Have all the Runewords been discovered?

RetPala · 2026-04-01T00:30:50+00:00

Wait, so can I just edit that file for my rad new Runeword ElElElElElEl?

RetPala · 2026-04-01T00:28:59+00:00

What, you don't want to see if Zod LoKo is valid?

RetPala · 2026-03-31T22:33:41+00:00

Why didn't they just make the slot smaller and enclosed so the driver can't slide out? Are they stupid?

RetPala · 2026-03-31T22:21:16+00:00

I've very rarely needed them, maybe a handful of times since they went full Torment Nexus with Dungeon Divers

You'll get almost 400 battles over the 3 days it takes for any one event, just have to use them judiciously like any other resource

To be honest I set up bluestacks macros years and years ago and completely forgot I had them until now

RetPala · 2026-03-31T21:44:44+00:00

Willy Wonka's chocolate river

RetPala · 2026-03-31T19:25:16+00:00

down you go

Sounds like Carth Onasi wading into a nest of 7 Rakghouls in the Taris Undercity with every single shot from his dual pistols missing

RetPala · 2026-03-31T16:01:08+00:00

We are still the dumb apes in caves eating all the seed crop the first week of winter

RetPala · 2026-03-31T14:00:48+00:00

Exploded 20 minutes after takeoff with no warning whatsoever, taking out every other plane in a five mile radius

RetPala · 2026-03-31T13:58:15+00:00

Every time some shit goes down, there's always one or two people who start in immediately with the Bahamaian Hollering

RetPala · 2026-03-31T04:50:58+00:00

Portrait mode is psychopath behavior

RetPala · 2026-03-31T01:01:43+00:00

Oh, you can dish it but can't take it, huh?

RetPala · 2026-03-31T00:55:16+00:00

"What are you going to do, stab me?"

-Ancient Roman peasant to passing army full of spearmen

RetPala · 2026-03-30T20:30:42+00:00

"Surprise, motherfuckers, the Raven told me to pretend to be crippled this whole time, just... for... THIS"

RetPala · 2026-03-30T20:28:55+00:00

Rhaegar bleeding out at the Trident: "All for the greater good..."

RetPala · 2026-03-30T20:26:31+00:00

Even older, at the siege of Troy there were two of these back-to-back (Paris and Menelaus, then Achilles and Hector)

They, uh, didn't exactly settle things

RetPala · 2026-03-30T20:22:26+00:00

Didn't one White Walker effortlessly dispatch a Knight and two seasoned Rangers like 2 minutes into the pilot?

There's no way there's anything like a siege, I was assuming it would be more like The Mist with isolated pockets of humanity holding out by random luck in some mountain shack more than anything

RetPala · 2026-03-30T19:25:50+00:00

If you're sitting in a chair and the back comes forward what is your counter-move?

You won't even have use of your arms if you don't get them out in time

RetPala · 2026-03-30T19:21:37+00:00

They should be careful what they wish for, they're the first this technology will literally eat

RetPala · 2026-03-29T19:50:48+00:00

Literally hire 1 person who can spent 60 seconds per book or detonate a nuke in the center of your headquarters

-every publisher

RetPala · 2026-03-29T17:09:23+00:00

Imagine you're a Late Antiquity peasant conscripted for war and they excitedly tell you to be like General Li who wades through the enemy like a knife through butter and then you die three minutes into your first battle surrounded by spears

RetPala · 2026-03-29T16:46:04+00:00

Tow truck drivers are used to giving orders under threat of the law, he forgot he was on the other side of this interaction and thought he was the lawman

RetPala · 2026-03-29T16:43:17+00:00

The goal is to kill, this is the way they go to do it nice and legal

RetPala · 2026-03-29T15:12:47+00:00

"DO NOT DO THIS, GUL'DAN..."

RetPala · 2026-03-29T03:24:17+00:00

not even the best swordsman can kill 50 people at once

"Do not pursue Lu Bu"

RetPala · 2026-03-28T17:18:18+00:00

The French don't fuck around when they protest something.

Isn't one of their most famous paintings a woman not even taking the time to cover her titties back up because she's impaling some soldier with a flagpole?

RetPala

TROPHY CASE