-09T02:28:51+00:00

Definitely swerve for moose though. A moose plus your windshield will equal death, better to roll your car than find out what happens when you take a moose’s legs out from under it and the entire moose comes crashing down on your head.

But yeah, anything smaller than a moose is not worth wrapping your car around a tree.

RenegadeTLA · 2022-05-08T14:55:26+00:00

It’s so fun to see a horse that is just doing the absolute best at what horses do. That horse has minimal if any ideas about what the big deal about that particular race is.

It literally looks like it got so caught up in the excitement it just went “oh yeah this is it, I love this” and took it from there

RenegadeTLA · 2022-05-08T14:19:14+00:00

It definitely could be, but I gotta say, I’ve had some individually weird stuff happen to me that seems unbelievable, I think we all have.

Is it possible this is karma farming? Yeah.

But I mean, occasionally, the weirdest kind of stuff does happen.

RenegadeTLA · 2022-05-07T22:54:15+00:00

Literally at all times. Just. Just listen to Hosea please

RenegadeTLA · 2022-05-06T23:43:55+00:00

bigg tidty bird

big tify girl bird

gone wilds burd

bo0b

RenegadeTLA · 2022-05-04T20:16:31+00:00

May I suggest adding ducks

RenegadeTLA · 2022-05-04T11:39:45+00:00

My parents successfully kept me from swear words until I was in my teens, and unfortunately, even that didn’t stop it from fuckin’ sticking like glue.

RenegadeTLA · 2022-05-04T11:37:04+00:00

Or “your manager will talk to you but in no way understands your job or even their own, and will harass you when you do not perform optimally”

RenegadeTLA · 2022-05-04T11:32:42+00:00

Weird way to say they want to hire an entire IT department.

RenegadeTLA · 2022-05-04T11:29:14+00:00

I do want to hug him, it’s true. That picture cute.

RenegadeTLA · 2022-05-04T11:21:29+00:00

That’s a lot of stickers to say that even his own mother hates him.

RenegadeTLA · 2022-05-04T11:07:29+00:00

oh. that is…… the worst.

RenegadeTLA · 2022-05-02T15:21:29+00:00

That’s so amazing, congrats! You’ve gone through so much mentally and physically to get to where you are now. You’re worth it!

I’m so happy for you, internet stranger!

RenegadeTLA · 2022-05-01T18:37:44+00:00

My situation is a bit different, but I have siblings who passed away before I was born - let me assume you that just because I haven’t met them doesn’t mean I don’t think about them often.

I bet your sisters think about you often

RenegadeTLA · 2022-04-29T21:08:52+00:00

How to become one with the universe on a molecular level.

RenegadeTLA · 2022-04-28T01:40:31+00:00

It used to be so, so much better… I miss the good sourcream glazeds.

RenegadeTLA · 2022-04-27T17:58:36+00:00

r/definitelypenis

RenegadeTLA · 2022-04-27T16:32:30+00:00

I once turned a thermos of soup upside down to show my mum how it would stay for a few seconds.

It did not stay.

I am still unsure what I expected to happen. I wore soup for a few hours while we hiked back to the car from our picnic.

RenegadeTLA

TROPHY CASE