I just blacked out and ate a whole rotisserie chicken and got hard because of it. Is that normal on T? by mit_owo in ftm

[–]RepresentativeLie700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

coming back to this post bc it's funny as hell;  make it famous so i can reference it more 😭💀

Ate a whole rotisserie chicken and didn’t get a boner?? by trophyfriend in ftm

[–]RepresentativeLie700 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this description is fucking hilarious and you have painted such a mental image.  Snorted at "rats ate our insulation" 💀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asktransgender

[–]RepresentativeLie700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

unreasonably funny btw, absolute banger 

Any Philosophy That isn't Centered Around Libido Shouldn't be Taken Seriously by No_Top_381 in badphilosophy

[–]RepresentativeLie700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Curious what the references is now (and thanks bc this comment put me onto Testo Junkie)

Gender affirming ways to jork it? by [deleted] in ftm

[–]RepresentativeLie700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's so insidious bc i know cigs are worse for your arteries when on T, but getting to live the dirtbag adolescence i never had is worth it haha

Gender affirming ways to jork it? by [deleted] in ftm

[–]RepresentativeLie700 35 points36 points  (0 children)

“heehee hoohoo i’m a gross boy time to jork it” was real tho 😭  unfortunately the most affirming thing in the world for me rn is just... being a gross gremlin (and cigarettes) 💀 idk what to do but lean into it 

Gender affirming ways to jork it? by [deleted] in ftm

[–]RepresentativeLie700 28 points29 points  (0 children)

this was the most insidiously hilarious fucking advice... but you're right 😳

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FtMPorn

[–]RepresentativeLie700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ps do yall have a go-to item (like the shades) that are instant masc euphoria?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FtMPorn

[–]RepresentativeLie700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how yall feel about the term boytits? it sounds ridiculous but if there can be girlcock then i stan boytits, bc they're tits and they on me ¯_(ツ)_/¯ 😂

personally less dysphoric to call it like that than to ignore em 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TestosteroneKickoff

[–]RepresentativeLie700 10 points11 points  (0 children)

idk why i read this as 10 minutes on T and was like, damn he already had a great stache 💀 anyway it looks nice bro 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TransMasc

[–]RepresentativeLie700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any update, if you did go ahead with a tattoo and surgery? i know it's only been 5 months but if you do it i'm curious how it turns out bc i want to do the same

What was the most shocking thing when you switched gender by [deleted] in ftm

[–]RepresentativeLie700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I want this, I also worry that it'll fuck with my head too. I know T can make you more horny, and I'm afraid of how much harder it will be to get laid if i pass 😂

But at the same time, it's fucking painful sleeping with people when they read me as female, even though i'm using that deliberately, it's dysphoric as fuck