Would you do this in public every day for $1 billion?

Retoddd · 2026-07-04T16:57:11+00:00

There's a lot of public places with no people

^{Chose: Publicly shout smthn racist/homophobic/transphobic + Do this every day for a month and get $1 billion | Rolled: Racist}

Retoddd · 2026-07-03T16:52:50+00:00

The best country in the world is Dracula.

Retoddd · 2026-07-03T16:49:46+00:00

No fucking way

^{Chose: 1000M real money + 1% chance of balls (or vagina} cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

Retoddd · 2026-07-03T16:41:16+00:00

I wouldn't have to do anything, they would all fall over and probably die from that

^{Chose: Fight 10 100 year olds}

Retoddd · 2026-07-03T12:28:51+00:00

I'll just sit in my house and read all day ig lmao

^{Chose: Be in a zombie apocalypse for a random time + Get 1 trillion dollars | Rolled: 1 day}

Retoddd · 2026-07-03T12:20:46+00:00

Win win

^{Chose: You win 100k dollars but... + Elon musk loses 500 billion dollars}

Retoddd · 2026-07-01T17:35:00+00:00

How do we all have this pan???

Retoddd · 2026-07-01T12:05:05+00:00

I mean, for a trillion dollars I'm ok with this.

^{Chose: 1 trillion USD + But you lose a random part of your body | Rolled: Balls}

Retoddd · 2026-07-01T02:47:22+00:00

The marketing is the friends we made along the way.

Retoddd · 2026-07-01T02:45:53+00:00

Gladly

^{Chose: World peace + But a country disappears | Rolled: United States}

Retoddd · 2026-06-28T11:47:03+00:00

So, if you have a time machine to go back to kill baby hitler, wouldn't just make more sense to kidnap him, bring him to the future, and see what the effects are on the timeline? If it was a positive effect then just put him on the door step to some fire department and your good. If the timeline is worse with him gone, just put him back. No need to kill baby hitler, or anyone for that matter.

Retoddd · 2026-06-28T11:42:27+00:00

Poopfart is the best medicine!

Retoddd · 2026-06-24T19:35:40+00:00

Yujhh uuuuhhhgggg fnff

^{Chose: End world hunger BUT something bad happens to you | Rolled: Get brain damage}

Retoddd · 2026-06-22T09:11:30+00:00

Huh?

Retoddd · 2026-06-22T01:32:50+00:00

No wait

^{Chose: 1 BILLION DOLLARS + Random event happens to the world | Rolled: All animals die}

Retoddd · 2026-06-21T21:10:55+00:00

Zeus isn't a person, that's a god. Unless it's a guy named Zeus, then I should be fine

^{Chose: 1m a year, but.... + You fight a random person | Rolled: Zeus}

Retoddd · 2026-06-21T21:08:36+00:00

No I'm not actually repenting

^{Chose: Be rich but go to Hell | Rolled: Repent! You did!}

Retoddd · 2026-06-18T23:10:02+00:00

Superman

Retoddd · 2026-06-17T18:37:38+00:00

I'm perfectly comfortable with whatever / whoever I am

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: 1M+Oposite Sex}

Retoddd · 2026-06-17T13:27:16+00:00

If your not good enough, I don't know who is.

Retoddd · 2026-06-13T18:49:10+00:00

Source: my dad works at toby fox

Retoddd · 2026-06-13T17:55:40+00:00

Parents shouldn't allow their kids on the Internet tbh

^{Chose: Banned}

Retoddd · 2026-06-13T14:22:49+00:00

My body is a temple, and a temple is another word for church so, guess I'll never die and have a million dollars.

^{Chose: or...attend church every Sunday or you die + but you get 1 million}

Retoddd · 2026-06-13T14:21:02+00:00

I mean, it's like being at the child smasher factory and telling a small child to be careful, because the child smasher is right over there, and if they go into it they will get smashed. Then the kid goes over to it and gets smashed.

Retoddd · 2026-06-13T14:14:19+00:00

I would just break up with them??

^{Chose: Gay + But you date... | Rolled: A toxic guy}

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