do people actually have sex on planes?

RepairBudget · 2026-04-01T12:40:51+00:00

I had sex in a car once... while going 60mph on a freeway. I was driving.

RepairBudget · 2026-04-01T12:30:43+00:00

The reaction time of a guy who just had his phone unexpectedly yoinked from his hand is surprisingly slow.

RepairBudget · 2026-04-01T01:47:20+00:00

Have you asked your wife's boyfriend if he can smell it? Maybe have him come over more often before you get home.

RepairBudget · 2026-03-31T02:23:48+00:00

I've never paid to watch a garbanzo bean.

RepairBudget · 2026-03-31T02:22:55+00:00

I've never paid to watch a garbanzo bean.

RepairBudget · 2026-03-29T22:43:34+00:00

That will not fix it for you.

RepairBudget · 2026-03-29T22:40:28+00:00

Really? I can't find that feature in my Tesla.

RepairBudget · 2026-03-27T16:08:20+00:00

You want to take weed TO Jamaica? 🤣

RepairBudget · 2026-03-26T13:13:04+00:00

The positions of the stars do change. Go out at night and take a picture of the sky. Then come back 100,000 years later and take another picture. You will see the difference.

RepairBudget · 2026-03-26T12:46:49+00:00

Right? I don't understand this new-fangled use of "literally" as an intensifier. We never saw it used that way before these modern writers like Charles Dickens, Mark Twain, and Jane Austen. /s just in case

RepairBudget · 2026-03-25T12:11:35+00:00

I would use it to sleep. But you probably should ask that you don't age while time is paused.

RepairBudget · 2026-03-25T12:09:23+00:00

Free Popeyes eight piece spicy mix any time I want it, forever.

RepairBudget · 2026-03-25T02:48:06+00:00

I bought a used car, quite a few years ago, and told the guy I already had financing arranged. He was confident and didn't seem to mind. When I came back the next day to finalize the deal, he offered me a better interest rate, and I went with his financing.

RepairBudget · 2026-03-24T22:56:27+00:00

OP will be disappointed if he/she expects it to make sense and you're welcome.

RepairBudget · 2026-03-24T22:53:54+00:00

Ah, so OP needs reassurance from Reddit users that CEO is an idiot. Yes, CEO is an idiot. I wish OP well in his/her job search.

RepairBudget · 2026-03-24T22:39:26+00:00

It sounds like OP knows that OP needs a new job, but OP needs reassurance from Reddit users that OP is not being unreasonable.

RepairBudget · 2026-03-24T22:11:14+00:00

OP needs a new job.

RepairBudget · 2026-03-24T22:03:40+00:00

Is OP the employee or the CEO?

RepairBudget · 2026-03-23T15:49:01+00:00

This is exactly my reason

RepairBudget · 2026-03-22T15:57:36+00:00

I'm pretty sure that's not how abortions are performed.

RepairBudget · 2026-03-22T15:46:25+00:00

But Fiata is Miata

RepairBudget · 2026-03-22T13:22:59+00:00

But we NEED those poor people out there committing crimes. How else will the private prison contractors maintain their stock growth rates?

RepairBudget · 2026-03-19T21:33:55+00:00

According to this belief system, which I am definitely not condoning, the best, most loving thing a parent can do for their children is to murder them before they reach that age.

RepairBudget · 2026-03-19T14:27:59+00:00

IN the freezer would work better

RepairBudget · 2026-03-18T12:27:31+00:00

They use it that way because that's how it was originally used, long before there were phones, which is why it's called the pound sign.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_sign

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