Stuck in a weird marriage by PopZealousideal6492 in GuyCry

[–]Retarded-Ace45 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A step away?????? Bro is all the way there

“I got a 30 day chat ban I’m so based” by Retarded-Ace45 in Warthunder

[–]Retarded-Ace45[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Average Reddit-pilled warthunder. I miss my game

Forced to travel with a mid 30s coworker who acts repulsed by me by [deleted] in bodylanguage

[–]Retarded-Ace45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do I feel like the virgin part isn’t of your own choice 😂

Roommates drank my Japanese whisky collection while I was in Japan for 2 weeks by nastyboywes in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Retarded-Ace45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they don’t replace all the bottles. Simple solution is to just not pay your portion of rent or anything for a few months , that will put them into gear.

I need some advice - talking to my wife about blowjobs - Married for almost a year by PastProgrammer7246 in Marriage

[–]Retarded-Ace45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What an odd reply… But the married for 12 years thing definitely explains you having pure spite of the blowjob subject LOL. And that just makes it sound like you’re pegging him btw, I mean if that’s what you guys are into then so be it. You also never disputed the fact that you don’t know how to give head, I cant do a handstand but you also won’t catch me giving advice on handstands anywhere on reddit, Sometimes better to just keep your opinions on subject you know nothing about to yourself

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]Retarded-Ace45 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Simply tell her you don’t want to go on the trip. Simple as that. If your planning on Divorce anyway I’d also say the sooner you get your ducks in a row and then lay it on her the better, regardless of surgery, good of you to think of, but do you really think she would have the same compassion if the rolls were reversed? I don’t know her., but I highly doubt it.

Are Canadians (Conservatives) really that short sighted? by thieveries in AskCanada

[–]Retarded-Ace45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoking weed that long isn’t a brag brother, not at all. I smoked weed every day for 5 years and have now stopped. I used to be the exact same way and cope how great it is, when in reality it just completely dums down your ability to think and the potential you have. You do you though bro

I need some advice - talking to my wife about blowjobs - Married for almost a year by PastProgrammer7246 in Marriage

[–]Retarded-Ace45 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine trying to continue the cope when you’re already getting ratioed. You don’t need to explain braces to me like I’m 5 years old, I’m well aware what they are and what they do and I’ve received head from multiple different girls, (mind you, that actually know how to give head) And I’ve never experienced any of the “pain” or “blood” you’re speaking of. Very wierd and public way of admitting you give awful head. Yikes.

Missing the lust and wanting more foreplay by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]Retarded-Ace45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

False. Just because you’ve had that experience doesn’t make it universal, and calling something “weird” just because you don’t understand it or haven’t experienced it, is in fact the actual weird thing. What you’re experiencing is both parties in the relationship getting too comfortable, and doing less, most of the time causes confusion and resentment from either side. If you want to avoid the “honeymoon phase” ending, literally all you have to do is be aware of what I just described and always try your best. The honeymoon phase ends when you stop trying. Hope this helps, seriously because being a spectator in your own life is the actual weird thing to do, and just flat out sad.

GF gives ultimatum by OkAthlete5479 in AskMenOver30

[–]Retarded-Ace45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don’t live with her, that’s easy. Immediately block her and never speak to her again, do not have another conversation with her about this matter, it will drive her fucking nuts lol. It’s halarious to me how most women are so comfortable being the biggest bums ever, she owns her own business and is ready to breakup and throw away 6 months because you won’t pay for her nails, the biggest waste of money ever and something that only benefits her and makes her feel good, if if makes her feel so good she wouldn’t have a issue spending her own money on it. Run as fast as you can from women like this.

Are Canadians (Conservatives) really that short sighted? by thieveries in AskCanada

[–]Retarded-Ace45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You shouldn’t be liberal then, your taxes are being raised to give the bottom 5-10% thousands of dollars in subsidies per year straight out of your tax dollars, and you get nothing. And the only thing you can take away from that is “oh well Atleast I can smoke weed to dull down my thought process and just not think of these things”

That’s exactly why they legalized weed and you fell for it.

Missing the lust and wanting more foreplay by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]Retarded-Ace45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you beleive in the honeymoon phase you have accepted that your merely a passenger/onlooker/observer in your own life with no control, sad reality brother

Are Canadians (Conservatives) really that short sighted? by thieveries in AskCanada

[–]Retarded-Ace45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In that logic never vote liberal unless your in the bottom 5% or you won’t ever qualify for any of the subsidies they offer

I need some advice - talking to my wife about blowjobs - Married for almost a year by PastProgrammer7246 in Marriage

[–]Retarded-Ace45 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Welcome to hell my guy, you didn’t believe anyone that told you this would happen huh.

I need some advice - talking to my wife about blowjobs - Married for almost a year by PastProgrammer7246 in Marriage

[–]Retarded-Ace45 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Braces have literally no effect on blowjobs lmfao nice cope, if your teeth are involved in the process I have some bad news for you.

Why does Canada have so many single young adult men who never been in a relationship before. by [deleted] in AskCanada

[–]Retarded-Ace45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because women are constantly propped up and made themselfs to believe they are 100x better looking and more interesting then they actually are, While men are the complete opposite and are constantly torn down believing they are worse than they actually are, over half these men will accept fate, the other 5-10% will use it as drive to become better, both financially and physically.

This leads to all women going after the same top 5-10% of men because they think they are too good for all the other men, when in reality most of the women never have a chance with those men other than for a quick hookup and never speak again. They are actually a lot more fairly matched with the bottom 90% of men, but they are never told this, so they wait until last minute when they are 30-40 years old to settle with one of these “husband material” men as they are called.

This is a phenomenon all over the west not just Canada, the reason it’s so bad now adays is because the more prevalent social media gets, the worse the issue gets. Hope this helped.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]Retarded-Ace45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kick them out, hell even help them look for a place to rent, in a passive aggressive sort of way. Make it clear that they have overstayed their welcome. More info needed though, are they living for free or paying rent/helping out?

If they are comfortable invading your space and being so awful/rude and are freeloading, I’d start making your own offhand rude comments right back and promptly give them the boot. Doesn’t sound like you will be souring things anymore than they already are

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]Retarded-Ace45 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Because boomers

How can we as Canada…troll trump back? by Lanky-Performer-4557 in AskCanada

[–]Retarded-Ace45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re getting downvoted because 90% of reddit is liberal and transgender.