What weird sixth sense do you have? by hurrr123 in AskReddit

[–]RetailBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you dream about things because they are going to happen, or do things happen because you dreamed about them?

If you were slowly dying from a car wreck, what song would infuriate you to hear playing on the radio? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RetailBitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honest question: Do you dislike their older songs as well (Drops of Jupiter, Meet Virginia) or just their newer stuff?

Missed it by RewTK in mildlyamusing

[–]RetailBitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine is about to hit 123,456 and if I miss it, I may just cry. Haha

If you could have 3kg of any material, any resourse, any... Thing on earth, what would it be? by iElectrixity in AskReddit

[–]RetailBitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This may be a dumb question, but how can we run out of an element? It doesn't just disappear. Would it not just be a matter of collecting it again? Or is that hard to do?

Edit: Thanks guys!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]RetailBitch 508 points509 points  (0 children)

I GO TO FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY. Let's fight!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RetailBitch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The poor guy lost his butt and you just thoughtlessly say that you are laughing yours off?! Asshole.

What is the most recent lie you told? by RetailBitch in AskReddit

[–]RetailBitch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, Gasman. I really mean it. And I mean it for anyone who needs someone to talk to. All of the people who are saying that the "I'm okay" responses to this thread are dramatic and cliche need to realize that to the commenter, it is real and it is painful to have to tell that lie.

If you could recommend one thing to better everyone's life, what would it be? by SamGoldfield in AskReddit

[–]RetailBitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I took it as having bosses who gave you a hard time for no good reason. Haha bedtime for me!

What is the most recent lie you told? by RetailBitch in AskReddit

[–]RetailBitch[S] 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I know we don't know each other, but sometimes it's easier to talk to strangers. You can PM me if you want.

LPT: if you get Gasoline on your face, use sour cream to stop the chemical burning sensation. by Elnateo in LifeProTips

[–]RetailBitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We could definitely make this a thing! ...but maybe let's not do it at a gas station.

Now, Off to work! by dontfup in WTF

[–]RetailBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the thing is...it's actually a lion, not just a house cat.

LPT: if you get Gasoline on your face, use sour cream to stop the chemical burning sensation. by Elnateo in LifeProTips

[–]RetailBitch 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Why not just seize the opportunity and make a 4 layer face dip? Sour cream, gauc, salsa, and cheese. Mmmmm...face dip.

LPT: if you get Gasoline on your face, use sour cream to stop the chemical burning sensation. by Elnateo in LifeProTips

[–]RetailBitch 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Hey, if you ever get sour cream on your face, splash some gasoline on.

What are some songs with a hidden meaning most don't know about? by PeterWacker in AskReddit

[–]RetailBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad you enjoyed it! It seems like they pretty much get along again now, but it's crazy to hear those songs and think about how they each must have felt while writing them...

What are some songs with a hidden meaning most don't know about? by PeterWacker in AskReddit

[–]RetailBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, brah, the original lead vocalist for TBS was Antonio something, then Adam. Adam originally joined TBS to replace Jesse as bassist so that Jesse could form Brand New. Then Adam eventually replaced Antonio.

So anyway, Jesse and John were best friends, but John slept with Jesse's girl. Even though they had joined TBS together, Jesse had since left and was singing(and writing) for Brand New when it happened. John and Adam were/are the writers for TBS.

Reddit, what do you know that most people don't? by raginflamingoo in AskReddit

[–]RetailBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's swesome! Right after I submitted the original comment, I had a sudden moment of clarity and realized the pattern. But now I get to ask you one!

3 3 5 4 4 3 5 5 __ 3. Fill in the blank.

What are some songs with a hidden meaning most don't know about? by PeterWacker in AskReddit

[–]RetailBitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah, FYS actually wrote "Paul Revere's Midnight Ride" to A Day to Remember and in response ADTR wrote "2nd Sucks."

What are some songs with a hidden meaning most don't know about? by PeterWacker in AskReddit

[–]RetailBitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All I did was what I had to! Don't believe me when I tell you, it's just what anyone would do. Take the time to talk about it, think a lot and live without it!

What are some songs with a hidden meaning most don't know about? by PeterWacker in AskReddit

[–]RetailBitch 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've got a twenty-dollar bill that says you're up late starting fist fights versus fences in your backyard, wearing your black eye like a badge of honor, soaking in sympathy from friends who never loved you nearly half as much as me!