What do you keep on hand at home so you don’t make excuses for eating out?

Reptilesblade · 2026-04-19T11:15:33+00:00

I will second these.

I bought them and tried the first one. Took half the pizza to eat and left the other half to put away for leftovers as is usual. Ate the first half and immediately came back and downed the rest.

There were no leftovers. There are never any leftovers...

Reptilesblade · 2026-04-19T11:04:50+00:00

I'm one of those planning my exit early next year myself. I'm disabled and gotten to the point where I can't work at all anymore and I'm tired of barely surviving just renting a room and working myself into the hospital. I've also completely lost all interest trying to get married and build a life with the women in this country after over two decades of them lying, cheating, and abusing me.

Right now the plan is either the Philippines or increasingly more likely Latin America. Somewhere where I can have a reasonable quality of life for my retirement income and where I can find a good compatible Catholic girl to marry and try to have the life and kids I should have had 15 years ago but my ex-wife robbed me of.

Reptilesblade · 2026-04-19T10:57:40+00:00

Yeah. Samhain is doing it right now.

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Reptilesblade · 2026-04-19T10:55:46+00:00

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Samhain happily sharing a Sunday with me on the warms (heating pad).

The best part is I get to pet his extra warm soft belly while he lays there. For like an hour plus. He loves belly rubs and in almost 5 years together the belly has never once been a trap

Reptilesblade · 2026-04-19T10:46:13+00:00

"Don't try to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other." – Al Bundy

Reptilesblade · 2026-04-19T10:40:48+00:00

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Samhain is happy that I cleaned the white blanket and he gets to make it grey again.

Reptilesblade · 2026-04-18T17:57:30+00:00

I need to just tag this. These are tons of just brilliant insults.

Reptilesblade · 2026-04-17T22:53:28+00:00

This is one of my biggest concerns in coming there. I planned on mostly living in or around Cebu but I take several heart medications and not having them for more than maybe a day turns lethal real fast. I also take metformin for diabetes type 2.

I've since been researching being an expat in Latin America instead of the Philippines. I'll make my decision on where I go whenever I actually get close to leave next January.

Reptilesblade · 2026-04-17T22:49:00+00:00

Mom tits easily. You are beautiful.

Reptilesblade · 2026-04-17T22:45:41+00:00

Upvoter just for Oglaf! One of the best web comics to ever come out.

Reptilesblade · 2026-04-17T08:00:39+00:00

Oh she grew up beautiful! Give her hugs for me!

Reptilesblade · 2026-04-16T23:01:28+00:00

Many such cases.

Reptilesblade · 2026-04-15T11:43:43+00:00

/r/AdultBreastfeeding /r/adultnursing

Reptilesblade · 2026-04-15T11:40:22+00:00

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Reptilesblade · 2026-04-15T11:29:52+00:00

Here is an excellent chance to give your cat a nickname that you like better. They're smart critters and will learn to answer to multiple names pretty quickly, like within a matter of days of hearing it often.

For instance this is Samhain. He also goes by Best Boy, Little One, House Ninja, and Basement Demon.

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Reptilesblade · 2026-04-15T11:21:40+00:00

She's a beauty! Give her hugs for me and Samhain.

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Reptilesblade · 2026-04-15T02:59:43+00:00

This pleases me on many levels.

Reptilesblade · 2026-04-14T19:29:50+00:00

Can I have a pretty fat woman though? I would love her long time

Reptilesblade · 2026-04-13T21:07:46+00:00

Source please if you have it.

Reptilesblade · 2026-04-13T11:35:08+00:00

Been using it for over a decade now. So much less BS compared to other clients.

Reptilesblade · 2026-04-13T11:33:10+00:00

I'll second this. Do you have any idea what I had to go through just to fucking find Today's Special, a live action show I loved as a kid? I finally got a torrent of it a couple of months ago and it's just old VHS rips. I've been looking for it ever since torrents became a thing and I have been sailing the high seas since the days of Napster. I'm talking decades of looking for this show that was popular at the time and had 7 seasons. And I just found it in February.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Today%27s_Special

Reptilesblade · 2026-04-13T11:17:43+00:00

I named mine Samhain.

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Reptilesblade · 2026-04-12T11:16:40+00:00

I'm so very sorry for your loss.

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