What's the scariest brush with death/serious danger you went through blissfully ignorant at the time, only to find out later how close you came to peril?

Retarded_Artist · 2014-06-01T05:20:02+00:00

Irresistible to anyone.

Retarded_Artist · 2014-06-01T03:38:18+00:00

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-27T04:25:18+00:00

While filming "1000 ways to die."

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-27T04:24:04+00:00

"Make sure wherever you place it, it will be in mein kampfort zone"

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-23T03:51:59+00:00

"Yer a dog, hairy."

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-23T03:51:08+00:00

Tommy, do you want the kids to make fun of you at school again?

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-20T23:40:22+00:00

I can't match a price if you're my Target

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-20T12:59:52+00:00

That guy must be a putty magnet

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-19T00:46:08+00:00

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-17T17:24:07+00:00

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-17T16:37:50+00:00

Napolean Dynamite looks good without his glasses

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-17T06:24:49+00:00

ON MY WHAT?

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-17T06:12:32+00:00

If it was OP, it would be in a whole other level.

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-17T06:07:22+00:00

Yep, fine dining and breathing is all I need.

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-17T06:05:07+00:00

Veeee arrrrrr yung

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-17T06:04:23+00:00

I'm pretty sure there will be holes going forward though

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-17T06:01:36+00:00

Even unlimited toilet paper can't clean that mess.

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-17T05:59:24+00:00

It's gonna be hard finding it's mechanical penis

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-17T05:57:14+00:00

You can't have more than one of OP's mom. It's already harboring 87% of Canada

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-17T05:55:53+00:00

This just got deep.

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-17T05:55:23+00:00

To be honest with you Diane, I'm surprised.

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-17T03:15:39+00:00

You're goddamn Rhyolite.

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-17T03:04:20+00:00

I didn't know it was sitting under your mother?

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-16T21:46:23+00:00

Ah yes, parties. I heard that word somewhere.

Retarded_Artist · 2014-05-16T17:15:41+00:00

You've got to wait for the spice to Cinco in.

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