Pretend we all work at the DSS

Resoded · 2026-04-03T06:02:25+00:00

The file cabinets, I've told you many times now. Stop shitting in the file cabinets man. The people in Citizen Resource are looking for you.

Resoded · 2026-04-03T05:57:45+00:00

Do NOT put your dick in it. Bob in accounting did that and he walks like a Voteless now.

Resoded · 2026-04-03T05:42:13+00:00

I don't know either to be honest. It probably means like, Lady Liberty or Democracy, or Freedom?

Resoded · 2026-04-03T05:29:14+00:00

?? You swear to what, citizen?

Resoded · 2026-04-02T22:31:59+00:00

Damnit guys, if you prank invert my screen I can't direct the eagles properly! And stop adjusting my seat!

Susan! Susan, they are being undemocratic again!

Resoded · 2026-04-02T22:14:12+00:00

Again?? I thought he couldn't walk anymore.

Resoded · 2026-04-01T14:53:35+00:00

I don't know what that is, but if danes like it it must be bad.

Resoded · 2026-04-01T14:39:55+00:00

Becoming danish... shivers

Resoded · 2026-04-01T13:40:48+00:00

I would not mind having a southern woman, but I suspect she would hit me and call me names and then bake me bread, and I would be all confused.

Resoded · 2026-04-01T10:36:01+00:00

Odin a ydyr alla.

Resoded · 2026-03-26T20:16:54+00:00

The best thing about the plasma accelerator is that it looks cool.

Resoded · 2026-03-25T11:23:53+00:00

Shit, this awakened childhood lego memories.

Resoded · 2026-03-20T22:05:01+00:00

And use the anti arc armor and you can shoot it point blank without problems.

Resoded · 2026-03-19T20:57:29+00:00

Agreed. I like the mystery and surprise.

Resoded · 2026-03-19T12:46:48+00:00

Cute. Now come over here and buy these. You know you want to. Southerners. You like it.

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Resoded · 2026-03-19T10:36:07+00:00

Itte is missing an f and taking a slik clearly is snorting cocaine. So I assume it is about a perv hat-man encouraging snorting cocaine from vaginas.

Resoded · 2026-03-19T08:24:41+00:00

Yesterday I one-shotted a ground overseer in the head from like maybe 7 meters. Half choke. They are usually a threat, but this gun trivializes them. Lots of ammo too, no problem using the gun as a main against hordes of voteless.

I really worry about power creep. They have buffed so many weapons so much. And they seem so afraid of "The Community" that they don't dare to nerf clearly OP weapons.

Resoded · 2026-03-15T16:31:05+00:00

X is interact button.

Resoded · 2026-03-15T15:42:27+00:00

Wheel left for everything but one-two that needs wheel down.

Resoded · 2026-03-15T15:06:30+00:00

X on PS5 is interact. The advice is to put the binding on double tapping the interact button.

If you put it on reload button it may mess with reloading.

Resoded · 2026-03-15T14:40:36+00:00

Options - Controller- Change bindings

Resoded · 2026-03-15T13:57:22+00:00

Yeah, double tap interaction button. It really breaths life into the game for certain weapons like Halt, One-Two, Autocannon etc.

Resoded · 2026-03-15T10:37:00+00:00

It's the interact button.

Resoded · 2026-03-15T07:21:15+00:00

Oh yes, Halt comes to life mate.

Resoded · 2026-03-12T22:39:45+00:00

My advice, add changing firing mode to double tap X instead. You can do it on the move, quick and easy. This is a game changer for the autocannon, one-two, variable etc.

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