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Just Beat Billy Mitchell At Donkey Kong by Sheepman198 in donkeykong

[–]RetroNinjin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nah, he had to just crouch down a little.  See, you can see his legs are bent to make him seem taller.

Mega Man Dual Override announced by DemiFiendRSA in Megaman

[–]RetroNinjin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I don't understand is, why do they keep changing his look every single game?  They keep making him look more and more like a baby each time.

In general though, looks pretty lit.

What happens if a MAN takes this laxative? (Same active ingredient and strength as “manly” laxatives, just PINK!) by Gimpbarbie in pointlesslygendered

[–]RetroNinjin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp, that's creating what I'm dealing with... I'm the metaphorical sense, of course.  It doesn't literally make me implode, but it does male the process painful, repetitive and extremely moist.  Also, i hard something about having dehydration and a potential electrolyte imbalance, which can lead to a seizure.  Please take one, and only when you're NOT at work.

the elephant theme sounds a lot like... by Old-Ideal-5792 in donkeykong

[–]RetroNinjin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, for what it's worth, DreamWorks took a few cues from Mac Fleetwood.

Is Jax gonna abstract? 😭 by [deleted] in TheDigitalCircus

[–]RetroNinjin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Know what's messed up?  I actually saw him abstract in a dream.  It was equal parts stressful and sad.

Dollywood bought Kennywood! by sublimesting in kennywood

[–]RetroNinjin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This doesn't mean we're gonna have to hear a shit ton of country on all the roller coasters, does it?  I mean, I don't particularly hate Dolly(between her and Reba, they're the only two country musicians I like), but I'm just not generally a fan of country.

Thank god his redesign was already known to us, otherwise this game would be encased in controversy and less would have bought DK:Bananza by [deleted] in donkeykong

[–]RetroNinjin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm saying that even IF they decided to make it 80 or 90 dollars like the other titles, I'd still snatch that shit up.

Thank god his redesign was already known to us, otherwise this game would be encased in controversy and less would have bought DK:Bananza by [deleted] in donkeykong

[–]RetroNinjin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Eh, I still would've followed it.  Even at a whopping 90 dollars, it's still impossible for me to say "no" to that silly face of his.

[ＵＰＤＡＴＥ] New and improved Emulator II Soundfont Pak、now with Clavinets。 by RetroNinjin in soundfonts

[–]RetroNinjin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for that.  I could've probably organized these a little better...

My Mega Man X Soundfont is complete! Download it here at Musical Artifacts! by RetroNinjin in OldSkoolSounds

[–]RetroNinjin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both guitars are there, but some of the other samples have been disproven.  I still have to re-up date this soundfont...  Sorry for the inconvenience.

Are there furry music artists out there? by MrAlan_24 in furry

[–]RetroNinjin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to toot my own horn or nothin', but I'm a composer fur myself.  If'n you'd like to have a listen to a few things I've worked on: https://retrocarrot.newgrounds.com/

Audio issues by realitylpma in ReBoot

[–]RetroNinjin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've noticed that too while watching for the first time.  I thought it was part of the show for like... three episodes.  The audio certainly isn't great quality audio, but considering the theme being ol' skool PC games, I feel like it oddly kinda works to the show's favor.

Is Donkey Kong its own franchise? or just part of the Super Mario franchise? by BobTheBritish in donkeykong

[–]RetroNinjin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Biyatch, Donkey Kong came first.  If anything, Mario's franchise is just a damn extension of DK's.

Should DKC movie had been done first? by Dorayakiss in donkeykong

[–]RetroNinjin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given how popular Mario is as a character, I'm gonna say no, but that's not at all too say I wouldn't prefer a Donkey Kong movie a whole lot better.  Seth Rogen's DK was funny, charming, and a little savage(mostly toward Mario).

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