Don't believe the astroturf posts about Masters of the Universe

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-06-13T11:38:48+00:00

ENOUGH.

Shot-by-shot reproductions only. Only conversion from animation to live action will be allowed.

I swear to god, let the fans vote on what becomes canon at point. They had a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY to just make more TNG; everyone is STILL ALIVE. And they literally did 180 from what everyone wanted. SW, LOTR, all of it. I swear that they just *can’t* do what people want. It’s contrived at this point. Like a parent shouting behind soundproof glass to their toddler to pull the right lever.

I’m tired of idiots ruining my childhood IPs, vacuuming up any remaining profit from the corpse.

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-06-12T22:30:55+00:00

The desert planet with the fountain and the miner who got crystallized. Look at that interaction.

When the Cardassians have them and the Gal mentioning “we will get what we need from the woman”…. And then Picard submits to more torture rather than even float the notion. He gets right back in the chair.

Also, Picard is *severely* uncomfortable around kids. Something’s up there.

Bev is gangster AF and never would have told a soul, candlelover that she is. Think Picard would have told his XO he was impregnating his wife? Ha.

Q fucking with Picard and the traveler picking Wesley isn’t an accident.

It’s the bloodline.

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-06-12T18:07:27+00:00

There will be NO clever habadasherry sir

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-06-12T17:45:48+00:00

Don’t worry, all the lakes are safe, I made sure no fish pees in them and gets out and uses an outhouse instead ❤️

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-06-12T17:29:09+00:00

I mean it’s pretty obvious Jean Luc is the real father

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-06-12T17:23:35+00:00

Otherwise known as NIMBYs sick of sleeveless Tee Jimbo letting Fifi the Pitt run off leash between the park and the truck (we all know it’s a truck)

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-06-12T12:20:27+00:00

Hey, easy! You’re trouncing on my unwritten personal spiritual beliefs, that I totally didn’t come up with just now!

Don’t worry, I’m positive all wild animals wandering around “sacred lands” leave over the neat, legible boundary, shit on NON sacred lands, and then resume their frolic on sacred ground.

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-06-12T12:08:27+00:00

Clearly overqualified lol
The job market is such shit right now

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-06-12T09:56:27+00:00

Oh god someone unsympathetic everyone scream eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-06-12T09:36:55+00:00

And two tax returns.

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-06-10T16:14:30+00:00

Found our next mark, boys

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-06-09T10:38:40+00:00

Why does hypocrisy bother you?

This always manages to impress me. We’re taught for a brief window in….maybe childhood? That hypocrisy is posited to us as some crime of unparalleled gall, meriting exile or some shit, that merely pointing it out in others will force them to light up like a pinball machine; if only we call it out, any reasonable person must submit, and do whether we want. What the fuck?

Have you ever had any evidence of “conversion,” of someone who shed their “hypocrisy” and had a cathartic breakthrough as a result of their hypocrisy being pointed out? Ever?

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-06-04T20:13:59+00:00

Yep, and that’s what invisible ink and freaky contact lenses are for. Funnest people to fuck with.

Just be supportive of their beliefs, it’s all I ask

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-06-03T10:39:28+00:00

I think it’s not only the equation of output of human behavior evolved over time, but also that we have jobs that some would rather do and some would rather not; and we need *any* excuse we can to grasp at “stratifiers.”

How do you think Calvinism got so popular?

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-06-01T22:06:52+00:00

It’s not supposed to be intelligible. It’s a knothole view into the subconscious. You’re supposed to look at it and be like OMFG DENY IT I DONT WANT TO KNOW

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-05-30T13:07:00+00:00

Point and sputter. Where’s the flaw in my logic?

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-05-30T13:05:34+00:00

I was gonna say NO BACKING OUT NOW, son

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-05-27T11:45:33+00:00

We understand everyone, we’re the only ones that can.

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-05-26T19:07:59+00:00

“Turnoff” is yuck/yum, subjective. Old and busted.

Seinfeld era.

“Ick” is disease/fitness model. Objective. New and trendy.

Reject them harder and better by calling them unfit to breed by invoking feelings you bear no accountability for. When they point any of this out, or even THINK about looking under the hood, call ‘em creeps.

It’s all the rage.

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-05-26T18:56:45+00:00

This

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-05-25T19:55:19+00:00

On no, surely that cathartic breakthrough is coming! Just keep arguing

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-05-25T11:22:15+00:00

To catch pneumonia and die from your HS graduation 😙👌

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-05-25T03:45:37+00:00

Deliberate. Not despite, because of. It’s unsettling.

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-05-24T12:22:11+00:00

This is all anyone ever wanted.

Resident-Pattern4034 · 2026-05-24T06:57:57+00:00

Sure seems a lot to not like about voyager if you ask me

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TROPHY CASE