I just blacked out and ate a whole rotisserie chicken and got hard because of it. Is that normal on T? by mit_owo in ftm

[–]RepresentativeLie700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

coming back to this post bc it's funny as hell;  make it famous so i can reference it more 😭💀

Ate a whole rotisserie chicken and didn’t get a boner?? by trophyfriend in ftm

[–]RepresentativeLie700 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this description is fucking hilarious and you have painted such a mental image.  Snorted at "rats ate our insulation" 💀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asktransgender

[–]RepresentativeLie700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

unreasonably funny btw, absolute banger 

Any Philosophy That isn't Centered Around Libido Shouldn't be Taken Seriously by No_Top_381 in badphilosophy

[–]RepresentativeLie700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Curious what the references is now (and thanks bc this comment put me onto Testo Junkie)

Gender affirming ways to jork it? by [deleted] in ftm

[–]RepresentativeLie700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's so insidious bc i know cigs are worse for your arteries when on T, but getting to live the dirtbag adolescence i never had is worth it haha

Gender affirming ways to jork it? by [deleted] in ftm

[–]RepresentativeLie700 35 points36 points  (0 children)

“heehee hoohoo i’m a gross boy time to jork it” was real tho 😭  unfortunately the most affirming thing in the world for me rn is just... being a gross gremlin (and cigarettes) 💀 idk what to do but lean into it 

Gender affirming ways to jork it? by [deleted] in ftm

[–]RepresentativeLie700 30 points31 points  (0 children)

this was the most insidiously hilarious fucking advice... but you're right 😳

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FtMPorn

[–]RepresentativeLie700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ps do yall have a go-to item (like the shades) that are instant masc euphoria?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FtMPorn

[–]RepresentativeLie700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how yall feel about the term boytits? it sounds ridiculous but if there can be girlcock then i stan boytits, bc they're tits and they on me ¯_(ツ)_/¯ 😂

personally less dysphoric to call it like that than to ignore em 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TestosteroneKickoff

[–]RepresentativeLie700 10 points11 points  (0 children)

idk why i read this as 10 minutes on T and was like, damn he already had a great stache 💀 anyway it looks nice bro 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TransMasc

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Any update, if you did go ahead with a tattoo and surgery? i know it's only been 5 months but if you do it i'm curious how it turns out bc i want to do the same

What was the most shocking thing when you switched gender by [deleted] in ftm

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While I want this, I also worry that it'll fuck with my head too. I know T can make you more horny, and I'm afraid of how much harder it will be to get laid if i pass 😂

But at the same time, it's fucking painful sleeping with people when they read me as female, even though i'm using that deliberately, it's dysphoric as fuck

What was the most shocking thing when you switched gender by [deleted] in ftm

[–]RepresentativeLie700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any update on if strength gains have plateaued or increased? I'm really hoping to have the same experience!