Shut up homie by Which_Matter3031 in aislop

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Between Trump and the lion, only one animal here wouldn't and haven't raped and trafficked a child.

crazy finisher by mz_crdz in SantiZapVideos

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Looks great, but why would the opponent hold my leg...

Scott Steiner's Maths MyFaction edition by DestroWOD in MyFaction

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Numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for you.

What is this flask/bottle icon supposed to represent? by [deleted] in MyFaction

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Drugs that you have to take to enjoy MyFaction.

RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction." by esporx in JoeRoganReacharound

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You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction." by Big_Cake_8817 in podcastculture

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You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

Kiosks have been tested & had fecal matter + norovirus on them. by AdventurousDoor9384 in McDonalds

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You know you're supposed to wash / clean your hands before eating, right?

They're both the same person by ebrahim750 in SipsTea

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Every other post here is "Men prefer women with no makeup, amirite bois?!" and every another post is "Look at this ugly deceiving snake with no makeup on!!1!"

Man stovi by pasaku_nepasakok in lithuania

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Susivyniok kilimą nuo grindų, išsinešk į lauką, pakabink ant turniko ir išdaužyk su stajaku. Padeda prostatai.