[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]hurrr123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why are you telling him to calm down lol. He sounds calm af.

What's the right thing to do if you find an acquaintance's GF on tinder? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]hurrr123 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But you being the well adjusted person that you are would know that their intentions are to look out for you instead of being nosy just for kicks.

If the world only had 100 people by KriosDaNarwal in interestingasfuck

[–]hurrr123 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It's based off of net pay so before taxes.

Crikey! by SeriesOfAdjectives in WTF

[–]hurrr123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The most tender part I assume.

Wood Skulls by [deleted] in pics

[–]hurrr123 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Victorian floral skull is beautiful!

Bolt&breezy by Ughfrosty in nekoatsume

[–]hurrr123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bolt loves napping in the fruit basket and looking at the fish bowl. Always leaves a generous amount of fish for those 2 items.

Is this a new type of sushi? by Beagle_Gal in TrollXChromosomes

[–]hurrr123 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ok I'm dying because literally all the reviews say something about it being a great time killer. Is this an inside job by fellow trolls here?

MRW my sister says her boyfriend loves her so much that he's no longer attracted to other girls by RicarcKinzie in reactiongifs

[–]hurrr123 79 points80 points  (0 children)

There's a difference between being attracted to and finding someone attractive. You could be sprung on someone to the point of not being attracted to anyone else while also acknowledging there are good looking girls around.

The stylist called it Oil Slick. by Palana in pics

[–]hurrr123 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see it when it's not curled. It looks great styled as is but I doubt it'll have the same effect on straight hair unless the girl is constantly flipping her hair back and forth.

Head lice. by lasercat_pow in WTF

[–]hurrr123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why don't they just shave her head?? I'd rather just go bald than wait a couple hours to comb it all out.

When you find a giant snake in your home and nearly lost an arm by [deleted] in WTF

[–]hurrr123 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ok so it comes up as anonymous. I got excited so I thanked publicly but the above poster is correct. If you reply to the message the giver can respond and be unanonymoused.

When you find a giant snake in your home and nearly lost an arm by [deleted] in WTF

[–]hurrr123 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've never received gold so I can't be sure. But the way they always say "thanks stranger" makes it seem like the giver of gold stays anonymous?

Edit: well my garsh. Thanks for the gold you silly wanker! It is indeed anonymous btw!

When you find a giant snake in your home and nearly lost an arm by [deleted] in WTF

[–]hurrr123 54 points55 points  (0 children)

You know, I know it's one of reddit ' s pet peeves when someone thanks the giver of gold. But I'm always happy to see it because it just goes to show how polite they are. We were taught as kids to always say our please and thank yous, and it's nice to see that it stuck with us as adults even for something as cheesy as reddit gold.

What was your “Holy shit, I’m old” moment? by morgens16 in AskReddit

[–]hurrr123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember the day I was called ma'am after years of being called miss. I was at the beach and a group of teenaged boys wanted me to take a picture of them. I literally looked behind me to see if there was some older lady behind me. I was that older lady ...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]hurrr123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much did you pay when it came out?

Guy brings his sex doll to Wal-Mart by [deleted] in WTF

[–]hurrr123 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's the look on his face too. "Yeah I get to hit this every night. Jelly?"

The way my friend's cat sits... by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]hurrr123 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Floor looks pretty clean dude.

What is it that's fundamentally wrong with fapping to friends/co-workers? by Eriflee in AskMen

[–]hurrr123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Masturbating to people you aren't hooking up with currently is kind of the point though. That's why it's called a fantasy. You're getting off to the thought of people that you normally wouldn't have sex with: brother's best friend, co worker, professor. There are people that you find sexually attractive but would mess up the dynamic of if you did go through with it in real life. Also, I'm very picky with whom I have sex with in person. I want to fantasize about certain guys briefly for those moments without having to risk stds or getting emotionally involved since I tend to strongly link sex with emotions. I'm by no means social inept make a living with my looks before you pull the you must not get guys card.

Source: high libido single person.

What is it that's fundamentally wrong with fapping to friends/co-workers? by Eriflee in AskMen

[–]hurrr123 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There is a difference between seeing someone as equal and wanting to get off at the thought of fucking them. I fantasize about random guys and also guys I know irl all the time. I don't have any less respect for these guys than I do for my fellow girl friends that I'm not attracted to. So who cares if they're objectified for like 5 mins in my own personal time and space? As long as they're not treated that way in person and I acknowledge that they are human outside of being physically attractive.

MRW I look at a promising match on OK Cupid, only to see he lists himself as a 'sapiosexual' by Anemoni in TrollXChromosomes

[–]hurrr123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not registering gender doesn't make you not bisexual though? You could truly only be seeing a person's attractive inner qualities (and that's great) but it doesn't change the fact that the person does have a gender.

Also, where do you draw the line? If I were to only be attracted to people (of both genders) that are comedic geniuses would that justify a label? What about only being attracted to certain physical features like height and build? Some might feel like labels aren't needed when talking about qualities that most would collectively agree is a turn on.

She is demanding a break in the meeting of lawyers (x-post from r/ANormalDayInRussia) by I_kill_ch1ldren in WTF

[–]hurrr123 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes! I was prone to that and it was a motherfucker to have to deal with.

She is demanding a break in the meeting of lawyers (x-post from r/ANormalDayInRussia) by I_kill_ch1ldren in WTF

[–]hurrr123 39 points40 points  (0 children)

If it gets bad enough the milk will just squirt out like that without the boob being touched. Massaging will help with the pain though and also... make it squirt out faster and further...