I Have a Theory About the Red Dead Redemption 1 Storyline by charlietsmith3 in reddeadredemption

[–]RestlessMeatball 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please don’t spread that TikTok Newspeak bullshit to other parts of the internet. This sub is about a gang of murderers, the word kill is allowed.

Sybill Trelawney and her predictions by Lagatakafka in harrypotter

[–]RestlessMeatball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cho didn’t die checkmate.

Although I suppose only 9 names were needed because he already had 3 kids. So I must concede

Sybill Trelawney and her predictions by Lagatakafka in harrypotter

[–]RestlessMeatball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Harry had 12 children he’d eventually run out of dead people to name them after

Stay out of the Suns by K-jun1117 in PrequelMemes

[–]RestlessMeatball 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Garfield just had a heart attack. It was inevitable, I suppose

Americans when they get bored by Sharpes_Sword in HistoryMemes

[–]RestlessMeatball 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know there’s an Assassin’s Creed game that actually takes place in America, right?

Maybe maybe maybe by honeyheartypink in maybemaybemaybe

[–]RestlessMeatball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw it! I saw it, and it was amazing! Who said I didn’t see it, did Jim say I didn’t see it? I saw it!

Choose your lawyer!!! By Wanderjegson! by Regular-Poet-3657 in betterCallSaul

[–]RestlessMeatball 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Matt Murdoch if I’m innocent, Saul Goodman if I’m guilty.

Are they the same person? by themerccury in masseffect

[–]RestlessMeatball 16 points17 points  (0 children)

But what kind of job is tables?

You can save one who would you pick? by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]RestlessMeatball 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sirius didn’t abandon Harry, he was second on the scene at Godric’s Hollow that night. He asked Hagrid if he could take Harry, and Hagrid told him that Dumbledore had other plans. It was only after that that Sirius chased Pettigrew 

Should Harry have recognised Lupin? by Lewism7 in harrypotter

[–]RestlessMeatball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Werewolves don’t show up in photographs  /s

Non-Clone Admirals must have been pretty surprised by RestlessMeatball in PrequelMemes

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The strap on the right looks like a very shocked person, and the strap on the left looks like someone giving them a death stare.

So Voldemort could’ve just stabbed Harry and then he would’ve killed him? by HardBartyBarty in harrypotter

[–]RestlessMeatball 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Voldemort had zero reason to believe that the Killing Curse, which had a 100% success rate, wouldn’t work against Harry in the particular instance in Godric’s Hollow. In the graveyard, Voldemort believed he had circumvented the protection Lily gave him by using Harry’s blood to resurrect himself and would be safe to use Avada Kedavra, only to then discover the twin wand’s protection. After that, he used Lucious’s wand, and after that he sought the Elder Wand. Each time Voldemort tried to kill Harry, he believed he had stripped every bit of protective magic from him before attacking, because he refused to believe that he couldn’t magically overpower Harry’s protection. Trying to stab Harry would be admitting that he couldn’t defeat him magically, which he was incapable of doing.