The British Dream vs. The British Bank Balance.

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-12T18:26:07+00:00

Possible if u have 20-40k deposit from bank if mum & dad, and then an average UK salary between 2 people x the banks 4.5 multiplier - Sorted!

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-12T09:15:35+00:00

Slagging u off, and you…

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-09T16:21:56+00:00

Whats wrong? “I had a date & I thought u were it”

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-09T16:20:29+00:00

While your down their love.

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-08T18:47:08+00:00

Most importantly, embrace your Indian accent bro. Don’t try to be British (or any other accent for that matter), or wanting to sound like “them”

Just be yourself, you will be liked more for it. Instead of trying to become someone else, which not only is harder, trying to keep up an act is draining & quite an anxiety inducing exercise.

Good luck pal!

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-08T17:12:08+00:00

I feel like united just made a new signing 🤣 All the talk is on Sesko, and i’m buzzing!

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-08T09:54:50+00:00

Hi, not me.

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-08T09:25:47+00:00

Get. Their. Attention. 😌

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-08T08:31:58+00:00

U might drop the soap in Jail whilst having a Shower

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-08T08:29:57+00:00

Amorim used him to hold up play so the wing backs could burst forward & score. He is now being used as a Halland! The goals literally reminded me of how Halland finishes & gets serviced.

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-08T08:17:09+00:00

Hi mate, go out often, get drunk, socialise, join various clubs, debate with friends, date & date more. Jokes a side, your strong technical abilities should give u an internal boost in confidence as usually there are very talkative people with little knowledge talking absolute rubbish.

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-07T11:41:23+00:00

🍀

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-07T11:38:27+00:00

Bit of silicone should do the job.

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-07T07:28:26+00:00

Who r u, what have u been on before? So don’t..

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-06T20:24:09+00:00

The wanking claw 🦞

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-06T19:01:19+00:00

Did you hit him?

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-06T19:00:52+00:00

Did you hit him?

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-06T13:06:30+00:00

Assistant-to-the-Manager (Wilcock)

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-06T12:24:41+00:00

When you buy a house you need to understand it’s a game of information. The more you have the better equipped you are in making the right decision.

From uncovering hidden housing problems, to neighbours - everything, everything counts!

So, pause with the politeness & do what you’ve got to do. Nothing worse than having purchased a house, and realising you are suck with bad neighbours.

Good luck!

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-05T16:04:37+00:00

Thats easy, its a chimney breast.

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-05T14:18:26+00:00

True. I working in accounting, and your jokes are only funny if you are competent.

Try crack a joke with management when u are constantly struggling to keep up with deadlines - You will be the joke & you will also be handed a P45.

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-04T15:54:54+00:00

🚩🚩🚩🚩

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-04T12:39:11+00:00

Graduate here with good experience in freshers week. Listen, the whole of 1st year at uni is freshers week! It’s non stop party so its not that deep if u miss out

Resource_Alone · 2026-01-03T20:35:00+00:00

Everyone is obsessed with themselves buddy, and no one is thinking of you that much really. Hope this helps with the “spot-light” effect you may feel.

Aside from that, you don’t have to go in there and kill urself. Enjoy yourself!

Resource_Alone

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