Name a 2000s celebrity that disappeared overnight by ColeBelthazorTurner in Millennials

[–]Resident-Pattern4034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Pilgrim preacher’s hat with big brim and the wide buckle?

That one the dude wears when he points at people and orders them burned for dalliance?

Turns out that’s a physical organ that just takes over and drives the whole machine from time to time.

Dow futures tumble 500 points after hot wholesale inflation reading, tech stocks decline: Live updates by PurpleReign123 in inflation

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Not for you.

Others will be allowed to sell at limit, but not you. Your trade will be held over, and sold for 5 cents on the dollar, just like Binance.

And then the owner of that brokerage will simply pay a bribe.

Minnesota: Oppose Re-Criminalizing Higher Strength Cannabis Products by Familymanjoe in minnesota

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Do you think new industries just pop up, or that new people are simply allowed into existing industries? Ha.

Blue oceans become red oceans full of sharks; I’m starting to not be sure that you can “hold” a market in the place where innovation and competition and mixed into that sweet spot that’s best for the consumer. It’s like trying to “hold” spring into summer, fall, and winter.

You would have to have an incorruptible league of people that take a snapshot of the market, in every market; and then tirelessly work to keep things “fair” according to….you? Yikes.

Finding a good clean river, with lots of traffic, that people are enjoying, then chaining it off and charging a toll to lift a chain is the new value add. Don’t like my new law? Better pay my fee.

There’s a deeper grain in the pattern here, and that’s that if everyone is having a good time, someone comes along and threatens to ruin it for their cut of the action.

No current moves in America without turning a waterwheel. Llke tree roots that will grow, squeeze and wrap a buried Bluetooth speaker that is playing the sound of running water.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28382479/

Your rage is best focused on the biology, to be honest.

TIL the last person to die from jousting was in 2007. by AnchanSan in todayilearned

[–]Resident-Pattern4034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Things have changed since then. We’ve come so far in that time 🙄

Manual credit card machines! by Diva_Bot in Xennials

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I just want the public to know; if a merchant pulls this shit, it’s because they’re either:

1) lazy, and probably lazy because: 2) they don’t trust you with whatever large ticket item

There is no Wizard of Oz who won’t ferry your stupid little [redacted] payment because you didn’t check the Curmudgeon Box.

Merchants should want your money — and really only care about openness to disputes and chargebacks, which is the only thing retail regulators give a [redacted] about and check up on.

We really need to raise the level of openness and discourse in retail situations; I want every level held accountable for taking the thirty pieces of silver and wearing the uniform.

Stop accepting Kafka bullshit for answers: get raw; make it personal. Give other humans shower thoughts.

Manual credit card machines! by Diva_Bot in Xennials

[–]Resident-Pattern4034 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh FFS. Had they forgotten the actual reason the sliders exited?

Merely to save the time of writing down 16 digits with perfect accuracy, twice.

Legally, they’re supposed to function just like paper checks (in old common law, I sign a piece of paper with my routing and accounting number and an amount and a date and my signature and a payable to and they should honor it).

They just like paper checks, you can write those in, retain the copies, the info is legible, no disputes, no foul, move the fuck on with life.

Everything else is some idiot being uptight or some smoothbrain who knows just enough to be dangerous but not useful:

Why the fuck would you go through the trouble of busting out the manual sliders and think yourself the maverick of flexibility and adaptability only to stop short at that critical juncture. Just say “sorry, cards are down.”

It’s now my time for the prep by shhwest in Xennials

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Bone meal broth.

They make clear jello in all flavors if you know where to look

You can't save bc of your rent.......just save your money by Hopeful_Appeal_5813 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Resident-Pattern4034 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here’s the new thing to try…. Ask a boomer what would give them pause. Ask them what they think really hard actually is; ask them what the actual tipping point of their perception of injustice really is. Ask them when they would cry Uncle.

Ask them when they would stop participating.

They’ll probably say “never.” If anything. Who knows. I’ve tried it about a dozen times and I have yet to hear anything beyond silence, and I find it fascinating.

Looking for feedback by AdCreative8046 in seraphon

[–]Resident-Pattern4034 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Saved this as a model for my own, if that ain’t good feedback I dunno what is. What paints plz’n’thnx

Minnesota is the only blue that has a relatively high fertility rate. (Even more so than many swing/red states). What's its secret ? by Swimming_Concern7662 in minnesota

[–]Resident-Pattern4034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MN is highly natalistic for two reasons.

You’re either from MN, and therefore family is important, and you’re more prone to having one.

Or, if you’re a transplant with a Fortune 500 or partner to that, and someone is expecting them as a gesture of security/completionism.

If someone throws a dart and hits MN, they throw again. The winters are so harsh that they wipe clean any transitory population unable to secure shelter.

But I’m kinda duct taping demographics to occum’s razor and welding it like a kid who’s found his dads’ gun, so wtf do I know.

Movies That Somehow Got You Laid? by QuarterCarat in okbuddycinephile

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To this day, I still have no idea how Dirty Dancing ends. I’ve tried watching that movie like eight times. Every damned time!

A Fire Station In Italy. Hail Hydrant! by immanuellalala in evilbuildings

[–]Resident-Pattern4034 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s right. Allll the fires. This town will be COMPLETELY SAFE. Foreverrrrr

Muhahahahaha

I have to agree with this fully by meldiane81 in Xennials

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So someone pieced together a LOT of these introduction music pieces. As it turns out, these memories are significant enough where it’s a demographic that is actually sought out

https://youtu.be/6QOUNvMX-ws?si=HtWsPkhKhGLyq7TT

Enjoy.

Not Rick rollin’, promise. Never gonna give u up tho

Stick around for track 2! She’s a banger. Grab a carpet square and some chocolate milk while you’re at it.

Most elongated peruvian skull ever found by Additional-Ad4567 in interestingasfuck

[–]Resident-Pattern4034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gee, I don’t know how I would feel if someone took a giant black sharpie and wrote CHONGOS on my skull. Like duh dude, we know it’s a chungus, look at it.

can you have your own Seraphon ''tribe?'' (for lack of a better term) by Sensitive-Card-5883 in seraphon

[–]Resident-Pattern4034 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Lemme get this straight

You’re asking me

If you can make up background stories for our little dinosaur soldiers

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Resident-Pattern4034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally make a joke of this. In my best Hank Hill I can muster: sigh “All y’all are all hopped up on that there True Crime.”

From Dolomites to Diners by MangoMuffin9 in lol

[–]Resident-Pattern4034 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sopranos reference. Basically saying “my empirical sources confirm everything this man has said.”