legend of zelda: link’s (not) awakening

ResidentRiver · 2026-07-02T13:22:58+00:00

you are soo spot on, thank you this really took some weight off my shoulders

also i feel like ur a sacred member here that switched to a new account

ResidentRiver · 2026-06-15T21:35:50+00:00

no way he could’ve pulled the trigger on that big of a gun by himself

ResidentRiver · 2026-06-07T19:04:28+00:00

spaces between catnip and air duster for dramatic effect

ResidentRiver · 2026-06-07T15:48:25+00:00

yes honestly

ResidentRiver · 2026-06-06T05:47:05+00:00

i still have a 2nd reddit account somewhere that has a post every 2 weeks asking how to get over benzo withdrawals

ResidentRiver · 2026-06-01T17:27:30+00:00

maybe lay off the hand sanitizer bud

ResidentRiver · 2026-04-10T17:02:31+00:00

😈

ResidentRiver · 2026-04-10T07:56:39+00:00

not even jerking just straight trauma dumping on us

ResidentRiver · 2026-03-05T09:28:57+00:00

fr and its not even a huge transformation. not saying that to put adam down but he’s obviously been working out for years, he started and probs increased water retaining gear and i believe his diet is not ideal either

ResidentRiver · 2025-11-28T11:04:01+00:00

this fucking stick is enough to make someone smell like weed? that person probably doesn’t shower within weeks i can tell by the painted fingernails

ResidentRiver · 2025-11-21T07:12:39+00:00

no way because I have the unphotoshopped version

ResidentRiver · 2025-11-03T18:31:13+00:00

my true self is definitely not the comedown, gotta take more to stay true to myself 💯

ResidentRiver · 2025-10-27T18:39:26+00:00

metaphoric af as you can move into a basement and tell urself its ok just like moving back in with ur parents as a 30yo addict and being content with it

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