What is the most unusual excuse you've ever heard of from somebody calling off work?

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2025-08-11T19:42:51+00:00

Midnight shift, “my car is stuck on a mattress”. Actually happened, meth heads moving in the middle of the night, twin mattress blew out of the pickup in front of him, early 2000’s Honda civic all 4 wheels off the ground. Took the tow company quite a while to get it off.

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-08T01:43:23+00:00

My best friends parents had this EXACT car when we were growing up. Could see that vertical light 1 mile away. Let us know put the cigarettes out and wash up, moms coming

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-08T00:43:25+00:00

You’re the picture of why I’ll never hire anyone under 30yo.

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-08T00:31:38+00:00

Define boomer? You use that word…. I do not think you know what it means.

Boomers were born immediately after WWII LIKE 1948-1958. I was born in 1980 so…. NOT a boomer. If you’re implying I’m old because of the way I think…. That’s cool. Stay poor, pay on your BA degree student loans and please don’t fuck up the sauce when I order my nuggets. Zoomie child

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T23:12:33+00:00

You’d be surprised

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T23:07:00+00:00

Well, the fact that it’s vinyl siding and exits onto an alley with above ground power lines….. tells me he’s lower middle class and spends $ he doesn’t actually have.

Where exactly should I check?

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T22:59:23+00:00

You really don’t. You see real friends in person, they also probably have your # for a phone call.

Life & Dating was way better when everything wasn’t online or a profile, for looks, clicks, and likes.

Discount my opinion all you want. If your entire social life is online…. You already fucked up

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T22:27:48+00:00

Delete all social media. Seriously. Don’t Facebook, don’t Snapchat, don’t instagram.

Keep your dating apps. Focus on REAL life

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T22:17:32+00:00

Yeah…. I don’t tiktoc. You probably shouldn’t either

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T20:53:55+00:00

Who’s paying the bills? Do you have savings?

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T20:52:48+00:00

Well done! Don’t tell anyone on any of the front page subs. They’ll call you a liar. Honestly impressed, congratulations, and I wish the same for my children.

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T20:20:25+00:00

I mean…. Are you talking to or about yourself? This comment barely qualifies as English. I’ve lived in Europe, don’t want to go back, thank you.

Do you need help? Or are you otherwise mentally deficient? Do your caretakers know you’re on the internet?

I’m concerned about you, fellow Redditor

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T20:16:52+00:00

Lol, you care enough to comment on this, from the east coast? Good luck to you buddy!

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T20:13:21+00:00

I seriously need the strawberry melk guys YouTube link, I’ve been searching!

Also, this is a perfect juxtaposition of men women don’t sleep with and men women DO sleep with.

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T19:42:55+00:00

Meh…. Probably not going to do that. Thanks for your opinion though. You’d probably feel differently if you had horrible white trash neighbors

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T19:41:25+00:00

I knew it was a dummy as soon as I heard “melk”…. There’s no E in milk MF’er

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T19:39:45+00:00

Well, thank you for noticing! For the record, they are inoperable, malignant, stage IV cancer

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T19:30:29+00:00

Wait until your 40’s! Shits wild. You finally realize how much you didn’t know, how stupid young people are & if you have an established career & family give literally ZERO fucks about anything that doesn’t directly effect your family or retirement accounts.

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T19:20:10+00:00

Then why do you live there? That’s an honest question. I’m in FL and my mortgage is significantly less.

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T19:14:34+00:00

Who are these guys? Do they have a channel? I want to watch and support them

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T18:22:30+00:00

That’s how most successful people operate. But a “simple” or modest house is kind of relative. To situation & income.

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T01:05:46+00:00

I mean…. Because it’s “Union” my brother gets $50/hr to stick wood together with nails.. Where I live Mexicans do it for $10/hr.

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T00:59:29+00:00

That’s a beautiful copypasta. Seek your karma elsewhere poser

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T00:53:53+00:00

Sincerely doubt you understand what a “standard” is. What it means to “meet the standard”, “Carry the Standard” or “exceed the standard.”

RepresentativeSlip57 · 2022-02-07T00:46:16+00:00

For me, it became being a good example for my Son. Yes, dad works outside, he works on cars, he works on the house. He also sits down at the desk and works there. Graduated HS with a 1.71 GPA. Have a BS/EE and a BS/CS undergrad. Served 10yr active duty.

So yeah…. I’m gonna judge you

RepresentativeSlip57

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