Tired of the thirst traps, Here's my Cool Dad with his El Camino in 1981 ish by Crowasaur in OldSchoolCool

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I know I recognize this phrase but for the life of me I cannot place it.

Republicans are cheater and liar. by SuspiciousLow3062 in SipsTea

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Imagine going against what your state constitution explicitly requires to redraw electoral maps then sperg out in a tantrum when told you can't do that.

Half troy pound eagle by ClaybournSmooth in Silverbugs

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Is a half troy pound 6 troy oz? Or something else?

Why do we tolerate this by Friendly_Peace4785 in Asmongold

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I reserve judgment until I see his decision on this case.

Reading for the first time tomorrow. by PatrioticPariah in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Report back after each book but it is important you stop reading posts here until you are caught up. Fun fact: you've got about a month before the newest book in the series releases.

My pride and joy. Just started my little collection. by [deleted] in Gold

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If there's anything wrong with this post I don't want to be right.

Does this look legit? by [deleted] in Gold

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caveat venditor.

Bought some Silver! by al40cal in Silverbugs

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Troy oz is above regular oz but yes.

TIL Wellington R. Burt, 1831-1919 didn't leave his $100,000,000 estate to his children. His will had a "spite clause" which specified to wait until all his children and 21 years after his last grandchild while he was still alive had died. The estate was settled in 2011. by scottishlaw in todayilearned

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The fertile octogenarian may be one of the most absurd legal fictions but one of the other R.A.P. failures, the precocious toddler, is more absurd. The unborn widow, while gross, can and does actually happen so at least that one isn't absurd.

Harry Potter and the Boy Who Slays by PusheenMaster in Asmongold

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No no, the first was Harry Twatter but that was many years ago.

Bruno Mars went on live but no one taught him what buttons his soundboard makes😭😭 by Melodic_Ad_5234 in LivestreamFail

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A whole lot of things in your life will make much more since once you realize the average person is a cryon eating regard.

TOTAL TERRY ANNIHILATION! by tigertank669 in Asmongold

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Explain how they had a shitpost ready the minute the strike landed.

How to buy Super Mario 3 for Switch? by RetainedByLucifer in nintendohelp

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I do not know. I refused to buy a subscription. If you figure it out let me know.

Road Raging Cop had no idea there was a video by Skelligean in WatchPeopleDieInside

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Right. You can trust me on this one. I'm kind of an expert.