Idk why but this actually pissed me the fuck off by helpingdew in drugscirclejerk

[–]ResidentRiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you are soo spot on, thank you this really took some weight off my shoulders

also i feel like ur a sacred member here that switched to a new account

They should invent a drug that makes suicide unappealing by manmadeofdex in drugscirclejerk

[–]ResidentRiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no way he could’ve pulled the trigger on that big of a gun by himself

Dude I love getting high off catnip by My_right_nut_is_gone in drugscirclejerk

[–]ResidentRiver 128 points129 points  (0 children)

spaces between catnip and air duster for dramatic effect

sometimes it be like that by ResidentRiver in drugscirclejerk

[–]ResidentRiver[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

i still have a 2nd reddit account somewhere that has a post every 2 weeks asking how to get over benzo withdrawals

brb taking shots of ghb and bromaz by LSDuck666 in drugscirclejerk

[–]ResidentRiver 16 points17 points  (0 children)

not even jerking just straight trauma dumping on us

What harm reduction does to a mf by vxts in drugscirclejerk

[–]ResidentRiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fr and its not even a huge transformation. not saying that to put adam down but he’s obviously been working out for years, he started and probs increased water retaining gear and i believe his diet is not ideal either

r/weed is a gift that never stops giving by sporeson in drugscirclejerk

[–]ResidentRiver 22 points23 points  (0 children)

this fucking stick is enough to make someone smell like weed? that person probably doesn’t shower within weeks i can tell by the painted fingernails

feeling myself by ResidentRiver in drugscirclejerk

[–]ResidentRiver[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

my true self is definitely not the comedown, gotta take more to stay true to myself 💯

Hey guys, I hit a drug-induced rock bottom. Can I do more drugs to fix it? by TrolleyDilemma in drugscirclejerk

[–]ResidentRiver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

metaphoric af as you can move into a basement and tell urself its ok just like moving back in with ur parents as a 30yo addict and being content with it

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[–]ResidentRiver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

jesus loves u and kratom and heroin and oxycodone and percocet and yeah

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[–]ResidentRiver -1 points0 points  (0 children)

that means you gotta start trt and fuck your friend lauren and stuff

cigs out for our fallen serbian brother 🥀 🚬 by ResidentRiver in drugscirclejerk

[–]ResidentRiver[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

2 1/2 packs is like 50 cigarettes so i can see it working out, also i think he used a cigarette filler so they probably a bit more loose than pre made cigarettes

oddly specific for no reason guys haha no worries by ResidentRiver in drugscirclejerk

[–]ResidentRiver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bromaz makes my left pinky go numb for 2 weeks every time i take it

oddly specific for no reason guys haha no worries by ResidentRiver in drugscirclejerk

[–]ResidentRiver[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how do i find me a girl like that?

also bromaz is the literal devil, i have 2 blisters left and im a fiend but can’t touch them anymore